Solid State Vittles: "I could smell both the sweet, raw smell of fresh marijuana as well as the burnt, musty smell of burnt marijuana."Why do I picture the cop with a glazed smile on his face while saying this?
Nib: He wanted $100 for 3g's? Well he deserves to be in jail for that.
Thraeryn: "Yeah, I'm a pretty big health nut. Went paleo last year, discovered an even better version of the diet six months in, had to get this to make sure I'm getting the right portions in my recipes."Or, if you're stoned," . . . Yeah, I just wanna make sure I'm not getting ripped off when I buy."'When you buy what?'
Englebert Slaptyback: th0thThey even took the standards. What kind of sick fark takes the standards to calibrate the balance?!Obviously it was someone who already had a balance. Duh.
th0th: Having worked in academic and industry laboratories for 15 years, I can tell you the most stolen items are analytical balances. We had to lock them down to cabinets and marble countertops more often than computers, and they still got stolen.They even took the standards. What kind of sick fark takes the standards to calibrate the balance?!
sirgrim: Flour. It's always for measuring flour.
studebaker hoch: If you own a precision scale and the cops find it, they will ask you what it's used for.It's on you to think of a plausible story ahead of time. And best if you have some kind of physical evidence to back that story up.Humans can't think worth a damn in emergencies, so it's best to be prepared.
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