Sin_City_Superhero: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
stonicus: Place in my town will not only give you a ride home but tow your car home for you as well. Price is actually reasonable.
Sin_City_Superhero: stonicus: Place in my town will not only give you a ride home but tow your car home for you as well. Price is actually reasonable.There's a service here in Vegas that will drive you home, in your car. I've never used the service, but I think that they have another vehicle following, to take the driver. They offer free rides every New Year's Eve.
Leninboarrir: Of course, other student groups can take part in the service and there's no real screening process (besides your eligibility to drive, of course), so it was bound to happen eventually.
Frankenstorm: Who wants a mustache ride?
BigGrnEggGriller: Why was he charged with marijuana possession in Colorado?
BarkingUnicorn: BigGrnEggGriller: Why was he charged with marijuana possession in Colorado?Possibly because Amendment 64 applies only to persons over 21. He is a student, so he may well be younger than that.
cashman: Hrist: Knowing how this shiat goes, one person in the car was drunk and so they used that opportunity to claim everyone in the car was drunk. They didn't blow as drunk on the breathalyzer so they arrested them and took them downtown for the blood test, to be given in a couple of days. Then they'll be charged with DUI but allowed to plea down to a big fine anyway, or they can just pay their lawyer an even bigger fine and get off the hook for all of it.It's not nearly that easy to completely get off the hook for DUI. Even back in the 1970s when George W. Bush got his, he certainly didn't get off -- the the penalties are much more stringent than they are now. If you have a pretty clean criminal record, you may be able to plea bargain your way down to something like reckless driving, but given that the guy in the article was also cited with speeding and marijuana possession at the same time, I'm afraid he's in for serious shiat. Though I'm surprised they got him for marijuana possession -- in Colorado -- isn't that legal there now? I suppose a judge may drop the speeding charge in a plea bargain, but not the DUI, especially if there's marijuana in his system.
Happy Hours: Hey I know this is a stale thread and hardly anyone will see this comment, but the guy had NOT been drinking, just toking.He was interviewed on the news last night and admitted he was a dumbass and said he thought he could "control" his marijuana habit.He also said he quit toking.I hope he was planning to plead guilty because he openly admitted to the crime on TV.
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