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(Westword)   News flash: Juggalos have an image problem   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 238
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2013-02-05 11:42:47 AM  
www.thestranger.com
 
2013-02-05 12:03:14 PM  
A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.
 
2013-02-05 12:12:36 PM  
Juggalos have a weight problem

FTFY
 
2013-02-05 12:26:34 PM  
Juggalos are an image problem. Although I think that's kind of the point.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:06 PM  

JerseyTim: A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.


www.buddyhead.com

You're welcome.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:13 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxMjdeIVWV8

Juggalos can take anybody
so fark you if you disagree
ill leave you burning, burning burning
in the third degree
Us wicked clowns
will never go down
not even in your town
we wont be sleeping
only creeping
and im not stepping
im only repping the hatchet
can you catch it
if you can you pass the test
us jugs are the best
fark the rest
don't fark with me
Ill fark you up Ill say to my homies whats up
all the lightening sure
is brightening
but it will never be, never be, never be frightening
if you're a cop
your gonna be popped
then everything is gonna be stopped
but look to your right
and hold yourself tight
here I come in a helluva a flight and
no its not a kite
And give me all you've got
but theres no stepping on my spot
and I got my hatchetman
and hes cool as a fan
When I go off my ramp
your gonna have a stamp
its will be damp
and fark all this fame
I just want you to be in flames
Its hells pit
its only gonna take one hit
now sit unless you wanna get bit
by the devil
and yes he is a rebel
and your only a pebble.
And im a juggalo
and if I see a crow
im gonna shoot him with my bow
and call him a ho
now go an hear my flow
and im gonna to shangra la
and no its not a spa
if your down with the clown
don't make a sound and don't frown
just bow down to your gods
unless you wanna be thrown down with the rods
and its only this time
to hear my rhymes
Im a creature of the night
no I don't like light
it's the worst sight
and ill put up a fight
because I have my rights
I hate this world
everybody got dumber
and its not even summer
such a bummer
 
2013-02-05 12:27:19 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-05 12:27:30 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-05 12:27:35 PM  

JerseyTim: A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.


How about if I go back and find some of the dead baby shrines that used to pop up on geocities and other free webhosts back in the day?

Would that be better or worse for you?
 
2013-02-05 12:27:44 PM  
Also a B.O. problem, and quite often, a meth problem.

Glad to see the juggalo funeral picture right out of the gate.
 
2013-02-05 12:28:03 PM  
oh, and video NSFW
 
2013-02-05 12:28:36 PM  
Oh, and a liking really shiatty "music" problem.
 
2013-02-05 12:30:46 PM  
They're as goofy as those tools in corpse paint
 
2013-02-05 12:30:46 PM  

mat catastrophe: JerseyTim: A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.

How about if I go back and find some of the dead baby shrines that used to pop up on geocities and other free webhosts back in the day?

Would that be better or worse for you?


Were they tastefully placed on pianos?
 
2013-02-05 12:31:39 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Also a B.O. problem, and quite often, a meth problem.

Glad to see the juggalo funeral picture right out of the gate.


What is the story behind the picture? Did the kid die because they were at a concert and no one was watching it or something?
 
2013-02-05 12:31:58 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com

Farking magnets, how do they work?
 
2013-02-05 12:32:02 PM  
When I was in highschool, I got my ass kicked for mocking juggalos. I mean sure it took 5 of them to do it and I'm severely disabled from birth (eyes, lungs, etc.) but they defended their juggalo-ness... and one of them lost an eye, two of them went to prison for a hate crime and I have no idea what happened to juggalos 4 and 5.

farkers.
 
2013-02-05 12:32:16 PM  
The hierarchy, best to worst:

Rolo

Tupelo

Bremelo

Juggalo
 
2013-02-05 12:32:18 PM  
I once tossed one three bowling pins and he dropped them and goes "What the f*ck am I supposed to do with these?!?" I guess they should be called "can'tjuggalos"...
 
MN8
2013-02-05 12:32:57 PM  
The testimonies of the victims don't really help the cause.  'Cause I didn't know I had an outstanding warrant.
 
2013-02-05 12:33:38 PM  

xria: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Also a B.O. problem, and quite often, a meth problem.

Glad to see the juggalo funeral picture right out of the gate.

What is the story behind the picture? Did the kid die because they were at a concert and no one was watching it or something?



"Anabelle Lotus was born on Mothers Day, May 11th 2008, in Chicago. Upon seeing her mother for the first time, the shocked infant refused to live any longer, thus proving that Juggalos should not copulate...."
 
2013-02-05 12:34:04 PM  

JerseyTim: A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.


You are an INSENSITIVE BASTARD

i.imgur.com

/you've never had to live with the loss


//of lootie.
 
2013-02-05 12:34:49 PM  
Why do people who think that they're decent want to be associated with ICP in the first place?

/you wouldn't have an image problem if you'd just wash off that stupid makeup
 
2013-02-05 12:36:10 PM  
I think the article was incorrect to refer to them as a "quasi-gang". They correctly classified as a true gang by every defined metric for the term, albeit just one with horrifically low standards to entry.
 However, a gang with low standards is still a gang. Maybe a pretty pathetic and defective one, but still a gang nonetheless.
 
2013-02-05 12:36:16 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Juggalos have a weight magnet problem


FTFY FIFTY

FIFTY
 
2013-02-05 12:36:17 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Bremelo


Haven't heard that in a while. Sad because it's true.
 
2013-02-05 12:36:21 PM  

JerseyTim: A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.


I'm ashamed to have never seen that before.  Thanks!
 
2013-02-05 12:36:29 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: The hierarchy, best to worst:

Rolo

Tupelo

Bremelo

Juggalo




24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-05 12:37:30 PM  

AiryAnne: oh, and video NSFW




How much helium did that man take to sustain that high pitch for so long?
 
2013-02-05 12:37:47 PM  
It would be nice if gangs sprayed each other with Faygo instead of bullets, but that's not the world we live in.

Ahem. There's a problem in this country with trainwrecks who insist (and have been led to honestly believe) that they are not trainwrecks. But one can do worse: there are trainwrecks who revel in being trainwrecks, and ICP was reeling them in before reality TV started cashing in on them. The oddly-moralistic bent of ICP's mythos has probably kept a number of these people out of prison and off the streets, and in that way, actually done some good for them. But other aspects of the general culture of this group -particularly the openly freakshow aesthetic and attitude- also go a not-insignificant way toward locking them in.
 
2013-02-05 12:37:52 PM  
What, did one of em get seen with a book or something?

/didn't click the link- don' t want herpes
//yes, merely clicking on a link to a ICP story gives you herpes
 
2013-02-05 12:38:52 PM  
"Back In 5 Minutes"

 --- the Obvious tag
 
2013-02-05 12:39:01 PM  
And if you have a face tattoo, you'll probably never work off commissions.
 
2013-02-05 12:40:21 PM  

CliChe Guevara: I think the article was incorrect to refer to them as a "quasi-gang". They correctly classified as a true gang by every defined metric for the term, albeit just one with horrifically low standards to entry.


Got any links? Not to defend the juggalos or anything -there's not much good to say about them, really- but I'm having trouble figuring out by what metrics they could possibly qualify as a gang.
 
2013-02-05 12:40:38 PM  
content.mydamnchannel.com
 
2013-02-05 12:42:03 PM  
Juggalo Dream
media.villagevoice.com
Juggalo Reality
media.villagevoice.com
 
2013-02-05 12:42:23 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
Pretty sure this is why most people get into ICP. Well, that and the meth.
 
2013-02-05 12:42:59 PM  

Crewmannumber6: And if you have a face tattoo, you'll probably never work off commissions.


No, but if they have a good work ethic, they can man the drive-thru window someday.
 
2013-02-05 12:43:00 PM  
They said the song was about killin' kids. Now, I have to admit, it may sound like that.

You know, and sure, the words may SAY it's about killing kids, and there may be lots of references to hatchets and murdering and killing, and it may even give explicit references to precise murder scenes the singer would like to play out, but it's totally not about killing, pinky swear!

ICP is a farking disease.
 
2013-02-05 12:43:35 PM  

asmodeus224: What, did one of em get seen with a book or something?

/didn't click the link- don' t want herpes
//yes, merely clicking on a link to a ICP story gives you herpes


But have you seen the Valtrex commercials? People with herpes are attractive and fun!
 
2013-02-05 12:45:43 PM  
Dad You Disappoint

media.villagevoice.com
 
MN8
2013-02-05 12:48:29 PM  

Azlefty: Dad You Disappoint

[media.villagevoice.com image 565x848]


Shaggy 2 Dope has really let himself go.
 
2013-02-05 12:51:35 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: xria: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Also a B.O. problem, and quite often, a meth problem.

Glad to see the juggalo funeral picture right out of the gate.

What is the story behind the picture? Did the kid die because they were at a concert and no one was watching it or something?


"Anabelle Lotus was born on Mothers Day, May 11th 2008, in Chicago. Upon seeing her mother for the first time, the shocked infant refused to live any longer, thus proving that Juggalos should not copulate...."


There is a reason you are one of my favorites ...
 
2013-02-05 12:52:34 PM  

croesius: mat catastrophe: JerseyTim: A preemptive "Fark you!" to anyone who posts the baby funeral.

How about if I go back and find some of the dead baby shrines that used to pop up on geocities and other free webhosts back in the day?

Would that be better or worse for you?

Were they tastefully placed on pianos?


I don't remember any like that. Typically just in tiny clothes and in cribs.

And I'm not making this up. These were death photos of infants. I'm not sure why they went away as much as they did except that I'm certain that Facebook would shut down any such page in about a minute...whereas older providers probably didn't care.
 
2013-02-05 12:53:19 PM  

MN8: Azlefty: Dad You Disappoint

[media.villagevoice.com image 565x848]

Shaggy 2 Dope has really let himself go.


No way, that's Captain Spaulding.
 
2013-02-05 12:53:23 PM  
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
 
2013-02-05 12:53:44 PM  
Meh.  They as a group are still much better liked than the U.S. Congress.


Hey-- Maybe we should replace the Republicans in Congress with Juggalos.  C-Span would be far more entertaining, and it's not as if they would do any worse...


Legalized meth and federally subsidized Faygo for all!
 
2013-02-05 12:55:33 PM  
Maybe switching to this would help.
gecatalogimages.meijer.com
 
2013-02-05 12:55:48 PM  

RKade: ... and one of them lost an eye, two of them went to prison for a hate crime and I have no idea what happened to juggalos 4 and 5.


From the fight?
 
2013-02-05 12:56:44 PM  

Midnight Rambler


pic


I don't know who that is.
 
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