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(Newser)   Gaga's diva demands may be the weirdest ever. Example: a mannequin with 'pink public hair'   (newser.com) divider line 8
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2013-02-05 05:07:23 PM  
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Sin_City_Superhero: It's a stupid way to check for compliance. Instead of attempting to meet your actual needs, now they're wasting time painting manequine pubes pink, or picking brown M&M's out of a bowl. It seems like that time could be better spent shoring up security, or something...


You're obviously not an artist.  One time I was doing a guest lecture at a very prestigious art school (no, you've never heard of it) and I made a few really very simple requests.  Some roasted cocoa beans, pink doves outside the lecture hall (not visible obviously, but still influencing the aura of the room) and no brown socks.  Our model was sick or dead or something, so we had to convince one of the students to disrobe.  After she finally calmed down and wiped the emotive waters from her eyes, we began.  Everything was fine, but I just couldn't make those last few brush strokes.  The image of her dismembered body laughed at me from the canvas, leg on the staircase like a clown hurling hate.  I could not finish.  Finally, I realized what was happening.  Need I tell you what color the TA's socks were?  Once he was fired, the last strokes flowed from me like milk from a bursting udder.

Unless you know the mind of an artist, you can't imagine how these things matter.
2013-02-05 04:44:38 PM  
3 votes:
No mention of a golf ball dimpler?
2013-02-05 10:23:40 PM  
1 votes:

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: i wanna have sex with a Real Doll w/pink pubic hair


I was going to do a GIS to see if I could find something for you, but thought better of it.
2013-02-05 05:44:10 PM  
1 votes:
Axl Rose may be a douche but GNP's rider was dom perignon, wonderbread, cigarettes and a box of porn. Call me old fashioned but that is rock' n roll
2013-02-05 05:44:10 PM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: Sin_City_Superhero: TwistedIvory: It's a visible way to check for compliance.

It's a stupid way to check for compliance. Instead of attempting to meet your actual needs, now they're wasting time painting manequine pubes pink, or picking brown M&M's out of a bowl. It seems like that time could be better spent shoring up security, or something...

So...DLR finds brown M&Ms in the bowl, and trashes the green room. How does that insure the stage won't collapse or a monitor won't come crashing down from the rafters?

My rider would consist of
Miller Lite
Jamesons
Makers
Coke or Pepsi
A decent stereo with an aux input
Hookers
Blow
Roasted or fried chicken
Sriracha sauce and mayo
Hookers
Blow


Hmm...you said hookers and blow twice.
2013-02-05 05:17:47 PM  
1 votes:
i wanna have sex with a Real Doll w/pink pubic hair
2013-02-05 04:46:43 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: TwistedIvory: It's a visible way to check for compliance.

It's a stupid way to check for compliance. Instead of attempting to meet your actual needs, now they're wasting time painting manequine pubes pink, or picking brown M&M's out of a bowl. It seems like that time could be better spent shoring up security, or something...


So...DLR finds brown M&Ms in the bowl, and trashes the green room. How does that insure the stage won't collapse or a monitor won't come crashing down from the rafters?

My rider would consist of
Miller Lite
Jamesons
Makers
Coke or Pepsi
A decent stereo with an aux input
Hookers
Blow
Roasted or fried chicken
Sriracha sauce and mayo
Hookers
Blow
2013-02-05 01:36:36 PM  
1 votes:
Don' think it's sub-a-lub-a-ding-dongs fault... it was in the article.
 
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