FARK.com: (7576694) If you are a police lieutenant, don't take sexually explicit videos and a provocative photo of yourself in your police uniform shirt, and send them to a subordinate officer you are dating, EVEN IF YOU ARE SMOKING HOT

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		If you are a police lieutenant, don't take sexually explicit videos and a provocative photo of yourself in your police uniform shirt, and send them to a subordinate officer you are dating, EVEN IF YOU ARE SMOKING HOT (azstarnet.com)		107
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thecpt		2013-02-05 10:34:55 PM

LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking

you're evil

Smgth		2013-02-05 10:35:33 PM

Is this some kind of bust?

/Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive.
//Pics or didn't happen.

mrexcess		2013-02-05 10:42:58 PM

I'd let her collar me.

Marcintosh		2013-02-05 10:52:01 PM

quite a bit of crazy in that picture.
Oh yeah I'd hit it but then I'd run like hell . . . okay so I wouldn't but I'd sure think about it . . . we'd problably end up as one of those couples that get their story told on "DESTROYED IN SECONDS" or some such thing

LindenFark		2013-02-05 10:52:30 PM

GAT_00: Note the male subordinate who sent the pictures around is apparently suffering no punishment, despite the fact that she's been demoted for breaking ethics.

That's to be expected. In any organization large enough to have a Human Resources department, it's generally forbidden to have an intimate relationship with a subordinate. It's a sexual harassment nightmare waiting to happen. Even when both parties are well intentioned, it's practically impossible for one relationship not to affect the other. The subordinate can't really be held accountable when his/her job life is held hostage.

jm105		2013-02-05 11:01:05 PM

deanayer: I like the "BUY NOW" button under the photo, I just am not sure what it is I would be buying.

It takes you to a link to where you can buy a copy of the photo in various sizes. Now, I understand newspapers need to make money and selling their photographer's work is commonplace, but the picture clearly states "Photograph courtesy of Tucson Police Department", which means (a) they didn't take it and (b) it's not theirs to sell.

LindenFark		2013-02-05 11:01:52 PM

LindenFark: That's to be expected.

To be clear, the that she had a relationship with a subordinate is reason enough for a demotion. The fact she took self pics in uniform for private consumption, or that he showed provocative pics of his girlfriend to his bros may both be poor etiquette, but are perhaps not disciplinary offenses.

RockofAges		2013-02-05 11:10:04 PM

LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

Awesome.

LonMead		2013-02-05 11:14:25 PM

LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"I don't like you."

_{pretty funny, tho'.}

Arthur Jumbles		2013-02-05 11:17:20 PM

FTFA:The internal affairs investigation found that Lopez sent photographs and videos using her personal cell phone to the subordinate officer, whose name was not released. That officer then apparently shared the videos with other TPD officers, the report said.

I don't understand why other guys do this. Personally, I don't want other men thinking about my girlfriend naked and I'm certainly not going to help them do that by showing them a picture of her naked.

AxemRed		2013-02-05 11:28:10 PM

Arthur Jumbles: I don't understand why other guys do this. Personally, I don't want other men thinking about my girlfriend naked and I'm certainly not going to help them do that by showing them a picture of her naked.

He did it because he didn't really care about her. It was just a game to him.

Britney_Spears		2013-02-05 11:32:14 PM

LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

your links don't work, dumbass. lern 2 internt

JungleBoogie		2013-02-05 11:33:51 PM

LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

Monster.

maniacalclown		2013-02-05 11:37:07 PM

I'd be her subordinate officer any day!

LonMead		2013-02-05 11:46:55 PM

Relatively Obscure: The internal affairs investigation found that Lopez sent photographs and videos using her personal cell phone to the subordinate officer, whose name was not released.
That officer then apparently shared the videos with other TPD officers, the report said.

You ass.

Well, the article did say that she was the Public Information Officer...

namatad		2013-02-05 11:48:35 PM

One officer told investigators that Lopez had shared sex videos with him, and as far as he knows, they were not taken on department property. He also said he forwarded the videos electronically to other officers, and personally showed video to a sergeant.

WTF
1) did she send them to more than one person? otherwise she knows exactly who she sent them to.
2) what kind of asshole gets nude pics of GF and then forwards them?? asshole you ruin this shiat for the rest of us
3) he really needs a beat down for that kid of shiat
4) pics or it didnt happen

LesserEvil		2013-02-05 11:50:57 PM

Britney_Spears: LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

your links don't work, dumbass. lern 2 internt

Let me try this again....

Link to video

Link to pics

Sorry... these new buttons have me messed up. As I said before, they are VERY NSFW!!! That girl is freaky.

JungleBoogie		2013-02-05 11:51:53 PM

Mrs. Officer?

www.videosta.com

LesserEvil		2013-02-05 11:52:10 PM

ARGHHHH!!!! It isn't putting the links through,

I don't know what is happening here.

doofusgumby		2013-02-05 11:59:25 PM

LesserEvil: ARGHHHH!!!! It isn't putting the links through,

I don't know what is happening here.

Yeah, right.

/just go with it

voodoomedic		2013-02-06 12:02:45 AM

LesserEvil		2013-02-06 12:02:53 AM

file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Vid/

file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Pics/

LesserEvil		2013-02-06 12:03:28 AM

Those don't look right

Keizer_Ghidorah		2013-02-06 12:07:15 AM

So BOTH of them violated some rule or other, but only SHE is being punished for it. *sigh* Business as usual.

duenor		2013-02-06 12:10:55 AM

I saw "here's the link to the video" and I thought "my night is made.... "

sadly, I'm dissapointed.

demaL-demaL-yeH		2013-02-06 12:14:08 AM

The sad thing is she's a native Tucsonan who grew up listening to Mike and Tyler (with Suzie Dunn) in the morning, and she broke the Rule:
Never let your boyfriend take naked pictures of you.

Therion		2013-02-06 12:26:07 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: The sad thing is she's a native Tucsonan who grew up listening to Mike and Tyler (with Suzie Dunn) in the morning, and she broke the Rule:
Never let your boyfriend take naked pictures of you.

I don't know who Mike and Tyler and Suzie Dunn are, but if that's their rule they are horrible people and must be stopped.

SJKebab		2013-02-06 12:31:57 AM

LesserEvil: file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Vid/

file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Pics/

Voted "Smart".

illannoyin		2013-02-06 12:40:41 AM

I just saw the episode of 'House of Cards' where Kevin Spacey takes some nekkid pics of Kate Mara for blackmail security. Sweet.

Also, I wonder if it went something like in 'Anchorman' where she tells him to keep it on the down low at work but instead this happens...

http://www.hark.com/clips/smrhnyhfvn-veronica-corningstone-and-i-had -s ex-and-now-we-are-in-love

/Sorry for the auto play

illannoyin		2013-02-06 12:43:07 AM

Oh, and post the dang working links already!

/Have nekkid pics of exes
//Yes, they are exquisite
///No, I will not share them

demaL-demaL-yeH		2013-02-06 12:50:26 AM

Therion: demaL-demaL-yeH: The sad thing is she's a native Tucsonan who grew up listening to Mike and Tyler (with Suzie Dunn) in the morning, and she broke the Rule:
Never let your boyfriend take naked pictures of you.

I don't know who Mike and Tyler and Suzie Dunn are, but if that's their rule they are horrible people and must be stopped.

Mike & Tyler - morning DJs at KLPX in the 80s and 90s. Suzie Dunn - program manager - used to join them on air. Her music programming was farking fantastic: KLPX didn't suck back then.

The Rule: Never let your boyfriend take naked pictures of you.

They used to get calls from young women who'd broken the Rule and regretted it.
(Some of them were even real.)

/They were real to me, dammit.

Oak		2013-02-06 12:54:17 AM

SJKebab: LesserEvil: file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Vid/

file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Pics/

Voted "Smart".

Voted "Funny."

/I literally laughed out loud

casual disregard		2013-02-06 01:18:08 AM

Lopez?

fnordest		2013-02-06 02:02:38 AM

Britney_Spears: LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

your links don't work, dumbass. lern 2 internt

I don't know what you're doing wrong, but they worked for me.

/they're real and they're spectacular

lawsucks		2013-02-06 02:11:48 AM

links don't work.

Veloram		2013-02-06 02:19:24 AM

I'd tear up that badge.

NeoBad		2013-02-06 03:50:10 AM

I think subby got it wrong. Her teeth are too white for her to be a smoker

prjindigo		2013-02-06 05:50:28 AM

If she was "in uniform" when taking the photos, aren't they public documents now?

911Jenny		2013-02-06 06:04:09 AM

Begoggle: KrispyKritter: the dooshbag that was lucky enough to be tapping that honey yet stupid enough to share pics like a 7th grader should be doing time in cell block nine.

I assume it was either a straight woman or a gay guy.
Or else someone who really couldn't stand working with her who wanted her gone.

Not really. Police departments are like high school all over again. Things like this spread like wildfire...if not immediately it will eventually.

A co-worker went to a bike rally out of state once and was topless but had pasties on and body paint. Randomly she ran into one of our officers. When she came back another officer, who wasn't even there, had taken it upon himself to find a picture of her from the event and sent it to everyone in the department via work email.

He of course didn't get in trouble... Even if it was for just being a douche bag or using work email for that crap. (And yes she was aware pics would end up on the internets but didn't know people she worked with would be there, figured there's thousands of people there and even more pics, what are the odds? She didn't figure in a fat, old cop with too much time on his hands to go through all those pics.)

She's hot. Seriously. And they messed up because she won't go topless again.

/I've seen them. They're real and they're spectacular!

JonnyG		2013-02-06 07:03:27 AM

It's quite apparent that some people have not yet become aware of the explicit sexual culture that comes with policing. Law enforcement are, generally speaking, sex freaks. And *gasp* they are also known to pound back a lot of alcohol and drugs during these romps. Cops are well known swingers. She would have sent the pics to everyone eventually.

kgloverfl		2013-02-06 07:29:18 AM

LesserEvil: file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Vid/

file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Pics/

Seems I've already seen the video and pics... odd

dryknife		2013-02-06 07:33:30 AM

She looks very arresting.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2013-02-06 07:59:48 AM

LesserEvil: Britney_Spears: LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

your links don't work, dumbass. lern 2 internt

Let me try this again....

Link to video

Link to pics

Sorry... these new buttons have me messed up. As I said before, they are VERY NSFW!!! That girl is freaky.

I took the liberty of reviewing your code and noticed that you forgot to initialize the stub reference in the anchor tag. It may be the new linking on the WYSIWYG as the defaults for those ususally have stubs pre-formed and raw linking is natural for those kind of tags. Also there's a designator script in the metatags - did you put that there? It's preventing the link-text from rendering as homologate so it's just showing up as word-text.

But you ain't kiddin' about that movie. Holy smokes, where'd you find that? THAT is a keeper, oh yeah. I'm going to anal-yze it in more detail after work. THANKS!

slayer199		2013-02-06 08:36:10 AM

Smoking hot indeed.

There's a few important lessons here.

1. Don't date co-workers
2. Don't date subordinate co-workers
3. Don't make explicit videos and send them to subordinate co-workers that you're dating
4. Don't date douchebag co-workers that would share the explicit videos
5. Don't wear your uniform in those explicit videos.

ObeliskToucher		2013-02-06 09:41:04 AM

ObeliskToucher		2013-02-06 09:43:36 AM

LesserEvil: Here's the link to the video in question, definitely NSFW.

Also, here is the link to some of the pictures. She's definitely smoking hot.

Your Fark handle is vastly understated...

This Looks Fun		2013-02-06 09:54:11 AM

LesserEvil: file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Vid/

file:///C:/Temp/SmokingHotCop/Pics/

Damn. Master troll at work.

/Take a bow.

darch		2013-02-06 10:14:50 AM

911Jenny: Begoggle: KrispyKritter: the dooshbag that was lucky enough to be tapping that honey yet stupid enough to share pics like a 7th grader should be doing time in cell block nine.

I assume it was either a straight woman or a gay guy.
Or else someone who really couldn't stand working with her who wanted her gone.

Not really. Police departments are like high school all over again. Things like this spread like wildfire...if not immediately it will eventually.

A co-worker went to a bike rally out of state once and was topless but had pasties on and body paint. Randomly she ran into one of our officers. When she came back another officer, who wasn't even there, had taken it upon himself to find a picture of her from the event and sent it to everyone in the department via work email.

He of course didn't get in trouble... Even if it was for just being a douche bag or using work email for that crap. (And yes she was aware pics would end up on the internets but didn't know people she worked with would be there, figured there's thousands of people there and even more pics, what are the odds? She didn't figure in a fat, old cop with too much time on his hands to go through all those pics.)

She's hot. Seriously. And they messed up because she won't go topless again.

/I've seen them. They're real and they're spectacular!

THIS. I call mine "The Sixth Grade with Guns". Interesting from a social POV.