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2013-02-05 02:53:52 PM  
'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.
 
2013-02-05 03:01:01 PM  
FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.
 
2013-02-05 03:05:58 PM  

sammyk: I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.


There's no way she was ever getting that much, but there are women that do.  Hell porn stars escorts wouldn't have gotten that much 20 years ago.
 
2013-02-05 03:07:10 PM  
Rebecca says that men cheat for myriad reasons. 'Some guys are just cheats,' she says.

'Some are not confident about communicating with their other half. They think that if they tell her they want more sex, she'll be upset.


"Don't touch me" and "I'm not in the mood" and "Not now" only work so long until the guy starts thinking about things.
 
2013-02-05 03:09:50 PM  

sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.


"Session" is a very nebulous term.  You're thinking 30 minutes of farking.  She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.
 
2013-02-05 03:20:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: "Session" is a very nebulous term. You're thinking 30 minutes of farking. She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.


If it was an overnight, that seems plausible.
 
2013-02-05 03:20:55 PM  

Rapmaster2000: sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.

"Session" is a very nebulous term.  You're thinking 30 minutes of farking.  She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.


At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

And what kind of scumbag publication glamorizes prostitution? Seriously? I think it should be legal but glamorizing it is pretty farked up.
 
2013-02-05 03:26:23 PM  

slayer199: sammyk: I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.

There's no way she was ever getting that much, but there are women that do.  Hell porn stars escorts wouldn't have gotten that much 20 years ago.


I've always figured at that level of high class prostitute things become a little less about having perfect looks than some networking and confirmation that one is just that good.

The best sex of my life wasn't with the prettiest girl I've dated.

Definitely seems high for a one-time act.  But indulging a fetish over a day? Possible.
 
2013-02-05 03:26:54 PM  

sammyk: At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.


Didn't Eliot Spitzer's gal make something like that for a single "session" with him, or am I thinking of his total contribution to her college fund?
 
2013-02-05 03:28:45 PM  
This belongs in with the business threads.
 
2013-02-05 03:30:16 PM  

Dr Dreidel: sammyk: At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

Didn't Eliot Spitzer's gal make something like that for a single "session" with him, or am I thinking of his total contribution to her college fund?


I believe it was $5000.
 
2013-02-05 03:31:03 PM  

Nadie_AZ: "Don't touch me" and "I'm not in the mood" and "Not now" only work so long until the guy starts thinking about things.


I think marriage should be more of a "right of first refusal" arrangement. If a few weeks or even months go by without sex, and it's always because of one party's refusal to participate, any expectations of fidelity should be discarded and infidelity ruled out as grounds for divorce.

Alternately, marriage should be avoided altogether if one enjoys and expects a passionate sex life. For the single, the wet spells will more than make up for the dry spells. Nothing sucks worse than sleeping with a beautiful woman every night who wants very little to do with you physically.
 
2013-02-05 03:31:49 PM  

Dr Dreidel: sammyk: At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

Didn't Eliot Spitzer's gal make something like that for a single "session" with him, or am I thinking of his total contribution to her college fund?


A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour.  I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.
 
2013-02-05 03:32:03 PM  
Quote from the article,

"I was so angry,' says Rebecca. 'I think clients sometimes forgot that my loyalties lie with women."

Got it?
 
2013-02-05 03:32:20 PM  
I'd pay...oh, how much is a nice dinner?...to bang her.

That's it.
 
2013-02-05 03:32:58 PM  

whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.


Not so, and in fact, that's a common sentiment that discourages asexual men from being open about their lack of libido. Apparently it's pretty rare, between 1-10%, but not 0 as you suggest.
 
2013-02-05 03:32:58 PM  

whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.





t1.gstatic.com

 
2013-02-05 03:33:03 PM  

H31N0US: Nadie_AZ: "Don't touch me" and "I'm not in the mood" and "Not now" only work so long until the guy starts thinking about things.

I think marriage should be more of a "right of first refusal" arrangement. If a few weeks or even months go by without sex, and it's always because of one party's refusal to participate, any expectations of fidelity should be discarded and infidelity ruled out as grounds for divorce.

Alternately, marriage should be avoided altogether if one enjoys and expects a passionate sex life. For the single, the wet spells will more than make up for the dry spells. Nothing sucks worse than sleeping with a beautiful woman every night who wants very little to do with you physically.


Open marriages?
 
2013-02-05 03:33:08 PM  
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I'd rather not
 
2013-02-05 03:33:24 PM  

sammyk: Rapmaster2000: sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.

"Session" is a very nebulous term.  You're thinking 30 minutes of farking.  She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.

At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

And what kind of scumbag publication glamorizes prostitution? Seriously? I think it should be legal but glamorizing it is pretty farked up.



You seem really emotionally invested in this whole thing.

I can make $2500 by rolling out an unremarkable, cookie-cutter website in a single evening. Even though it only happened once and I wish I could do it again.

Her 70-year old, business-owning client probably was willing to pay well for a woman who knew what he liked, and wouldn't get him arrested.
 
2013-02-05 03:33:52 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Dr Dreidel: sammyk: At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

Didn't Eliot Spitzer's gal make something like that for a single "session" with him, or am I thinking of his total contribution to her college fund?

I believe it was $5000.


I think he was doing whole weekends with her too.
 
2013-02-05 03:35:18 PM  

whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.


Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it
 
2013-02-05 03:35:21 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Dr Dreidel: sammyk: At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

Didn't Eliot Spitzer's gal make something like that for a single "session" with him, or am I thinking of his total contribution to her college fund?

A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour.  I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.


There's also probably a lot of sub-hour sessions. So, for example, a 5-minute beej for $50 would be the equivalent of $600/hour, even if the worker in question never actually books a full hour of those.
 
2013-02-05 03:35:33 PM  
Many men will pay a lot of money for an evening of "You're so handsome.  Do you want to put it in my ass or my mouth?" vs. "Did you take the trash out?  My back hurts, I need to lay down.  Not tonight, Idol is on!!!"
 
2013-02-05 03:37:06 PM  

Rapmaster2000: sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.

"Session" is a very nebulous term.  You're thinking 30 minutes of farking.  She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.


FTA:Rebecca's mum dropped her at the bus stop the day she went to see her first client, an accountant in Liverpool. While she barely had the money for a bus fare on the way to her date, on the way back Rebecca was £1,400 richer.

There isn't a whore in the world who gets better than 2 grand USD on the first trick.
OK, maybe she was a virgin and got a special rate for the fetish factor - but definitely not on the second date.
 
2013-02-05 03:37:24 PM  

over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it


Even though your porn watching went up after her libido went down, she will use that to justify why it went down in the first place.  Porn is always retroactive.  =)
 
2013-02-05 03:37:25 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Dr Dreidel: sammyk: At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

Didn't Eliot Spitzer's gal make something like that for a single "session" with him, or am I thinking of his total contribution to her college fund?

A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour.  I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.

 
If you take all the payments you make every year for mortgage, cars, food, entertainment, cell phones and on and on, divide that by the number of times your'e getting it, and I'll bet it's close to that.
 
2013-02-05 03:38:01 PM  
"Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex."

Happened to me....I told her I was not getting enough.....she made no effort....Now I have a new GF that DOES have an interest in sex.
 
2013-02-05 03:38:04 PM  

Rapmaster2000: A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour. I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.


Porn stars escorts get $1500-2000 an hour.  That I can see because it plays into the fantasy of banging your favorite porn starlet.  Hell, if you're in Europe, you can some of the hottest Eastern European pornstars for $1000/hour.  Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't have that kind of cash...and if I did I'm not at the desperation level to drop that kind of cash for an hour with a woman when I can fap for free at home.  :P
 
2013-02-05 03:40:02 PM  
I'm too miserable to care about getting sex.

I only give it to the GF enough to make her not complain about it.

Can't wait to get out of here so I can focus on spanking it more. I've really lost track of my priorities.
 
2013-02-05 03:41:09 PM  
She's too British looking in the face to be worth that much
 
2013-02-05 03:41:27 PM  
1.  Stop having sex
2.  Catch him cheating
3.  "Now I'm free to finally have affairs with other men like I always wanted to"
4.  "... but first I have to get my husband away from that whore because he's MINE"
5.  Now everything is kind of good again
6.  Go back to step 1

For men, replace step 1 with "be such a boor she can't stand to have sex with me."

Lather, rinse, repeat

When a relationship doesn't work out, why can't people just break up or get divorced instead of inventing ways to make it worse?
 
2013-02-05 03:42:19 PM  

H31N0US: Nadie_AZ: "Don't touch me" and "I'm not in the mood" and "Not now" only work so long until the guy starts thinking about things.

I think marriage should be more of a "right of first refusal" arrangement. If a few weeks or even months go by without sex, and it's always because of one party's refusal to participate, any expectations of fidelity should be discarded and infidelity ruled out as grounds for divorce.

Alternately, marriage should be avoided altogether if one enjoys and expects a passionate sex life. For the single, the wet spells will more than make up for the dry spells. Nothing sucks worse than sleeping with a beautiful woman every night who wants very little to do with you physically.


open marriages ftw
 
2013-02-05 03:43:58 PM  

FarkinHostile: I'd pay...oh, how much is a nice dinner?...to bang her.

That's it.


$130 in suburban Atlanta.
 
2013-02-05 03:44:42 PM  
'The bank gave me a mortgage as soon as I told them I was an escort', says prostitute who has slept with 900 men


sadventurez.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-05 03:45:48 PM  
sammyk:
And what kind of scumbag publication glamorizes prostitution? Seriously? I think it should be legal but glamorizing it is pretty farked up.

The Daily Mail, when it is taking a week off from hating women to focus hate on the unemployed, immigrants or Muslims instead.
 
2013-02-05 03:46:01 PM  

ck1938: FarkinHostile: I'd pay...oh, how much is a nice dinner?...to bang her.

That's it.

$130 in suburban Atlanta.



Hmmmm...perhaps an ok dinner.

Alright, Taco Bell. But just the dollar menu.
 
2013-02-05 03:47:07 PM  

stonicus: over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it

Even though your porn watching went up after her libido went down, she will use that to justify why it went down in the first place.  Porn is always retroactive.  =)


heheheheheh, truth!

In our case, it was apparently the birth control med she was taking.  Completely killed her mood.  I kinda figured we'd be looking for some other method once that was determined, but nope.  Apparently stabilizing mood swings also plays a part (sort of an anti-PMS-psycho thing) in the same medication, and that's worth it.  I have to admit, 100% neutralization of libido is a helluva birth control.

She stopped taking the birth control a year or so back, since "we didn't need it".  Still no interest in sex.

Ah well.  My brother's marriage ended kind of like this, maybe it runs in the family.
 
2013-02-05 03:47:28 PM  

Virtue: "Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex."

Happened to me....I told her I was not getting enough.....she made no effort....Now I have a new GF that DOES have an interest in sex.


My GF is 30 and her sex drive is through the roof. I mean, even when her monthly visitor comes, I still get a handjob or beej. I get more sex now than I did in College.


bhcompy: She's too British looking in the face to be worth that much


BWAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-02-05 03:48:31 PM  
I wonder why they didn't mention the guy who ordered the champagne and sheets a few more times.
 
2013-02-05 03:48:49 PM  

wild9: Virtue: "Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex."

Happened to me....I told her I was not getting enough.....she made no effort....Now I have a new GF that DOES have an interest in sex.

My GF is 30 and her sex drive is through the roof. I mean, even when her monthly visitor comes, I still get a handjob or beej. I get more sex now than I did in College.


It's true - his GF is insatiable.
 
2013-02-05 03:48:51 PM  

sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.



If her first gig involved pulling a 20-man train then yeah, I could see that.
 
2013-02-05 03:49:03 PM  
I call it outsourcing.
 
2013-02-05 03:49:34 PM  

over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it


I have a friend whose wife was nailing her boss.

/she did get a promotion
 
2013-02-05 03:50:25 PM  

SpectroBoy: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.


He could be gay. Is he a Republican too?
 
2013-02-05 03:51:02 PM  
These days, Rebecca works as an author, dating coach and infidelity expert

"So let me tell you why he's farking around" can be a job?
 
2013-02-05 03:51:06 PM  

Theaetetus: It's true - his GF is insatiable.


img812.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-05 03:52:26 PM  
FTFA: In the morning he was he in bed reading

I'm just saying that when you're one job is to make legible "news" farking do it.
 
2013-02-05 03:53:08 PM  

slayer199: Rapmaster2000: A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour. I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.

Porn stars escorts get $1500-2000 an hour.  That I can see because it plays into the fantasy of banging your favorite porn starlet.  Hell, if you're in Europe, you can some of the hottest Eastern European pornstars for $1000/hour.  Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't have that kind of cash...and if I did I'm not at the desperation level to drop that kind of cash for an hour with a woman when I can fap for free at home.  :P


If you're in Amsterdam, you can spend about 20 minutes "window-shopping" to find a girl hotter than many/most you're slept with (unless you're a lucky, lucky bastard). Found me a nice "redheaded" Hungarian and spent $80 on mediocre sex, but the longer story made it a better deal to me.
 
2013-02-05 03:53:36 PM  

Podmore: I wonder why they didn't mention the guy who ordered the champagne and sheets a few more times.


Well, they never brought the sheets, I had to steal them off the maid cart.  And don't get me started about the Champagne...
 
2013-02-05 03:53:56 PM  

slayer199: Rapmaster2000: A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour. I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.

Porn stars escorts get $1500-2000 an hour.  That I can see because it plays into the fantasy of banging your favorite porn starlet.  Hell, if you're in Europe, you can some of the hottest Eastern European pornstars for $1000/hour.  Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't have that kind of cash...and if I did I'm not at the desperation level to drop that kind of cash for an hour with a woman when I can fap for free at home.  :P


They are a heck a lot cheaper on Backpage and more scary in person too.
 
2013-02-05 03:54:09 PM  

ck1938: FarkinHostile: I'd pay...oh, how much is a nice dinner?...to bang her.

That's it.

$130 in suburban Atlanta.


Obviously you and I do not go to the same places in Atlanta.
 
2013-02-05 03:54:24 PM  
Huh...I was offered $5k for a night once, in 1998.  That's ~$7k in today's dollars.

/didn't do it.
//WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
///oh, right, don't like the penis.
 
2013-02-05 03:56:48 PM  

over_and_done: unless medical problems get the best of us


That happened to us. My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer in May and finally ended her chemotherapy/ radiation treatments yesterday. Once chemo started sex pretty much stopped. It started up again after about 8 weeks when she switched to the less painful medicine but almost stopped completely again once she started radiation (the machine basically cooks you and she is in way too much constant pain now). The other night she was saying she was sorry about the lack of sex but I discovered that once I realized we couldn't have sex my libido pretty much faded out. What I really miss is sleeping with her -- the last few weeks the only way she can get a decent night's rest is to take our feather filled down comforter, fold it over, and sleep on top of it on the couch.
 
2013-02-05 04:00:23 PM  
damageddude:

Good luck man.  Hope everything turns out well for you guys.
 
2013-02-05 04:00:46 PM  

damageddude: That happened to us. My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer in May and finally ended her chemotherapy/ radiation treatments yesterday. Once chemo started sex pretty much stopped. It started up again after about 8 weeks when she switched to the less painful medicine but almost stopped completely again once she started radiation (the machine basically cooks you and she is in way too much constant pain now). The other night she was saying she was sorry about the lack of sex but I discovered that once I realized we couldn't have sex my libido pretty much faded out. What I really miss is sleeping with her -- the last few weeks the only way she can get a decent night's rest is to take our feather filled down comforter, fold it over, and sleep on top of it on the couch.


Wow.  Sucks bad, man.  I hope everything turns out OK.  I'll bet she'd love it if you slept on the floor next to the couch.  Well, if she's anything like my wife, anyway... that seems like the sort of thing that would get a heartfelt "awwww" from her.
 
2013-02-05 04:01:26 PM  
Article about high-end prostitutes in New York.

Those numbers she's quoting are only Tier 1 of the high-end market.
 
2013-02-05 04:01:40 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Quit staring at me you large headed freak!

i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh, she looks sorta normal here.
 
2013-02-05 04:02:49 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
She looks like a Brit
But she's a £1,400 blowjob to me
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫


Back when I was married to Christina people wondered aloud about what she saw in a butt-ugly toad like me.
MONEY! SH*T-LOADS OF MONEY! I was rolling in it!
Now I'm tickling the ivories for hot meals and a chance to sleep indoors.
 
2013-02-05 04:02:56 PM  

99.998er: ck1938: FarkinHostile: I'd pay...oh, how much is a nice dinner?...to bang her.

That's it.

$130 in suburban Atlanta.

Obviously you and I do not go to the same places in Atlanta.


Rays or Stony River. What you save in money at the Varsity you lose in quality.
 
2013-02-05 04:03:46 PM  

treesloth: that seems like the sort of thing that would get a heartfelt "awwww" from her.


I've been sitting on the couch with her reading & watching TV until one of us falls asleep (or we both decide bedtime).
 
2013-02-05 04:07:49 PM  
Obviously some people didn't RTFA. She specializes in overnights  - usually that's a 12 hour date. She's also highly selective, as the article quotes her as saying that she's rarely with more than four clients a week and there were entire months where she didn't work, if she couldn't find the right client. Obviously she's working up-market - this isn't an $80 half and half ho regardless of her looks.

In most major cities, your standard escort rates are about $200/hr, $300 for higher end, and even higher in NYC and LA. $2000 for an overnight is pretty average. If she's working in London, $2500-3000 for an overnight working foreign tourists and businessmen isn't unusual.

Frankly her looks are almost irrelevant. If you're with an escort for an overnight, you're not really paying for sex, since you're spending only a small fraction of the time actually having sex. If she's got half a head on her shoulders, can engage in good conversation across a broad range of topics and fit into a myriad of different social situations, she'll have no problem attracting older, wealthier clients. Even if you don't think she's very attractive, she still more attractive than their wives, and sleeping with an escort is still cheaper than good cosmetic surgery.
 
2013-02-05 04:08:57 PM  

over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it


Oh, you're the guy my ex is now dating.
 
2013-02-05 04:09:16 PM  
i know nothing about the sex trade, but i would like to assume that a big price tag ensures some degree security.  like some protection from disease and some assurances of privacy...

but, then again, i have always assumed that their are no guaranties or protections in the more illicit businesses, for which reason I tend to stay away.

/ hell, i didn't even rent out my place at a ridiculous rate for the super bowl because i was concerned about the lack of a hotelier's license and the lack of legal recourse if something went awry.
 
2013-02-05 04:13:04 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i know nothing about the sex trade, but i would like to assume that a big price tag ensures some degree security. like some protection from disease and some assurances of privacy...

but, then again, i have always assumed that their are no guaranties or protections in the more illicit businesses, for which reason I tend to stay away.



Do you get assurances that you wont get food poisoning at a restaurant? But you still put your face in there anyway....

I think I'm cooking at home tonight...
 
2013-02-05 04:13:27 PM  

Bundalo: Huh...I was offered $5k for a night once, in 1998.  That's ~$7k in today's dollars.

/didn't do it.
//WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
///oh, right, don't like the penis.


that sounds sketchy, like you end up in someone's basement kinda sketchy. no one that really has that kind of money is dumb enough to offer that much for one night
 
2013-02-05 04:18:52 PM  
Not even butt secks?  Deny, deny, deny.  If caught, say "honey, I thought you'd be proud of me to get some of that."  I really don't understand the BFD, it's just sex.  It's not like you really WANT to give up half your shiat and the house.
 
2013-02-05 04:23:12 PM  

golbez10: 'The bank gave me a mortgage as soon as I told them I was an escort', says prostitute who has slept with 900 men


[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


It's not that stretched out yet, because I wasn't one of the 900 men.

You're welcome.
 
2013-02-05 04:25:23 PM  
ModernPrimitive01:
that sounds sketchy, like you end up in someone's basement kinda sketchy. no one that really has that kind of money is dumb enough to offer that much for one night

Hey, screw you, buddy, I'M KWALITY.  :D
 
2013-02-05 04:27:03 PM  

whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.


absolutely true. If I'm not having sex with my wife, then I don't have a wife.

I'm not saying she has to be up for it 24/7 - that's more me than her, but a relationship without sex whatsoever is not a relationship.

/yes I understand it's going to be a long break after we have a kid
 
2013-02-05 04:30:08 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Do you get assurances that you wont get food poisoning at a restaurant? But you still put your face in there anyway....


You get much more than if you're eating at my house.  Restaurants have strict rules on food storage and holding temperatures for the very purpose of limiting food borne illness.  I have no such regulations in my home.  If I want to store my veggies and my raw chicken in the bottom drawer, I am allowed.  A restaurant does this, they get shut down.
 
2013-02-05 04:32:47 PM  
Men cheat because their wives / girlfriends stop putting out

Wives / girlfriends stop putting out because men stop being interesting.
 
2013-02-05 04:34:04 PM  
My ex-wife turned off completely a little over two years before she finally told me she wanted a divorce. No sex at all during that period, but I stupidly stayed because I thought we could somehow work it out. After I moved out, I found out she'd been screwing another guy for months - a guy she brought around all the time as a "friend." I frequently considered going to pro route, but I'm glad I didn't. I have a gf now with whom I have a fantastic sex life.

/the ex may rot in hell
 
2013-02-05 04:38:22 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: pute kisses like a man: i know nothing about the sex trade, but i would like to assume that a big price tag ensures some degree security. like some protection from disease and some assurances of privacy...

but, then again, i have always assumed that their are no guaranties or protections in the more illicit businesses, for which reason I tend to stay away.


Do you get assurances that you wont get food poisoning at a restaurant? But you still put your face in there anyway....

I think I'm cooking at home tonight...


i have recourse against the restaurant.  legal recourse.  it's an indirect form of assurance, but some degree of assurance nonetheless.

there is no legal recourse against an unlawful trade.  and, usually, they people providing the service are more prepared to deal with unlawful recourse.
 
2013-02-05 04:41:49 PM  

Ahkam: My ex-wife turned off completely a little over two years before she finally told me she wanted a divorce. No sex at all during that period, but I stupidly stayed because I thought we could somehow work it out. After I moved out, I found out she'd been screwing another guy for months - a guy she brought around all the time as a "friend." I frequently considered going to pro route, but I'm glad I didn't. I have a gf now with whom I have a fantastic sex life.

/the ex may rot in hell


Anyime your wife or gf has a "friend" she brings around a lot, she is definitely farking him...  and, she's waiting for you to accuse her of it to give her a valid excuse to leave, and when she ends up with him, you get blamed for "pushing them together"...
 
2013-02-05 04:43:13 PM  
Geez Ahkam...were you married to my -ex?!
 
2013-02-05 04:44:58 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

As close as those knees have gotten to each other since prom night.
 
2013-02-05 04:49:06 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: ChipNASA: Subby?

[www.whitetrashheroes.com image 408x383]


That was just plain mean!
And very, very wrong!
 
2013-02-05 04:53:35 PM  

damageddude: I've been sitting on the couch with her reading & watching TV until one of us falls asleep (or we both decide bedtime).


Glad to hear it.  I'd imagine that even feeling alone for a moment in those circumstances would have to weigh pretty heavily on her.
 
2013-02-05 04:55:23 PM  
I'd wager that 90% of the time, cheating is a symptom of the problem, not the primary problem.

/happily married people don't cheat
 
2013-02-05 04:59:09 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'd wager that 90% of the time, cheating is a symptom of the problem, not the primary problem.

/happily married people don't cheat


unless that's why they are happily married...
 
2013-02-05 05:07:15 PM  

Theaetetus: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Not so, and in fact, that's a common sentiment that discourages asexual men from being open about their lack of libido. Apparently it's pretty rare, between 1-10%, but not 0 as you suggest.


And these rare assexuals get married how often?
 
2013-02-05 05:10:03 PM  

que.guero: Men cheat because their wives / girlfriends stop putting out

Wives / girlfriends stop putting out because men stop being interesting.


If cheating = "being interesting" (which it frequently does) then the problem is solved!
 
2013-02-05 05:10:28 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Rebecca says that men cheat for myriad reasons. 'Some guys are just cheats,' she says.

'Some are not confident about communicating with their other half. They think that if they tell her they want more sex, she'll be upset.

"Don't touch me" and "I'm not in the mood" and "Not now" only work so long until the guy starts thinking about things.


Yeah, like once a year. Maybe twice.
 
2013-02-05 05:13:07 PM  

mcreadyblue: SpectroBoy: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

He could be gay. Is he a Republican too?


Do YOU know any gay men who are fine with no sex? I don't. If he's not asking his wife for sex, he's DEFINITELY going for it elsewhere in that case, it's just that the elsewhere has dangly bits instead of tucked in bits.
 
2013-02-05 05:17:06 PM  

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Obviously some people didn't RTFA. She specializes in overnights  - usually that's a 12 hour date. She's also highly selective, as the article quotes her as saying that she's rarely with more than four clients a week and there were entire months where she didn't work, if she couldn't find the right client. Obviously she's working up-market - this isn't an $80 half and half ho regardless of her looks.

In most major cities, your standard escort rates are about $200/hr, $300 for higher end, and even higher in NYC and LA. $2000 for an overnight is pretty average. If she's working in London, $2500-3000 for an overnight working foreign tourists and businessmen isn't unusual.

Frankly her looks are almost irrelevant. If you're with an escort for an overnight, you're not really paying for sex, since you're spending only a small fraction of the time actually having sex. If she's got half a head on her shoulders, can engage in good conversation across a broad range of topics and fit into a myriad of different social situations, she'll have no problem attracting older, wealthier clients. Even if you don't think she's very attractive, she still more attractive than their wives, and sleeping with an escort is still cheaper than good cosmetic surgery.


So much this.  When guys are getting to this level of escort they aren't just paying for looks and talent in the sack.  They want a woman who can make them feel like a man, feel like the king of the world and make them feel like they are not just another client.  Factor in reasonable looks, discretion and talent and they can quite comfortably pull $300 per hour or more.

Cheaper escorts lack discretion, decorum and charm and for a guy who is raking in big money, getting a girl like that will only serve to irritate him.
 
2013-02-05 05:19:45 PM  
A man's gon' be a man.
 
2013-02-05 05:25:01 PM  
i209.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-05 05:35:36 PM  

Lexx: H31N0US: Nadie_AZ: ...

Alternately, marriage should be avoided altogether if one enjoys and expects a passionate sex life.  Nothing sucks worse than sleeping with a beautiful woman every night who wants very little to do with you physically.

Open marriages?



DING, DING, DING! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! We're not in an "open" marraige (i.e. we only sleep with other women/couples when we're together).  Always safe sex, always same room, usually same bed [unless we're trying some seriously acrobatic stuff].  We have been married 14 years, and the sex together is awesome...sex with 4 or more is also awesome as a supplement to our marital relations.

For those of you in sexless marriages, I feel sorry for you...but don't believe everything that you read about marraige=no sex.  My hubby and I would beg to differ.
 
2013-02-05 05:42:32 PM  

Swingbaby: Lexx: H31N0US: Nadie_AZ: ...

Alternately, marriage should be avoided altogether if one enjoys and expects a passionate sex life.  Nothing sucks worse than sleeping with a beautiful woman every night who wants very little to do with you physically.

Open marriages?


DING, DING, DING! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! We're not in an "open" marraige (i.e. we only sleep with other women/couples when we're together).  Always safe sex, always same room, usually same bed [unless we're trying some seriously acrobatic stuff].  We have been married 14 years, and the sex together is awesome...sex with 4 or more is also awesome as a supplement to our marital relations.

For those of you in sexless marriages, I feel sorry for you...but don't believe everything that you read about marraige=no sex.  My hubby and I would beg to differ.


Did you create the user name specifically for this post?  How apropos,,,
 
2013-02-05 05:50:51 PM  

AustinFakir: 1.  Stop having sex
2.  Catch him cheating
3.  "Now I'm free to finally have affairs with other men like I always wanted to"
4.  "... but first I have to get my husband away from that whore because he's MINE"
5.  Now everything is kind of good again
6.  Go back to step 1

For men, replace step 1 with "be such a boor she can't stand to have sex with me."

Lather, rinse, repeat

When a relationship doesn't work out, why can't people just break up or get divorced instead of inventing ways to make it worse?



You're spot on. Ex was a bore until I told him I was leaving. I meant it. I left.

Life is too short to spend it miserable.
 
2013-02-05 05:58:11 PM  
For the Farkers who are having little to no sex life:

Over the course of this month...

Try massage with no expectation of sex on your wife/gf. Use candles that smell kinda sexy to add atmosphere in a dimly lit or darkened room. Use grape seed or sesame oil to lubricate. Tell her how much you really appreciate her, love her and what she means to you. Complement her and build her up. Buy her a small gift because just because. Watch how she responds to massage. Touch her and hold her more frequently. Kiss her on her neck from behind and on her shoulders. No sex unless she starts it.

Draw her a bubble bath and offer a glass of wine when she is relaxing in the bath.

Cuddle together.

Ask her how she feels about the relationship and ask her how she feels about you. Open ended questions. Go for honesty not feel good answers. If it is not good, consider your answer a gift and thank her for the love and happiness she has given you and move on. You deserve to be happy and loved.

If she loves you and wants a relationship, invest in it.

If she wants a relationship and no sex, I would be honest with her and move on. You are mismatched.
 
2013-02-05 06:02:40 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: For the Farkers who are having little to no sex life:

Over the course of this month...

Try massage with no expectation of sex on your wife/gf. Use candles that smell kinda sexy to add atmosphere in a dimly lit or darkened room. Use grape seed or sesame oil to lubricate. Tell her how much you really appreciate her, love her and what she means to you. Complement her and build her up. Buy her a small gift because just because. Watch how she responds to massage. Touch her and hold her more frequently. Kiss her on her neck from behind and on her shoulders. No sex unless she starts it.

Draw her a bubble bath and offer a glass of wine when she is relaxing in the bath.

Cuddle together.

Ask her how she feels about the relationship and ask her how she feels about you. Open ended questions. Go for honesty not feel good answers. If it is not good, consider your answer a gift and thank her for the love and happiness she has given you and move on. You deserve to be happy and loved.

If she loves you and wants a relationship, invest in it.

If she wants a relationship and no sex, I would be honest with her and move on. You are mismatched.



Does that really work when your husband does that?
 
2013-02-05 06:14:57 PM  
Nobody posted this yet?
thesinosaudiblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-05 06:20:33 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: For the Farkers who are having little to no sex life:

Over the course of this month...

Try massage with no expectation of sex on your wife/gf. Use candles that smell kinda sexy to add atmosphere in a dimly lit or darkened room. Use grape seed or sesame oil to lubricate. Tell her how much you really appreciate her, love her and what she means to you. Complement her and build her up. Buy her a small gift because just because. Watch how she responds to massage. Touch her and hold her more frequently. Kiss her on her neck from behind and on her shoulders. No sex unless she starts it.

Draw her a bubble bath and offer a glass of wine when she is relaxing in the bath.

Cuddle together.

Ask her how she feels about the relationship and ask her how she feels about you. Open ended questions. Go for honesty not feel good answers. If it is not good, consider your answer a gift and thank her for the love and happiness she has given you and move on. You deserve to be happy and loved.

If she loves you and wants a relationship, invest in it.

If she wants a relationship and no sex, I would be honest with her and move on. You are mismatched.



Interesting you assume it is the woman with the low/no interest....
 
2013-02-05 06:30:09 PM  

sammyk: Rapmaster2000: sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.

"Session" is a very nebulous term.  You're thinking 30 minutes of farking.  She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.

At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

And what kind of scumbag publication glamorizes prostitution? Seriously? I think it should be legal but glamorizing it is pretty farked up.


Wasn't Elliot Spitzer's hooker making at least that much?
 
2013-02-05 06:32:59 PM  
So many youngsters in here.  You can have sex without love, and love without sex.  Medical conditions and/or treatments can often prevent sex, both long term and short term.   If you cannot see past a simple case of blue balls to understand, then you are a child, or you were never in love with your mate.  If you cheated for that, you are deplorable.

On the other hand, for a single man out on a successful night (5-6 figures) in the casino, arrangements can easily be made through your host for a companion.  Hours, days, whatever.  Expect $2k-$10k a day if you are actually a high roller.  If you are not a high roller, you will never know about it.  She won't be your corner meth-addicted skank, but instead a very well-spoken, well educated woman of class, who just so happens to look like a model and she is interested in you, so long as you are paying.  She will never raise an eyebrow from security or from other gamblers.  Obvious hookers are obvious, and that is why they are cheap.   I've never paid, but I've been a bartender for many years before moving to the kitchen, and later moving up to chef.  I've known more than a few, and if you didn't know, you would never guess.  Except when their date asks their favorite restaurant, they often actually choose their favorite.   I decided that I couldn't fake it for money after many years of bartending; fake smiles around obnoxious drunks isn't fun.  Great money, but everyone who sells their services is a whore, whether you do sales or IT, or whatever.  I at least don't have to fake smile any more.
 
2013-02-05 06:52:09 PM  
300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!
 
2013-02-05 06:53:56 PM  
Don't you think the cows are greatful when the bull goes over to the other pasture?
 
2013-02-05 07:07:29 PM  

Buffet: 300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!



Do you still send her mother's day cards, though?
 
2013-02-05 07:26:37 PM  

over_and_done: whistleridge: 'If your man is not asking you for sex anymore, it means he's seeking it elsewhere. He's not going to accept being in a marriage without sex,' says ex-prostitute Rebecca Dakin, 37.

Truer words have never been spoken.

/ well...that, or he's about to eat a bullet. Those are the only two possibilities.

Pretty much.  My gf has completely lost interest in sex.  (I could almost suspect her of being the one cheating, except she's either home with me or at work almost every day, and "at work" doesn't let either one of us take much random time off.)  My pr0n habit has definitely kicked back up.  :-\   I'm not sure what she thinks I'm doing.

/not eating any bullets
//unless medical problems get the best of us, then it's just not worth it


Up your game http://www.offensewins.com
 
2013-02-05 07:27:21 PM  

sammyk: Rapmaster2000: sammyk: FTFA:Could earn £1,400 for one session.

I call BS. No way that girl is banking that much per john.

"Session" is a very nebulous term.  You're thinking 30 minutes of farking.  She may be referencing one of those quasi-mistress weekend things.

At today's conversion rate £1,400 is $2193.94. A perfect 10 Vegas whore doesn't make that much for a whole night. The girl in the article got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times to even come close to that.

And what kind of scumbag publication glamorizes prostitution? Seriously? I think it should be legal but glamorizing it is pretty farked up.


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

Ok, the last image appeared in the Mirror, which in modern times is a leftist red-top, but the Rothermeres were the Daily Mail.

/And the Daily Mail, for all of my life, has been a right-wing gutter-press tabloid masquerading as serious news.
//I don't think any visual evidence exists of their  "Hurrah for the Blackshirts!" headline, supporting the British Union of Fascists, but it's certainly not out-with the paper's character.
 
2013-02-05 07:41:44 PM  

Buffet: 300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!


And can you imagine a dude's dick after 300 farks?  That thing's probably a wobbly, flaccid inch worm after that many lays.
 
2013-02-05 07:48:58 PM  

Buffet: 300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!


I don't think that's how it works anyway...
 
2013-02-05 08:50:26 PM  

FizixJunkee: Buffet: 300 men? Can you imagine how worn out that thing is?? She couldn't pay me to Fark her!

And can you imagine a dude's dick after 300 farks?  That thing's probably a wobbly, flaccid inch worm after that many lays.


Only when those 300 were in one month. Yeah, kinda hard to keep it up for 10 rounds a day.

/26 minutes
 
2013-02-05 09:12:57 PM  

slayer199: Rapmaster2000: A quick googles repeatedly brings up $1,000 per hour and $4,300 per hour. I imagine there's quite a bit of bullshiat in that (price is a marketing indicator of quality), and that a cut goes to the service.

Porn stars escorts get $1500-2000 an hour.  That I can see because it plays into the fantasy of banging your favorite porn starlet.  Hell, if you're in Europe, you can some of the hottest Eastern European pornstars for $1000/hour.  Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't have that kind of cash...and if I did I'm not at the desperation level to drop that kind of cash for an hour with a woman when I can fap for free at home.  :P


What, uh, is Lily Thai or Destiny Deville up to these days?
 
2013-02-05 09:35:23 PM  
Looks like the "Bubble headed bleach blonde" that Don Henley sang about in "Dirty Laundry"

/Yea, I know, it was Christine Lund
 
2013-02-05 10:20:56 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Obviously some people didn't RTFA. She specializes in overnights  - usually that's a 12 hour date. She's also highly selective, as the article quotes her as saying that she's rarely with more than four clients a week and there were entire months where she didn't work, if she couldn't find the right client. Obviously she's working up-market - this isn't an $80 half and half ho regardless of her looks.

In most major cities, your standard escort rates are about $200/hr, $300 for higher end, and even higher in NYC and LA. $2000 for an overnight is pretty average. If she's working in London, $2500-3000 for an overnight working foreign tourists and businessmen isn't unusual.

Frankly her looks are almost irrelevant. If you're with an escort for an overnight, you're not really paying for sex, since you're spending only a small fraction of the time actually having sex. If she's got half a head on her shoulders, can engage in good conversation across a broad range of topics and fit into a myriad of different social situations, she'll have no problem attracting older, wealthier clients. Even if you don't think she's very attractive, she still more attractive than their wives, and sleeping with an escort is still cheaper than good cosmetic surgery.

So much this.  When guys are getting to this level of escort they aren't just paying for looks and talent in the sack.  They want a woman who can make them feel like a man, feel like the king of the world and make them feel like they are not just another client.  Factor in reasonable looks, discretion and talent and they can quite comfortably pull $300 per hour or more.

Cheaper escorts lack discretion, decorum and charm and for a guy who is raking in big money, getting a girl like that will only serve to irritate him.


300 an hour? I spend more than that on my lawyer and he's trying to keep me from being screwed. I

I quote the legend Charlie Sheen "I don't pay women for sex. I pay them to go away"
 
2013-02-05 11:14:28 PM  

damageddude: treesloth: that seems like the sort of thing that would get a heartfelt "awwww" from her.

I've been sitting on the couch with her reading & watching TV until one of us falls asleep (or we both decide bedtime).


Hugs to both of you.

/nine-year BC survivor.

It gets better.
 
2013-02-05 11:57:01 PM  
Newsflash to guys whose wives/girlfriends suddenly don't seem to have a libido: they're farking someone else.
 
2013-02-06 12:07:50 AM  

Ahkam: My ex-wife turned off completely a little over two years before she finally told me she wanted a divorce. No sex at all during that period, but I stupidly stayed because I thought we could somehow work it out. After I moved out, I found out she'd been screwing another guy for months - a guy she brought around all the time as a "friend." I frequently considered going to pro route, but I'm glad I didn't. I have a gf now with whom I have a fantastic sex life.

/the ex may rot in hell


Yeah, never date (much less marry) a chick with straight guy friends. fark em, sure, but that's it.
 
2013-02-06 12:39:55 AM  
H31N0US:
Alternately, marriage should be avoided altogether if one enjoys and expects a passionate sex life. For the single, the wet spells will more than make up for the dry spells. Nothing sucks worse than sleeping with a beautiful woman every night who wants very little to do with you physically.

Except that every study or survey I've ever even *heard* of says the exact opposite: married people have more sex over time than single people, even given the "boom and bust" of single sex-life.  CAVEAT: Younger people have much more sex than older people, married or not, at rates so disparate that it may overcome the slight advantage for being married.

If you compare the average amount of sex you had while single, aged 18-29, to the amount of sex you had married, aged 30-55, you'd see more sex in your single years; but if you found a happily married 22-year-old couple and compared their numbers to yours, they'd beat you.
 
2013-02-06 03:36:22 AM  

damageddude: over_and_done: unless medical problems get the best of us

That happened to us. My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer in May and finally ended her chemotherapy/ radiation treatments yesterday. Once chemo started sex pretty much stopped. It started up again after about 8 weeks when she switched to the less painful medicine but almost stopped completely again once she started radiation (the machine basically cooks you and she is in way too much constant pain now). The other night she was saying she was sorry about the lack of sex but I discovered that once I realized we couldn't have sex my libido pretty much faded out. What I really miss is sleeping with her -- the last few weeks the only way she can get a decent night's rest is to take our feather filled down comforter, fold it over, and sleep on top of it on the couch.


Jesus dude, I went through the EXACT SAME THING with my wife when she had breast cancer (stage 4). The Chemo and Radiation killed the cancer but also her sex drive through those months and months of treatments. Of course, without her hair and any color in her skin, she didn't feel very sexy. I of course felt like a complete arse hole even asking her. Man, those were some rough times and I don't envy what you're going through right now - I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy actually.

The thing is, she did eventually get through it, and even though there were a couple of years of insecurity about her looks, today she is happier than ever. I guess going through something like that makes her grateful to be alive and so she is more eager to spend time with me. Our relationship is now stronger than ever, but in those days things were pretty bleak.

Just know that she (and you too!) Have been through the worst of it and things will start to get better . Last piece of advice: You will have follow up appointments with the doctor which will FREAK HER OUT every single time, but both of you will eventually get used to them. Good luck brother.
 
2013-02-06 03:38:07 AM  
Huh. I always wondered what happened to Blossom.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-06 05:43:10 AM  

AustinFakir: 1.  Stop having sex
2.  Catch him cheating
3.  "Now I'm free to finally have affairs with other men like I always wanted to"
4.  "... but first I have to get my husband away from that whore because he's MINE"
5.  Now everything is kind of good again
6.  Go back to step 1

For men, replace step 1 with "be such a boor she can't stand to have sex with me."

Lather, rinse, repeat

When a relationship doesn't work out, why can't people just break up or get divorced instead of inventing ways to make it worse?


PEOPLE ARE STUPID. There is no way to justify cheating in a relationship.
 
2013-02-06 07:18:31 AM  

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: She's also highly selective


Which is of course why she's slept with 900 men over 9 years- also according to the article (also, she was counting?).

Unless she's selective about not being particularly selective, I'm sorry, I don't buy it.
 
2013-02-06 07:27:06 AM  
FTA (more of a caption, really): 'Cheating is not black and white.

Nothing ever is.  Except maybe penguins.  Next softball.

FTA: There are some circumstances where people don't have any other options'

Bullshiat.

Honesty is always an option. Ending the relationship- before you do something to violate trust with the other person.  Just because there's no nookie in it for you anymore doesn't preclude showing just a tiny, little bit of that respect you purported to have when you became committed to that individual.  Or did you never have any at all?

Despite what people say not having sex anymore is always an option.  It's just a shiatty one.  If it's too shiatty for you to endure, see option #1.


This woman is an infidelity expert, eh?  She counsels married couples.  That's distressing.  Shouldn't have quit her day job, clearly.
 
2013-02-06 08:47:39 AM  

Fano: What, uh, is Lily Thai or Destiny Deville up to these days?


I did read somewhere that Aurora Snow is getting $1800.  Ferrara Gomez (Czech Pornstar) is getting 650 Euro...which seems like a bargain because she's incredibly hot.
 
2013-02-06 08:59:42 AM  

damageddude: over_and_done: unless medical problems get the best of us

That happened to us. My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer in May and finally ended her chemotherapy/ radiation treatments yesterday. Once chemo started sex pretty much stopped. It started up again after about 8 weeks when she switched to the less painful medicine but almost stopped completely again once she started radiation (the machine basically cooks you and she is in way too much constant pain now). The other night she was saying she was sorry about the lack of sex but I discovered that once I realized we couldn't have sex my libido pretty much faded out. What I really miss is sleeping with her -- the last few weeks the only way she can get a decent night's rest is to take our feather filled down comforter, fold it over, and sleep on top of it on the couch.


I am sorry there is nothing i an do for you and your wife other than offer thoughts of well being. Be strong. Kiss her often and tell her how lovely she still is. for s long as you two are together. keep us here on fark updated.
 
2013-02-06 09:25:14 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: For the Farkers who are having little to no sex life:

Over the course of this month...

Try massage with no expectation of sex on your wife/gf. Use candles that smell kinda sexy to add atmosphere in a dimly lit or darkened room. Use grape seed or sesame oil to lubricate. Tell her how much you really appreciate her, love her and what she means to you. Complement her and build her up. Buy her a small gift because just because. Watch how she responds to massage. Touch her and hold her more frequently. Kiss her on her neck from behind and on her shoulders. No sex unless she starts it.

Draw her a bubble bath and offer a glass of wine when she is relaxing in the bath.

Cuddle together.


Then cover her head with a pillow and stick it in her pooper like Pepe after the feline!!!!
I've seen that movie before. Always ends up squishy.
 
2013-02-06 10:19:32 AM  

SkunkWerks: FTA (more of a caption, really): 'Cheating is not black and white.

Nothing ever is.  Except maybe penguins.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-06 10:21:58 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: For the Farkers who are having little to no sex life:

Over the course of this month...

Try massage with no expectation of sex on your wife/gf. Use candles that smell kinda sexy to add atmosphere in a dimly lit or darkened room. Use grape seed or sesame oil to lubricate. Tell her how much you really appreciate her, love her and what she means to you. Complement her and build her up. Buy her a small gift because just because. Watch how she responds to massage. Touch her and hold her more frequently. Kiss her on her neck from behind and on her shoulders. No sex unless she starts it.

Draw her a bubble bath and offer a glass of wine when she is relaxing in the bath.

Cuddle together.

Ask her how she feels about the relationship and ask her how she feels about you. Open ended questions. Go for honesty not feel good answers. If it is not good, consider your answer a gift and thank her for the love and happiness she has given you and move on. You deserve to be happy and loved.

If she loves you and wants a relationship, invest in it.

If she wants a relationship and no sex, I would be honest with her and move on. You are mismatched.


If your SO treats sex as some kind of reward for good behavior, find someone else.  There needs to be mutual desire and attraction.  One sided sex-lives, where the one puts in all the effort and initiation, are doomed to failure and resentment.
 
2013-02-06 10:34:06 AM  

stonicus: SkunkWerks: FTA (more of a caption, really): 'Cheating is not black and white.

Nothing ever is.  Except maybe penguins.

[images.sodahead.com image 345x326]


Color inside the lines.  The lines are your friends.
 
2013-02-06 11:41:51 AM  

SkunkWerks: stonicus: SkunkWerks: FTA (more of a caption, really): 'Cheating is not black and white.

Nothing ever is.  Except maybe penguins.

[images.sodahead.com image 345x326]

Color inside the lines.  The lines are your friends.


But... but the lines withhold sex from me...
 
2013-02-06 12:05:46 PM  

swangoatman: I am sorry there is nothing i an do for you and your wife other than offer thoughts of well being. Be strong. Kiss her often and tell her how lovely she still is. for s long as you two are together.


Thanks. Hopefully this is it. Though it was aggressive it was caught fairly early.
 
2013-02-06 12:25:10 PM  
Making a mockery out of all sex coaches and therapists...it's easy to become an expert on something when you do that something way too much. What a farking joke.
 
2013-02-06 12:29:53 PM  

Aces and Eights: Hugs to both of you.


Thank you.  However, as I read, I realize I may have inadvertently implied that my wife and I have been through such a thing.  Just to be clear, we haven't; we've simply talked about it.
 
2013-02-06 12:54:38 PM  
These types of threads are a bitter reminder of my awful long-term loveless and sexless relationship with someone who I subsequently found out was a sex addict and a prostitute.

That shiat does wonders for one's confidence and self-esteem.
 
2013-02-06 01:05:01 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: These types of threads are a bitter reminder of my awful long-term loveless and sexless relationship with someone who I subsequently found out was a sex addict and a prostitute.

That shiat does wonders for one's confidence and self-esteem.


You can't get sex from a sex addict???
 
2013-02-06 01:06:29 PM  

stonicus: You can't get sex from a sex addict???


Sucks, huh?
 
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