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(CBS Chicago)   Northwestern University football gets a 5-game deal to play games at Wrigley Field but no games can be scheduled for October. The Cubs "are reserving October for postseason baseball"   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 1
    More: Amusing, Wrigley Field, Northwestern University, Cubs, Northwestern Wildcats football, Tom Ricketts, postseason baseball, Fighting Illini, Pat Fitzgerald  
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2013-02-05 06:34:03 PM  
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I remember when I used to say "Maybe this year".  I used to say "maybe next year".   I've started saying "maybe my lifetime"

I asked my wife (all serious like) when the Cubs are in the World Series can I have an party/orgy at the house.  Food, strippers, booze, hookers, blackjack, strippers, basic straight up Roman debauchery food and sex orgy during the WS.

She says all serious, "Since it will never happen, sure." and patted me on the leg and gave me a pity smile like you give to a child that wants a unicorn.

/So I got that to look forward to...
//DAMN AIN'T EVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
 
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