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(Daily Mail)   "I'm sure there are women who know that their man has been cheating but are happy because they don't want to have sex with him anymore"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-02-05 03:48:49 PM  
13 votes:

wild9: Virtue: "Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex."

Happened to me....I told her I was not getting enough.....she made no effort....Now I have a new GF that DOES have an interest in sex.

My GF is 30 and her sex drive is through the roof. I mean, even when her monthly visitor comes, I still get a handjob or beej. I get more sex now than I did in College.


It's true - his GF is insatiable.
2013-02-05 04:44:58 PM  
4 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

As close as those knees have gotten to each other since prom night.
2013-02-05 03:33:08 PM  
4 votes:
Scroll down for video

I'd rather not
2013-02-05 06:02:40 PM  
3 votes:

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: For the Farkers who are having little to no sex life:

Over the course of this month...

Try massage with no expectation of sex on your wife/gf. Use candles that smell kinda sexy to add atmosphere in a dimly lit or darkened room. Use grape seed or sesame oil to lubricate. Tell her how much you really appreciate her, love her and what she means to you. Complement her and build her up. Buy her a small gift because just because. Watch how she responds to massage. Touch her and hold her more frequently. Kiss her on her neck from behind and on her shoulders. No sex unless she starts it.

Draw her a bubble bath and offer a glass of wine when she is relaxing in the bath.

Cuddle together.

Ask her how she feels about the relationship and ask her how she feels about you. Open ended questions. Go for honesty not feel good answers. If it is not good, consider your answer a gift and thank her for the love and happiness she has given you and move on. You deserve to be happy and loved.

If she loves you and wants a relationship, invest in it.

If she wants a relationship and no sex, I would be honest with her and move on. You are mismatched.



Does that really work when your husband does that?
2013-02-05 05:25:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-05 03:46:01 PM  
2 votes:

ck1938: FarkinHostile: I'd pay...oh, how much is a nice dinner?...to bang her.

That's it.

$130 in suburban Atlanta.



Hmmmm...perhaps an ok dinner.

Alright, Taco Bell. But just the dollar menu.
2013-02-05 03:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
'The bank gave me a mortgage as soon as I told them I was an escort', says prostitute who has slept with 900 men


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2013-02-05 03:41:27 PM  
2 votes:
1.  Stop having sex
2.  Catch him cheating
3.  "Now I'm free to finally have affairs with other men like I always wanted to"
4.  "... but first I have to get my husband away from that whore because he's MINE"
5.  Now everything is kind of good again
6.  Go back to step 1

For men, replace step 1 with "be such a boor she can't stand to have sex with me."

Lather, rinse, repeat

When a relationship doesn't work out, why can't people just break up or get divorced instead of inventing ways to make it worse?
2013-02-05 03:35:33 PM  
2 votes:
Many men will pay a lot of money for an evening of "You're so handsome.  Do you want to put it in my ass or my mouth?" vs. "Did you take the trash out?  My back hurts, I need to lay down.  Not tonight, Idol is on!!!"
2013-02-05 02:53:52 PM  
2 votes:
'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.
2013-02-05 07:41:44 PM  
1 votes:

Buffet: 300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!


And can you imagine a dude's dick after 300 farks?  That thing's probably a wobbly, flaccid inch worm after that many lays.
2013-02-05 07:07:29 PM  
1 votes:

Buffet: 300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!



Do you still send her mother's day cards, though?
2013-02-05 04:59:09 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: I'd wager that 90% of the time, cheating is a symptom of the problem, not the primary problem.

/happily married people don't cheat


unless that's why they are happily married...
2013-02-05 04:43:13 PM  
1 votes:
Geez Ahkam...were you married to my -ex?!
2013-02-05 04:41:49 PM  
1 votes:

Ahkam: My ex-wife turned off completely a little over two years before she finally told me she wanted a divorce. No sex at all during that period, but I stupidly stayed because I thought we could somehow work it out. After I moved out, I found out she'd been screwing another guy for months - a guy she brought around all the time as a "friend." I frequently considered going to pro route, but I'm glad I didn't. I have a gf now with whom I have a fantastic sex life.

/the ex may rot in hell


Anyime your wife or gf has a "friend" she brings around a lot, she is definitely farking him...  and, she's waiting for you to accuse her of it to give her a valid excuse to leave, and when she ends up with him, you get blamed for "pushing them together"...
2013-02-05 04:32:47 PM  
1 votes:
Men cheat because their wives / girlfriends stop putting out

Wives / girlfriends stop putting out because men stop being interesting.
2013-02-05 04:13:04 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: i know nothing about the sex trade, but i would like to assume that a big price tag ensures some degree security. like some protection from disease and some assurances of privacy...

but, then again, i have always assumed that their are no guaranties or protections in the more illicit businesses, for which reason I tend to stay away.



Do you get assurances that you wont get food poisoning at a restaurant? But you still put your face in there anyway....

I think I'm cooking at home tonight...
2013-02-05 04:08:57 PM  
1 votes:

over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it


Oh, you're the guy my ex is now dating.
2013-02-05 03:53:08 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: Rapmaster2000: A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour. I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.

Porn stars escorts get $1500-2000 an hour.  That I can see because it plays into the fantasy of banging your favorite porn starlet.  Hell, if you're in Europe, you can some of the hottest Eastern European pornstars for $1000/hour.  Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't have that kind of cash...and if I did I'm not at the desperation level to drop that kind of cash for an hour with a woman when I can fap for free at home.  :P


If you're in Amsterdam, you can spend about 20 minutes "window-shopping" to find a girl hotter than many/most you're slept with (unless you're a lucky, lucky bastard). Found me a nice "redheaded" Hungarian and spent $80 on mediocre sex, but the longer story made it a better deal to me.
2013-02-05 03:51:06 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: It's true - his GF is insatiable.


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2013-02-05 03:50:25 PM  
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.


He could be gay. Is he a Republican too?
2013-02-05 03:49:34 PM  
1 votes:

over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it


I have a friend whose wife was nailing her boss.

/she did get a promotion
2013-02-05 03:48:51 PM  
1 votes:

sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.



If her first gig involved pulling a 20-man train then yeah, I could see that.
 
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