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(102.1 The Edge)   Texas citizens, you may now relax. We have captured the kinkajou. Repeat: we have captured the kinkajou   (kdge.com) divider line 71
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2013-02-05 02:00:11 PM

The injured deputy was treated for three puncture wounds on his hand.


Anyone see the movie, "Contagion"?
 
2013-02-05 02:22:04 PM
A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...
 
2013-02-05 02:39:54 PM
www.coachnancylundy.com
 
2013-02-05 02:40:14 PM
img.karaoke-lyrics.net
 
2013-02-05 02:41:20 PM

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...


Ya, he ran for governor a few years ago.

/Why The Hell Not?
 
2013-02-05 02:41:43 PM
He'll be executed by next week.
 
2013-02-05 02:42:01 PM

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...


www.decaturbookfestival.com

It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-02-05 02:42:35 PM

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...


www.smh.com.au
Why the hell not?
 
2013-02-05 02:42:44 PM
media.philly.com
 
2013-02-05 02:42:46 PM
hipsterjew.com
 
2013-02-05 02:42:55 PM
Kinkajou

Racist...
 
2013-02-05 02:43:02 PM

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...


tremyror.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-05 02:43:20 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...

[www.decaturbookfestival.com image 221x300]

It's more likely than you think.


EyeballKid: Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...

[www.smh.com.au image 300x450]
Why the hell not?


aww shiat
 
2013-02-05 02:44:24 PM

Maud Dib: He'll be executed by next week.


I might guess sooner. Won't they have to scoop out his brains to test for rabies since he bit someone?
 
2013-02-05 02:44:49 PM
"punctureproof", It is to laugh and scoff at your puny attempts.
 
2013-02-05 02:44:49 PM
PUH-LEEZE!
www.dbtechno.com
OUR feral monkeys are well-dressed and polite!
 
2013-02-05 02:45:46 PM
Came for Kinky Friedman, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-05 02:45:49 PM
Hope they put him in that "escapeproof" place.
 
2013-02-05 02:46:30 PM
Gotta catch'em all!
 
2013-02-05 02:47:01 PM
preview.turbosquid.com

"We had the right tools for the job" says Wise County Deputy A. Ketchum
 
2013-02-05 02:47:05 PM
Did he answer to the name "Red Hot Monkey Love"? Because I believe he belongs to this guy I know in Santa Barbara.
 
2013-02-05 02:47:19 PM
Terrorized KITTENS!!!

Kill IT!!!  That Rat Bastard doesn't deserve to live!!!
 
2013-02-05 02:48:45 PM
Found it!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-05 02:53:04 PM
... you guys captured my girlfriend?
 
2013-02-05 02:53:05 PM
Was gonna make a Kinky Friedman reference. See that's been covered multiple times.
 
2013-02-05 02:53:07 PM
Good.
It's been a nuisance ever since he peed on Carson's head.
 
2013-02-05 02:57:36 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-05 02:59:08 PM

ChipNASA: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x260]


Wow. When did Burt Convy get all hip?
 
2013-02-05 02:59:59 PM
cdn.static.ovimg.com

Well it's not like it was hard, damn thing always getting stuck in beehives.
 
2013-02-05 03:02:51 PM
Is that like one of those chupathingies?
 
2013-02-05 03:04:05 PM
BAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!! "He was named Rat, short for Rat Bastard"...
 
2013-02-05 03:05:21 PM
I will take 5, thank you
 
2013-02-05 03:07:41 PM
I am heartily satisfied with this thread's quick introduction of Kinky Friedman.
 
2013-02-05 03:09:02 PM
WISE COUNTY, Texas - Deputies in Wise County finally have an unusual suspect in custody - a primate who startled homeowners,
Oh who the fark ca-
bit a deputy
lol, too bad they got the little gu-
and terrorized kittens.
WE DEMAND JUSTICE
 
2013-02-05 03:09:35 PM
I wish there was a video of hit harassing kittens
 
2013-02-05 03:10:28 PM
Kikuchiyo ?
 
2013-02-05 03:14:27 PM

Arkanaut: Is that like one of those chupathingies?


www.deviantart.com
 
2013-02-05 03:15:47 PM

Burr: Kinkajou

Racist...


He doesn't LOOK kinkajouish....
 
2013-02-05 03:15:58 PM

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?



www.trbimg.com
For the children.
 
2013-02-05 03:16:48 PM
Seriously?  It takes 2 seconds to look on wikipedia and see that its not a primate.
 
2013-02-05 03:17:16 PM
Kinky.
 
2013-02-05 03:17:23 PM
"RAT BASTARD I CHOOSE YOU!"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 03:20:11 PM

orclover: "RAT BASTARD I CHOOSE YOU!"


Jessica Nigri.. very Kinkajou...

unrealitymag.com
 
2013-02-05 03:23:09 PM
img26.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-05 03:23:33 PM
Hey!  Has anyone posted a picture of Kinky Friedman yet?
www.foxnews.com
 
2013-02-05 03:23:43 PM

Darwin's Prophet: Seriously?  It takes 2 seconds to look on wikipedia and see that its not a primate.


I did the same thing.
It seems there are a surpising amount of "monkey-like" animals that are not that closely related to them.

The world is a strange place.
 
2013-02-05 03:26:31 PM
uuuh, kinkajous aren't monkeys

/closer to raccoons actually
//neeeeeeerrrrrd
 
2013-02-05 03:27:10 PM
25.media.tumblr.comwww.oftm.com
 
2013-02-05 03:31:10 PM

onemorething: Good.
It's been a nuisance ever since he peed on Carson's head.


That was a marmoset.

/"I'm glad you didn't bring a baby elephant"
 
2013-02-05 03:32:53 PM
Woody Allen?
 
2013-02-05 03:37:11 PM
It bit a responding deputy, despite the fact that he was wearing puncture-proof gloves.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-05 03:37:31 PM
content.clearchannel.com
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
 
2013-02-05 03:38:35 PM

kaseyfarksdaladies: Kinky.


www.morethings.com

/I was better before the tag help
 
2013-02-05 03:44:39 PM
pixhost.me
I'm the first one?  Really?
 
2013-02-05 03:45:43 PM
Didn't it burn down in the middle of the 20th century because of some crazed monk?  Even if it didn't, how did they move such a huge thing to Texas?

/I keed
//Let's see who gets it
 
2013-02-05 03:58:22 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: onemorething: Good.
It's been a nuisance ever since he peed on Carson's head.

That was a marmoset.

/"I'm glad you didn't bring a baby elephant"


Thank you.  That'll teach me not to google first before posting!

I remember seeing it live (well, first-run). LOVED the look on Johnny's face.
 
2013-02-05 04:42:56 PM

Burr: Kinkajou

Racist...


It's great that you can make kinkajou stew, but you're still a big disgrace to the Aborigine race, because your boomerang won't come back.
 
2013-02-05 04:52:58 PM
So they tied me kinkajou down, sport?
 
2013-02-05 05:00:13 PM
Wanted for questioning:
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-05 05:12:16 PM

Meatybrain: Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?


[www.trbimg.com image 600x400]
For the children.

Excellent.

 
2013-02-05 05:26:50 PM
www.empireonline.com

Kinkajou down the well
 
2013-02-05 05:51:17 PM
The shelter is still determining what to do with him.

My humble suggestion involves:

static-l3.blogcritics.org
 
2013-02-05 06:00:38 PM
Kinkajou was always my favorite character on The Polka Dot Door.
Kinkajou! Kinkajou!!
 
2013-02-05 06:01:37 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: The shelter is still determining what to do with him.

My humble suggestion involves:

[static-l3.blogcritics.org image 300x300]


It's Texas, so you can barbecue it, but you have to wait until it's roadkill.
 
2013-02-05 06:02:28 PM

Dr Dreidel: A kinky Jew? In TX?

// I know of several up here, if they're still interested in finding some...


hell one of em tried to run fer governer
 
2013-02-05 06:49:52 PM
A kinkajou?  Vicious?  Really?The previous owner must have been kind of a jerk to the poor critter, kinks are generally very amiable and snuggly.  Just keep them away from your ears, because those four-inch tongues can really leave a slobber trail when the lil' dickens decides your ear remarkably resembles a spot where a tasty treat might be hiding.

/used to work in a zoo
 
2013-02-05 09:06:29 PM
Mr. Pinkajou, Jar-Jar Binkajou, and Colonel Klinkajou still at large.

/way too tired to gimp all of that up
 
2013-02-05 09:30:56 PM
Honey Bear don't care!
content.clearchannel.com
Honey Bear don't give a shiat.... it just bites the deputy when it wants.
It's badass! So Nasty!
 
2013-02-05 10:55:43 PM
cdn.myanimelist.net
Sui-kinkajou?
 
2013-02-06 09:42:04 AM
Captured the king of the jews?  Well at least we know what happens next.
 
2013-02-06 05:24:20 PM

Perducci: Kinkajou was always my favorite character on The Polka Dot Door.
Kinkajou! Kinkajou!!


Holy polka dots, I thought I was the only person that remembered that show!

/Loved Penny
//changed my name to Penny as a tot
 
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