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(KTVB Boise)   You win $100K in a lottery. Do you C) call in rich   (ktvb.com) divider line 30
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2013-02-05 08:42:03 PM
4 votes:
Fast food job? I don't even call in.
2013-02-05 10:44:23 PM
3 votes:
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His fiancé?
2013-02-05 09:09:19 PM
3 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"I slipped on pee-pee at the Costco. Got me a $53000 settlement. I'll never have to work another day in my life".
2013-02-05 11:44:32 PM
2 votes:
oi49.tinypic.comoi46.tinypic.com
2013-02-05 10:17:19 PM
2 votes:
There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his
wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags."
And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase."
And he says, "No, just pack your bags,I want you gone when
I get home!"
2013-02-05 10:13:53 PM
2 votes:
Oh no, what if his plan fails, how will he ever find another job in the fast food industry?
2013-02-05 10:12:26 PM
2 votes:
1. Fast food worker (everyone needs a job)
2. Engaged at a young age while being a fast food worker (Uh, love conquers all?)
3. Likes to play $20 scratch off tickets while being an engaged fast food worker (McDonald's will welcome you back after failing out of college)
2013-02-05 10:04:05 PM
2 votes:
I ran outta sick days and had to call-in dead.
2013-02-05 08:56:48 PM
2 votes:

Kyosuke: Fast food job? I don't even call in.

2013-02-06 06:56:52 AM
1 votes:
My friend and I started hugging right there in the car!

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2013-02-06 06:52:40 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Smeggy Smurf: Solid State Vittles: Christ, some of you guys are wet blankets.  I think it's awesome.  Dumbass tag is for subby.

He's a dumbass for getting engaged while still working a fast food job in Idaho

/submitter

'fiance/fiancee' is code for 'person I sleep with most'.  doesn't mean you actually have any plans to get married to one another, but it sounds better for public consumption than 'boyfriend/girlfriend' or 'fk buddy'.

and that's why people use it.


I have a friend who always calls her husband "boyfriend", just to mess with people.
2013-02-06 12:20:41 AM
1 votes:
It worked out pretty well for that Charley fella, who bought that candy bar and wound up with a chocolate factory that was full of oompla loompas,,,,*giggles*
2013-02-06 12:19:31 AM
1 votes:
Hookers and Viagra.
2013-02-05 11:59:15 PM
1 votes:

mrlewish: Why would someone call in to a McJob?  They don't even do you the courtesy of paying you enough to make a living. (in other words they were rude first)


I would call in and say "Guess what? I can afford to tell you to f*ck off after two years of working at your sh*tty job!"
And then hang up.
And also remember never to use them for a job reference again.

And then find the person who called me a dumbass for rejoicing in losing a bad job and beat the crap out of him.
2013-02-05 11:11:38 PM
1 votes:

Sergeant Grumbles: Soupysales: And as long as he keeps playing those $20 scratchers, the honeymoon will pay for itself.

Yes, again, how dare he spend his own money in a way you don't approve of. It must just burn you up inside to see a  peon luck into some money.


Nice try, asshole. If you took your head out of... Just kidding. I'm not one of those guys (usually).

Honestly, I have no problem with lotteries. I play myself on occasion But $20 is a hefty chunk for a fast food worker, and very few people do the scratch offs as a whim. A whim will be a couple bucks on the Mega Millions when it keeps rolling over to 5 kajillion dollars. So yes, I will judge this kid on being foolish with his money when he has all these grand plans for the future.
2013-02-05 10:52:24 PM
1 votes:

mesmer242: In other words, they already had the wedding planned and already had a plan to go to school once they'd saved the money. He was making 16k a year in a small town so even after taxes this is a huge break for them. It sounds like they know what they're doing, work hard for what they want, and they deserve a break. Good on them and I hope it works out for them.


This.
All you haters can shut it. U jelly.

How dare any of the lower classes dare aspire to a happy married life and a job above their lowly station. If they're not tired, poor, and miserable when they go home to live in sin, America and freedom are dead, amirite?
2013-02-05 10:34:54 PM
1 votes:
Now let's watch and see how they so. Coming to you this fall on the CW...
2013-02-05 10:22:58 PM
1 votes:
America: Where you need to win lottery to afford an education.

/first thought in my head
2013-02-05 10:21:35 PM
1 votes:

Macular Degenerate: After taxes he'll net about $75K. Properly invested, that could generate about $6,000 per year in income.

Or he'll blow it in a matter of weeks on hookers and blow.

My bet is on the latter.


Not likely.  That's Mormon country.  You can't even see titties at the titty bar let alone find a hooker.
Blow?  Forget it. The best you can do is score some meth that may or may not kill you immediately.
College?  Oh yeah ISU is a great college.  Or they can move to Boise and attend Bozo U I mean Boise State University.
2013-02-05 10:18:55 PM
1 votes:
I remember a guy winning the California Lottery a few years ago. A reporter asked him if he was going to quit his job. He replied, "No, but my attitude is sure gonna change!"
2013-02-05 10:18:05 PM
1 votes:
After taxes he'll net about $75K. Properly invested, that could generate about $6,000 per year in income.

Or he'll blow it in a matter of weeks on hookers and blow.

My bet is on the latter.
2013-02-05 10:14:48 PM
1 votes:

Fano: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 470x263]

1. Fool
2. Money
3. Parted.

Can't do worse than that Jack dude from WV who won the megamillions


wait for the followup tag...
wait for it....
2013-02-05 10:14:43 PM
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: Subby, quit hitting yourself. You're not THAT big of a dumbass.


Do you mind putting that in writing and giving that to Mrs. Smurf the next time I find a new and exciting way to injure myself?
2013-02-05 10:08:57 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: he and his fiancé plan to attend college with their winnings.

Sounds like a plan, Hannibal!


Yep, they'll fall face first into a pile of coke, stat farking other "hot"  people and breakup and the lawyers will pick the bones  of what's left before finals are posted.
2013-02-05 10:04:24 PM
1 votes:
"he and his fiancé "

Well, I guess it's legal in a few states...
2013-02-05 06:58:52 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ZAZ: Messier quit his fast food job

He just won two years income (after taxes). He can afford some time off.

You mean a burger flipper makes more than I do? Because that's like 2 1/2 years for me before taxes

/I must be in the wrong racket

Most mollusks don't make nearly what you do.


And I don't make near enough clams
2013-02-05 06:36:03 PM
1 votes:
I would have a series of operations done so that can look like Ken.
2013-02-05 06:25:58 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ZAZ: Messier quit his fast food job

He just won two years income (after taxes). He can afford some time off.

You mean a burger flipper makes more than I do? Because that's like 2 1/2 years for me before taxes

/I must be in the wrong racket


Most mollusks don't make nearly what you do.
2013-02-05 06:17:59 PM
1 votes:
Give the guy a break, his brain is in the right place. He knows he can't blow it all on fun otherwise he'll have to go back to his shiatty life, so instead h e's spending it on going back to college. Whether he succeeds and follows through is a different story, but at least he knows what the right thing to do is.

His only mistake is buying college time for his fianceé as well. TV and Films about university life has taught me that women find someone else in those dens of iniquity.
2013-02-05 06:07:26 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Messier quit his fast food job

He just won two years income (after taxes). He can afford some time off.


You mean a burger flipper makes more than I do? Because that's like 2 1/2 years for me before taxes

/I must be in the wrong racket
 
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