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(New York Daily News)   Crazy-eyed grandma-of-the-year candidate throws 10 & 11 year old out into 23 degree weather at 4:30am   (nydailynews.com) divider line 23
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2013-02-05 03:48:31 PM
8 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: What was a 14-year-old doing hanging out with 10 and 11-year-olds anyway?


Studying for the priesthood.
2013-02-05 11:43:58 AM
4 votes:
So here's a story. There was a snow storm up in North Dakota, so real snow - not like an inch and done, but droves of it. And my great uncle (grand-uncle?) decided to lock my grandmother out on the porch. She's out there banging on the door, crying and making a general riot. So, eventually her father, who was a minister, comes down the stairs to see what is going on. I don't know the amount of time that passed. He opened the door to find my grandmother shivering on the porch. He reeled on my grand-uncle and demanded to know what was going on. To which, he responded, "I was teaching her the virtue of patience"
2013-02-05 02:45:55 PM
3 votes:
Is this the same 23 degrees that 10 and 11-year-old boys refuse to wear jackets in?
2013-02-05 11:20:51 AM
3 votes:
Luxury.
2013-02-05 03:19:40 PM
2 votes:
"...and we liked it!"
2013-02-05 02:29:04 PM
2 votes:

Gulper Eel: Luxury.


we lived in shoe-box in middle of road!
2013-02-05 07:56:31 PM
1 votes:
I'd accidentally lock granny out at 10pm and forget to open the door till 4am. Oh she died? Stupid pussy can't handle a little cold.
2013-02-05 05:50:19 PM
1 votes:
Then there's the question of what constitutes "too much noise." My father was, and probably still is, a light sleeper; the odd thing was, he was half-deaf from having been in artillery but when he turned the lights out, he could hear a sparrow fart in the next county. I used to keep a bucket bedside so I wouldn't have to walk past his room to go to the bathroom at night, because if anything rousted him, you'd hear about it all day long. And God forbid you had anything fun planned for that day, because that would be your punishment. "Hope you weren't planning on going out for basketball/auditioning for the school play/going to the movies with your friends/buying that new video game/heading down to the community pool today." We NEVER had sleepovers.

Chances are, these kids were keeping each other up whispering and giggling and telling dirty jokes and the sort of crap kids get up to, without realizing that Granny was asleep on a bed of nails in the next room with one eye open.
2013-02-05 04:38:45 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: Or as they call it in Upstate New York, out to wait for the school bus


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2013-02-05 04:37:26 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: What was a 14-year-old doing hanging out with 10 and 11-year-olds anyway?


i302.photobucket.com
2013-02-05 04:22:09 PM
1 votes:
my  kid was kicked out of a party at 300AM this Sunday as well.  It was 30 below.

mind you.. he is 20. (21?) ah fark.. something like that.
2013-02-05 04:08:23 PM
1 votes:

Glancing Blow: Farther down it has:

RELATED: STORE CLERK SPANKS GEORGIA BOY WITH BELT 25 TIMES
RELATED: WASH. MAN ACCUSED OF HOG-TYING STEPDAUGHTER
RELATED: OHIO COUPLE ADMITS PUTTING KIDS IN PLASTIC BOXES

And I thought it was bad when my older sister would lock me in the closet whenever my parents went out.


It doesn't get cold enough in Georgia to punish the little Farks like that, so we have to resort to plan "B".
2013-02-05 04:04:16 PM
1 votes:

sloshed_again: Why are they awake creating a roucous at 4:30 AM


Porn.
2013-02-05 04:03:58 PM
1 votes:

sloshed_again: Why are they awake creating a roucous at 4:30 AM


Because granny didn't take a belt to their asses.
2013-02-05 03:57:56 PM
1 votes:
Farther down it has:

RELATED: STORE CLERK SPANKS GEORGIA BOY WITH BELT 25 TIMES
RELATED: WASH. MAN ACCUSED OF HOG-TYING STEPDAUGHTER
RELATED: OHIO COUPLE ADMITS PUTTING KIDS IN PLASTIC BOXES

And I thought it was bad when my older sister would lock me in the closet whenever my parents went out.
2013-02-05 03:53:52 PM
1 votes:
I think the follow up is going to be 14 year old kicks the crap out of 10 & 11 year old for calling the cops on his grandma.
2013-02-05 03:53:33 PM
1 votes:
Tony Soprano's mom?
2013-02-05 03:53:05 PM
1 votes:

The grandmother griped that she felt like a common criminal after she was cuffed.


I'm sure she looked, sounded, and smelled like one, too.
2013-02-05 03:47:13 PM
1 votes:
I called that walking to middle school when I grew up in North Jersey.
2013-02-05 03:46:13 PM
1 votes:
I opened the door, not thinking, not realizing the time.

Because it had only been dark outside for about 11 hours.
2013-02-05 03:38:08 PM
1 votes:
nb4 Canadians "American tears are delicious"
"this is why we evolved backwards temperature glands"
2013-02-05 11:18:12 AM
1 votes:
23 degrees? lol. won't somebody think of the children!
2013-02-05 11:09:34 AM
1 votes:
Or as they call it in Upstate New York, out to wait for the school bus
 
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