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(102.1 The Edge)   Texas citizens, you may now relax. We have captured the kinkajou. Repeat: we have captured the kinkajou   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Wise County, Texas  
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2013-02-05 03:37:11 PM  
It bit a responding deputy, despite the fact that he was wearing puncture-proof gloves.
2013-02-05 03:37:31 PM
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
2013-02-05 03:38:35 PM  

kaseyfarksdaladies: Kinky.

/I was better before the tag help
2013-02-05 03:44:39 PM
I'm the first one?  Really?
2013-02-05 03:45:43 PM  
Didn't it burn down in the middle of the 20th century because of some crazed monk?  Even if it didn't, how did they move such a huge thing to Texas?

/I keed
//Let's see who gets it
2013-02-05 03:58:22 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: onemorething: Good.
It's been a nuisance ever since he peed on Carson's head.

That was a marmoset.

/"I'm glad you didn't bring a baby elephant"

Thank you.  That'll teach me not to google first before posting!

I remember seeing it live (well, first-run). LOVED the look on Johnny's face.
2013-02-05 04:42:56 PM  

Burr: Kinkajou


It's great that you can make kinkajou stew, but you're still a big disgrace to the Aborigine race, because your boomerang won't come back.
2013-02-05 04:52:58 PM  
So they tied me kinkajou down, sport?
2013-02-05 05:00:13 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
2013-02-05 05:12:16 PM  

Meatybrain: Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

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For the children.


2013-02-05 05:26:50 PM

Kinkajou down the well
2013-02-05 05:51:17 PM  
The shelter is still determining what to do with him.

My humble suggestion involves:
2013-02-05 06:00:38 PM  
Kinkajou was always my favorite character on The Polka Dot Door.
Kinkajou! Kinkajou!!
2013-02-05 06:01:37 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: The shelter is still determining what to do with him.

My humble suggestion involves:

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It's Texas, so you can barbecue it, but you have to wait until it's roadkill.
2013-02-05 06:02:28 PM  

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...

hell one of em tried to run fer governer
2013-02-05 06:49:52 PM  
A kinkajou?  Vicious?  Really?The previous owner must have been kind of a jerk to the poor critter, kinks are generally very amiable and snuggly.  Just keep them away from your ears, because those four-inch tongues can really leave a slobber trail when the lil' dickens decides your ear remarkably resembles a spot where a tasty treat might be hiding.

/used to work in a zoo
2013-02-05 09:06:29 PM  
Mr. Pinkajou, Jar-Jar Binkajou, and Colonel Klinkajou still at large.

/way too tired to gimp all of that up
2013-02-05 09:30:56 PM  

Honey Bear don't care!
Honey Bear don't give a shiat.... it just bites the deputy when it wants.
It's badass! So Nasty!

2013-02-05 10:55:43 PM
2013-02-06 09:42:04 AM  
Captured the king of the jews?  Well at least we know what happens next.
2013-02-06 05:24:20 PM  

Perducci: Kinkajou was always my favorite character on The Polka Dot Door.
Kinkajou! Kinkajou!!

Holy polka dots, I thought I was the only person that remembered that show!

/Loved Penny
//changed my name to Penny as a tot
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