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(Cracked)   Apparently this guy thinks too hard about Etsy   (cracked.com) divider line 32
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2013-02-05 04:06:47 PM
Soren Bowie is the worst cracked writer there.  Give me some more David Wong and STFU.
 
2013-02-05 04:08:54 PM
Wtf am I reading
 
2013-02-05 04:09:18 PM
He might be the worst writer, but he is the most pompous @$$ on After Hours and I laugh and laugh and laugh at him.

Him and all the other three.

I don't remember them.

/Katie!
//Cause I want her.
///I know she wants me too.
 
2013-02-05 04:11:24 PM
Is there really such a thing as thinking too hard about Etsy?  Amirite?  I mean, the question we should all be asking ourselves is if we think hard enough about Etsy..  We're talking about a business that reimagines commerce in ways that build a more fulfilling and lasting world.  We're talking about a mindful, transparent, humane business.  If it were up to me, I'd make the staff of Etsy my slaves, chaining them in a dark basement, and then I'd force them to be even more humane and transparent and mindful if they ever hope to see the light of day again.  And if you don't think kidnap and torture can make them more humane, then that just shows how damn humane and transparent and mindful they really are, and why we should think so hard about them.
 
2013-02-05 04:12:12 PM

dalovindj: Is there really such a thing as thinking too hard about Etsy?  Amirite?  I mean, the question we should all be asking ourselves is if we think hard enough about Etsy..  We're talking about a business that reimagines commerce in ways that build a more fulfilling and lasting world.  We're talking about a mindful, transparent, humane business.  If it were up to me, I'd make the staff of Etsy my slaves, chaining them in a dark basement, and then I'd force them to be even more humane and transparent and mindful if they ever hope to see the light of day again.  And if you don't think kidnap and torture can make them more humane, then that just shows how damn humane and transparent and mindful they really are, and why we should think so hard about them.


Somebody is thinking too hard about Etsy and I'm not sure it's Soren Bowie...
 
2013-02-05 04:35:12 PM

labbal: Somebody is thinking too hard about Etsy and I'm not sure it's Soren Bowie...


Surprise twist:  I AM Soren Bowie!

/not really
 
2013-02-05 05:44:37 PM
What's Etsy?
 
2013-02-05 06:01:07 PM
I like Etsy, bought some nice things from there. I'm not sure wtf I'm reading with regards to this article, or dalovindj's post, but I'm sure if the two of them got together they could write something neat about Etsy.com
 
2013-02-05 06:01:12 PM

taurusowner: What's Etsy?


It's like Regretsy without the shame.
 
2013-02-05 06:05:10 PM

Cambrian: Wtf am I reading


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2013-02-05 06:10:00 PM
Etsy is where you go when you want to buy a homemade Legend of Zelda heart necklace but get called queer because the chain is obviously for a woman but you don't care because you love that game.
 
2013-02-05 06:13:40 PM
Etsy is the version of Craigslist where you pick up hookers and murder them and then glue sparkly macaroni all over their skull and sell it to the next victim.
 
2013-02-05 06:33:53 PM
That article isn't about etsy, it's about him, etsy is what inspired him to write about himself.

He writes like a 18 year old, who thinks he's funny, writes
 
2013-02-05 06:37:26 PM
 
2013-02-05 06:57:31 PM

BarryJV: Regretsy


Yep. April indicated she's going to retire Regretsy, and suddenly we have a lame-ass Cracked writer writing an Etsy piece. Coincidence? I think not.
 
2013-02-05 07:33:13 PM

WillyChase: I like Etsy, bought some nice things from there. I'm not sure wtf I'm reading with regards to this article, or dalovindj's post, but I'm sure if the two of them got together they could write something neat about Etsy.com


This. I've gotten some rather nice little bits of jewelry for the wife.
 
2013-02-05 07:35:31 PM

OceanVortex: Soren Bowie is the worst cracked writer there.  Give me some more David Wong and STFU.


They would, but there was this thing with a universal gateway and some spiders from Mars.  He's been a bit distracted teleporting through the ham branes lately.
 
2013-02-05 07:46:35 PM

FormlessOne: BarryJV: Regretsy

Yep. April indicated she's going to retire Regretsy, and suddenly we have a lame-ass Cracked writer writing an Etsy piece. Coincidence? I think not.


it breaks my hear April is too busy to continue Regretsy. it was a hilarious site, and I applaud her for outing scumbags that overpriced merchandise and misrepresented themselves/their goods to the world. IMHO April should receive some sort of Award for the service she provided the internet community.
 
2013-02-05 07:54:33 PM
Reading anything in this thread will lower you IQ 40 points.
 
2013-02-05 07:58:32 PM
 "8 porcupine quills

6 broken doll eyes
2 shrimp claws
10 beetle wings
6 python ribs
8 shark teeth
2 owl pellets
4 butterfly/moth wings
7 baby starfish
Several colorful feathers from different birds
Assorted rodent bones
And a grouse leg"


A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-02-05 09:22:55 PM

KrispyKritter: FormlessOne: BarryJV: Regretsy

Yep. April indicated she's going to retire Regretsy, and suddenly we have a lame-ass Cracked writer writing an Etsy piece. Coincidence? I think not.

it breaks my hear April is too busy to continue Regretsy. it was a hilarious site, and I applaud her for outing scumbags that overpriced merchandise and misrepresented themselves/their goods to the world. IMHO April should receive some sort of Award for the service she provided the internet community.


The biggest thing that she did was expose how Etsy doesn't give a fark about people selling mass-produced crap on their website and claiming that it's handmade.  Etsy only cares about the money it gets from each sale, and doesn't bother to remove sellers even when they are openly selling Chinese made goods or factory built furniture.

I do miss Regretsy though.  She had some funny stuff.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:32 PM

taurusowner: What's Etsy?


I thought he was thinking of goatse. Glad I was wrong.
 
2013-02-05 11:38:03 PM
David Wong, Jon Cheese and that Jacallo (or something) guy are the only must read authors over at cracked.  Everything else is a crapshoot.
 
2013-02-06 12:30:05 AM
What?

*reads article*

...wait, what?
 
2013-02-06 12:53:11 AM

SpdrJay: Reading anything in this thread will lower you IQ 40 points.


even if this is the only comment I read?
 
2013-02-06 12:55:54 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-06 03:59:00 AM
Put a bird on it!
 
2013-02-06 07:12:18 AM
This article is just plain weird.
 
2013-02-06 07:21:28 AM

SpdrJay: Reading anything in this thread will lower you IQ 40 points.


OMG it really does
 
2013-02-06 08:42:54 AM

WillyChase: I like Etsy, bought some nice things from there. I'm not sure wtf I'm reading with regards to this article, or dalovindj's post, but I'm sure if the two of them got together they could write something neat about Etsy.com


This article only makes sense in light of the last article he wrote, which is linked in the first paragraph.  There is apparently some pretty weird stuff on Etsy.
 
2013-02-06 08:48:20 AM

Mister Buttons: David Wong, Jon Cheese and that Jacallo (or something) guy are the only must read authors over at cracked.  Everything else is a crapshoot.


Dan o'brien used to be funny when he first started writing regularly,and Swaim's videos get a chuckle from me most times, but ya mainly all the rest is crap
 
2013-02-06 01:24:16 PM
I've always enjoyed Seanbaby's super hero articles.
 
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