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(Washington Post)   Why are so many people obsessed with Michelle Obama's butt? Is it because it's a perfect circle that scientists use to calibrate their instruments? She demands that you look at her butt. Just look at it   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 160
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2013-02-05 11:41:33 AM
I like big butts and I can not lie...
 
2013-02-05 11:45:38 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-05 11:54:22 AM
Sir Mix-A-Lot, what say you?
 
2013-02-05 11:54:30 AM
timesdaily.com

FTF linked article:

And you know what his platform was? Change. We're gone change. We're all ... aw it's OK .... for ... and ... y'all can get pissed off at me or not. You can go tell the principal, you can call the superintendent and tell her. I don't believe in queers, I don't like queers. I don't ... I don't hate them as a person but what they do is wrong, it's an abomination against God. I don't like being around queers.

Probably queer.
 
2013-02-05 12:00:21 PM
I'd have to pass.


What a magnificent rear end really looks like.
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2013-02-05 12:11:29 PM
It's just so round and out there.
 
2013-02-05 12:13:23 PM
i212.photobucket.com

She's the best looking first lady in a long time, possibly ever.
 
2013-02-05 12:15:57 PM
www.popcrunch.com

Obama knows a nice butt when he sees one
 
2013-02-05 12:20:54 PM
I'll admit it - The First Lady is extremely attractive. I'd show her my caucus.

It's grassroots, so size don't matter!
 
2013-02-05 12:22:02 PM
s8.postimage.org
 
2013-02-05 12:31:11 PM

SnarfVader: She's the best looking first lady in a long time, possibly ever.




Best looking American First Lady. And the only real competition she would have would be Jackie-O
 
2013-02-05 12:31:19 PM
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has repeatedly called her Michelle "My Butt" Obama.

I don't get it.
 
2013-02-05 12:38:04 PM
You know, Hillary was kind of cute back in the day

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2013-02-05 12:40:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SnarfVader: She's the best looking first lady in a long time, possibly ever.

Best looking American First Lady. And the only real competition she would have would be Jackie-O


Very true. I think Michelle has her beat just because of Michelle's fitness.

/Need pics of non-American First Ladies to truly make up my mind, though.
 
2013-02-05 12:47:18 PM

SnarfVader: /Need pics of non-American First Ladies to truly make up my mind, though


First ladies of Nato

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They wont have a calendar any time soon. Michelle may or may not be the most attractive but I bet she could whoop their arses.
 
2013-02-05 12:50:40 PM

sigdiamond2000: Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has repeatedly called her Michelle "My Butt" Obama.

I don't get it.


It's conservative humor.  You're not really supposed to 'get it.'  If you do, then you need to start worrying.
 
2013-02-05 12:55:16 PM

SnarfVader: /Need pics of non-American First Ladies to truly make up my mind, though.


img13.imageshack.us

dated 2010

United Kingdom: Samantha Cameron
France: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
United States: Michelle Obama
Germany: Bettina Wulff
Mexico: Margarita Zavala
Jordan: Queen Rania
Spain: Sonsoles Espinosa
Cameroon: Chantal Biya
Michelle isn't a supermodel second wife, but she holds up well on the international circuit.
 
2013-02-05 12:57:56 PM

sigdiamond2000: Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has repeatedly called her Michelle "My Butt" Obama.

I don't get it.


You see, Limbaugh is an asshole.
 
2013-02-05 12:58:04 PM
I don't particularly care for her looks.
 
2013-02-05 12:58:51 PM
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-02-05 12:58:51 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-05 12:59:02 PM
Who cares?
 
2013-02-05 01:00:42 PM
Fat is simply an unimaginative default insult for a female.  Gay is the male equivalent.  You can be certain that if someone is insulting you by calling you gay, that they don't really have much else to go on.

They call her fat because they don't like her.  It's not really because she's fat.
 
2013-02-05 01:01:26 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Probably queer.


High school football coach. "Probably" has nothing to do with it.
 
2013-02-05 01:01:44 PM
The haters are just mad that Newt didn't get elected.
 
2013-02-05 01:02:12 PM
images.sodahead.com

I'd cross party lines for that.

"Here George, go play with this bag of pretzels. Me n' the librarian are gonna be busy for a while."
 
2013-02-05 01:03:31 PM

SnarfVader: [i212.photobucket.com image 500x333]

She's the best looking first lady in a long time, possibly ever.


Agreed. I think she's very attractive.
 
2013-02-05 01:04:00 PM
I don't know, it just seems wrong commenting on the first lady's butt.

From what I can tell, this article is based on a teacher's comments secretly recorded by a student, some crap Limbaugh spews and a comment a Wisconsin Republican made about her butt. The teacher and politician seem to have apologized.

So, what it comes down to, is Washington Post Style writer Krissah Thompson wanted to write about Michelle Obama's butt. And she did. Krissah, you are the creepy one obsessed with that thing.
 
2013-02-05 01:04:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SnarfVader: /Need pics of non-American First Ladies to truly make up my mind, though.

[img13.imageshack.us image 548x440]

dated 2010

United Kingdom: Samantha Cameron
France: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
United States: Michelle Obama
Germany: Bettina Wulff
Mexico: Margarita Zavala
Jordan: Queen Rania
Spain: Sonsoles Espinosa
Cameroon: Chantal Biya
Michelle isn't a supermodel second wife, but she holds up well on the international circuit.


First Queen Noor and now Queen Rania. Man those kings in Jordan know how to pick them. I see that there's a first lady listed for Germany. What's that about?
 
2013-02-05 01:05:14 PM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com

Oh. Mah. God. Becky, look at her butt.
It is SO. BIG.
She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

 
2013-02-05 01:05:40 PM
If I had to guess, I'd say Michelle Obama weighs in neighborhood of 140-155 pounds. but isn't she like 6' tall?  She's a tall woman and I'd say that weight is probably just about right for a woman that tall.
 
2013-02-05 01:06:17 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Who cares?


we do. now leave us to our fun


Do queens count as first ladies. If so Michelle doesn't have a chance in Jordan
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my word she is stunning.
 
2013-02-05 01:06:18 PM

Cletus C.: I don't know, it just seems wrong commenting on the first lady's butt.

From what I can tell, this article is based on a teacher's comments secretly recorded by a student, some crap Limbaugh spews and a comment a Wisconsin Republican made about her butt. The teacher and politician seem to have apologized.

So, what it comes down to, is Washington Post Style writer Krissah Thompson wanted to write about Michelle Obama's butt. And she did. Krissah, you are the creepy one obsessed with that thing.


Both cheeks are bad, so vote Rebuttlican
 
2013-02-05 01:07:01 PM
What's funny about those Alabama racists is their forefathers considered black women to be animals, but they couldn't stop farking them.

Keep an eye out for nervous horses when you're down there.
 
2013-02-05 01:08:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You know, Hillary was kind of cute back in the day

[img845.imageshack.us image 399x600]


So was Laura Bush. The thing about first ladies is that they're usually getting up there in years before they really enter the spotlight. Picture most modern first ladies, and what you see in your mind is someone who looks an awful lot like your grandma. That was another thing that Jackie O had going for her. Had she been in her 50's or 60's when JFK took office, she probably wouldn't be considered at all remarkable in terms of looks (compared to other first ladies).

Here's Laura in her youth. Maybe not stunning, but still a nice looking gal.

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2013-02-05 01:08:25 PM

Cletus C.: I don't know, it just seems wrong commenting on the first lady's butt.

From what I can tell, this article is based on a teacher's comments secretly recorded by a student, some crap Limbaugh spews and a comment a Wisconsin Republican made about her butt. The teacher and politician seem to have apologized.

So, what it comes down to, is Washington Post Style writer Krissah Thompson wanted to write about Michelle Obama's butt. And she did. Krissah, you are the creepy one obsessed with that thing.


Shoot the messenger is the correct response, good work.
 
2013-02-05 01:09:35 PM

Cletus C.: I don't know, it just seems wrong commenting on the first lady's butt.

From what I can tell, this article is based on a teacher's comments secretly recorded by a student, some crap Limbaugh spews and a comment a Wisconsin Republican made about her butt. The teacher and politician seem to have apologized.

So, what it comes down to, is Washington Post Style writer Krissah Thompson wanted to write about Michelle Obama's butt. And she did. Krissah, you are the creepy one obsessed with that thing.


Sounds like the libs are the REAL buttists.
 
2013-02-05 01:09:42 PM
Republicans reflexively look at everyone's butts because their own hurt so much.

/best part: FOREVER
 
2013-02-05 01:11:06 PM
media.giantbomb.com

Your opinion of a person's politics is a nearly foolproof indicator of how you feel about their appearance, their sexual orientation, or their worth as a human being.
 
2013-02-05 01:12:31 PM
img24.imageshack.us

Syria??

What is up with the Middle East?

Dang they can pick 'em
 
2013-02-05 01:12:41 PM

mod3072: Here's Laura in her youth. Maybe not stunning, but still a nice looking gal.


I heard she was definitely smashing as a young lady.
 
2013-02-05 01:14:53 PM

Carn: Cletus C.: I don't know, it just seems wrong commenting on the first lady's butt.

From what I can tell, this article is based on a teacher's comments secretly recorded by a student, some crap Limbaugh spews and a comment a Wisconsin Republican made about her butt. The teacher and politician seem to have apologized.

So, what it comes down to, is Washington Post Style writer Krissah Thompson wanted to write about Michelle Obama's butt. And she did. Krissah, you are the creepy one obsessed with that thing.

Shoot the messenger is the correct response, good work.


When she creates the message - or pulls it out of her butt you might say - yes.
 
2013-02-05 01:22:57 PM
Lemme throw my hat in with "among First Lady Obama's fine qualities is her attractiveness."

/Least piggish way I could say it.
//She's also comes across as very smart, motivated, and compassionate.
 
2013-02-05 01:26:29 PM
"Fat butt Michelle Obama," said Bob Grisham, a high school football coach who was surreptitiously recorded by one of his students. "Look at her. She looks like she weighs 185 or 190. She's overweight."

This man is obviously blind, because he's never seen what a truly overweight American woman looks like.
Personally, I'm not usually that attracted to African-American women; but Michelle Obama? I'd pee in her butt.
 
2013-02-05 01:28:51 PM

amindtat: mod3072: Here's Laura in her youth. Maybe not stunning, but still a nice looking gal.

I heard she was definitely smashing as a young lady.


You know, the Obamas get a free pass from the press.  It's like the lamestream media goes out of their way to cover up for them.

Like some First Lady whose name I won't mention.  *koff* *koff*  Nobody talks about her grim secret: that she ran a stop sign and killed a white high school student.  She admitted she wasn't paying attention because she was chatting with her passenger (maybe about skrimps?) She wasn't charged, some say because of her family's political connections.  She never apologized to the murdered boy's parents.  She didn't even attend the funeral.

She even tried to blame the car the kid was driving - a Corvair - calling it "unsafe at any speed."

WTF is her problem?
 
2013-02-05 01:31:59 PM

timswar: Lemme throw my hat in with "among First Lady Obama's fine qualities is her attractiveness."

/Least piggish way I could say it.
//She's also comes across as very smart, motivated, and compassionate.


All of which are reasons why Republicans dislike her.
 
2013-02-05 01:32:35 PM
seoulbeats.com
 
2013-02-05 01:33:05 PM

Parthenogenetic: amindtat: mod3072: Here's Laura in her youth. Maybe not stunning, but still a nice looking gal.

I heard she was definitely smashing as a young lady.

You know, the Obamas get a free pass from the press.  It's like the lamestream media goes out of their way to cover up for them.

Like some First Lady whose name I won't mention.  *koff* *koff*  Nobody talks about her grim secret: that she ran a stop sign and killed a white high school student.  She admitted she wasn't paying attention because she was chatting with her passenger (maybe about skrimps?) She wasn't charged, some say because of her family's political connections.  She never apologized to the murdered boy's parents.  She didn't even attend the funeral.

She even tried to blame the car the kid was driving - a Corvair - calling it "unsafe at any speed."

WTF is her problem?


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2013-02-05 01:33:57 PM

Cletus C.: Carn: Cletus C.: I don't know, it just seems wrong commenting on the first lady's butt.

From what I can tell, this article is based on a teacher's comments secretly recorded by a student, some crap Limbaugh spews and a comment a Wisconsin Republican made about her butt. The teacher and politician seem to have apologized.

So, what it comes down to, is Washington Post Style writer Krissah Thompson wanted to write about Michelle Obama's butt. And she did. Krissah, you are the creepy one obsessed with that thing.

Shoot the messenger is the correct response, good work.

When she creates the message - or pulls it out of her butt you might say - yes.


So you would argue that the words that these people said, were actually not the words that they said.  What other differences are there in your universe that would be interesting to us uni-dimensional beings?  Are you stuck here or can you go back and forth between realities?
 
2013-02-05 01:37:42 PM
Michelle looks good.
 
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