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(TC Palm)   33 year old female teacher arrested after drinking with,smoking weed with, and buying drugs from 17 year old student. No sex involved. Hey kid your doing it wrong With oh hell yes you'd hit it mug shot   (tcpalm.com) divider line 123
    More: Florida, centennials, Cannabis smoking, teacher accused, Hey kids, recreational drugs, Elizabeth Hatzidakis, oxycodone  
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2013-02-05 10:52:15 AM
I feel like I could catch a STD just by looking at her picture.
 
2013-02-05 10:54:02 AM
33? I would have guessed 40 at least.
 
2013-02-05 11:01:13 AM
She's got a neck like a linebacker. I'm guessing a whole body shot may be somewhat disappointing.

OTOH, she is what typically constitutes 'smoking hot' on these threads
 
2013-02-05 11:02:46 AM
Hey subby, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-05 11:03:03 AM
A man who identified himself as Hatzidakis' husband declined immediate comment Friday, saying he was collecting his thoughts interviewing attorneys and hiding his assets.
 
2013-02-05 11:11:45 AM

Sybarite: 33? I would have guessed 40 at least.


That picture made me feel much better about myself as a 33 year old.
 
2013-02-05 11:17:32 AM
He was just about to close the deal.
 
2013-02-05 11:18:50 AM
media.tcpalm.com

Not hot.  Not the least bit hot.
 
2013-02-05 11:48:20 AM
A Centennial teacher? Not bad for being a hundred farking years old.
 
2013-02-05 12:42:59 PM
The kid wanted to keep things professional.
 
2013-02-05 12:44:27 PM
With a rolled up newspaper.
 
2013-02-05 12:45:50 PM

neversubmit: With a rolled up newspaper.


Don't forget to rub her nose in it first
 
hej
2013-02-05 12:46:24 PM
I think <b>subby</b> meant that "oh hell yes you'd hit it" if you were drunk and high.
 
2013-02-05 12:46:34 PM

Sybarite: 33? I would have guessed 40 at least.


The last time a 33 year old looked worse than that, he was being crucified.
 
2013-02-05 12:46:55 PM
She's a pain pill junkie looking for a new dealer.
 
hej
2013-02-05 12:47:11 PM
.... and I now remember that Fark has updated their comment posting widget.
 
2013-02-05 12:47:58 PM
She looks like Deborah Harry having a bad  day
 
2013-02-05 12:48:14 PM
I would rather hit my bottle of Mt dew at my desk.

And is it me, or does she have some huge nostrils?
 
2013-02-05 12:49:30 PM
OMG - they had a "bong"...

...that they smoke "weed" in!

I think the author of this article has a case of the "vapors".
 
2013-02-05 12:49:47 PM
If she was thinner, had better hair, and had eyebrows then she would be OK I think.  Like if Claire Danes and Taylor Swift had a baby together.
 
2013-02-05 12:49:55 PM
Subby's not been laid for longer than me, apparently.

I hope a LOT longer.
 
2013-02-05 12:51:36 PM
I love the scare quotes around the word bong as if it hasn't been the standard term for a water-cooled pipe for decades.
 
2013-02-05 12:52:05 PM
So "You'd hit it" is the new "smoking hot"?  Not cool.  I don't enjoy such misleading titles.  That woman is gross.  The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind...
 
2013-02-05 12:52:53 PM
Meh, she's no Carly Crunk Bear.
 
2013-02-05 12:53:06 PM

Lidocaine: So "You'd hit it" is the new "smoking hot"?  Not cool.  I don't enjoy such misleading titles.  That woman is gross.  The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind...


I don't know i think we need more evidence.  Possible butterface detected.
 
2013-02-05 12:53:24 PM
She's passable, especially for a mugshot. We've definitely seen worse in these here pages. With proper makeup and clothes you boys would take her home from the bar with nary a complaint.
 
2013-02-05 12:53:40 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Sybarite: 33? I would have guessed 40 at least.

That picture made me feel much better about myself as a 33 year old.


That picture made me feel much better about myself as a 44 year old.
 
2013-02-05 12:54:00 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: [media.tcpalm.com image 160x199]

Not hot.  Not the least bit hot.


You would think that someone having their mugshot taken after just being arrested would try harder to look hot.
 
2013-02-05 12:55:01 PM

Langdon Alger: neversubmit: With a rolled up newspaper.

Don't forget to rub her nose in it first


What nose?

/Oh, there it is.
 
2013-02-05 12:55:37 PM

theorellior: She's passable, especially for a mugshot. We've definitely seen worse in these here pages. With proper makeup and clothes you boys would take her home from the bar with nary a complaint.


Alcohol can make all the difference.
 
2013-02-05 12:55:41 PM
kind of looks a little like rosanne barr with dyed hair
 
2013-02-05 12:55:48 PM
I'd hit it with a gram of Azithromycin.
 
2013-02-05 12:57:21 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-05 12:58:07 PM
www.truthfulcomics.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 12:58:37 PM
I am no Adonis, but:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-05 12:58:59 PM
your?
 
2013-02-05 12:59:53 PM
"he took painkillers, drank beer and smoked "weed" with her at her house in June until they passed out on her couch. "

One stop shopping...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 01:00:21 PM

mat catastrophe: Subby's not been laid for longer than me, apparently.

I hope a LOT longer.


My year count is in double digits and I still say HELL NO!
 
2013-02-05 01:00:48 PM

hej: I think <b>subby</b> meant that "oh hell yes you'd hit it" if you were drunk and high.


I think he meant that "oh hell yes you'd hit it" with a ten foot pole.
 
2013-02-05 01:03:13 PM
why do women constantly ruin their eyebrows. i knew a girl who basically plucked them out and went and got a tattoo of eyebrows where they had grown naturally. a litttle pruning is ok. i get that but total destruction and movement about the head is disconcerting.
 
2013-02-05 01:03:23 PM

Lidocaine: So "You'd hit it" is the new "smoking hot"?  Not cool.  I don't enjoy such misleading titles.  That woman is gross.  The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind...


I thought it was "rode hard and hung out to dry".

Whichever it is, it's spot frikkin' on.
 
2013-02-05 01:03:23 PM
Maybe subbs is 17, like the kid ftfa, because if I was 17, I would.
/didn't think children were around this site.
 
2013-02-05 01:03:23 PM

d23: mat catastrophe: Subby's not been laid for longer than me, apparently.

I hope a LOT longer.

My year count is in double digits and I still say HELL NO!


Year count in double digits? That saddens me profoundly.
 
2013-02-05 01:04:23 PM
'ts the whole generation. The few that managed to get out of their parents basements did so by getting jobs going back to high school....as teachers.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 01:05:46 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: d23: mat catastrophe: Subby's not been laid for longer than me, apparently.

I hope a LOT longer.

My year count is in double digits and I still say HELL NO!

Year count in double digits? That saddens me profoundly.


Me too.  Me too....
 
2013-02-05 01:06:14 PM
Felony charges for some weed.................. I hate this country justice system

/don't smoke, but it should be allowed.
 
2013-02-05 01:06:24 PM
Too drugged to frak.
damn.
 
2013-02-05 01:06:34 PM
She's an eight.*


*Going by how many beers I'd need to consume in a relatively short amount of time.
 
2013-02-05 01:06:43 PM

theorellior: She's passable, especially for a mugshot. We've definitely seen worse in these here pages. With proper makeup and clothes you boys would take her home from the bar with nary a complaint.


I refuse to go home with any woman that would agree to come home with me.
 
2013-02-05 01:07:57 PM
www.fatwallet.com
 
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