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(Big 1059)   Wrapping 30lbs of weed in "Happy Birthday" wrapping paper will not prevent the police dog from wanting to open it   (big1059.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, I-80, traffic stops, Nebraska State Patrol  
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2013-02-05 11:06:23 AM
Damn so thats where my birthday present went. Some birthday this is turning out to be.
 
2013-02-05 11:06:44 AM
Dogs have birthdays too, you know.

He wants you to know, next year he'd rather have a steak.
 
2013-02-05 11:08:34 AM
What a proper birthday weed gift *may* look like.
 content.wheresweed.com
/omg I *want* that.
 
2013-02-05 11:12:09 AM
Should have used Christmas paper with one of those "Do not open" stickers
 
2013-02-05 11:15:07 AM
intent to deliver

That's not fail, maybe he was taking it home.
 
2013-02-05 11:15:50 AM
fair, not fail - it's earrly
 
2013-02-05 11:16:50 AM

Glancing Blow: intent to deliver

That's not fail, maybe he was taking it home.


Yeah,. check his license, maybe it was *his* birthday.
 
2013-02-05 11:17:50 AM
Something about this one made me lol.  Nice work.
 
2013-02-05 11:24:12 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
F**k you, nosy narc dog
And the state trooper, too!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫


So I arranged my daughter's birthday party and my weekly "non-liquid refreshment" order at the same time.
She swings away at the pinata and breaks the thing in half on the third stroke.
Next thing I know, three ounces of face-peeler is raining down everywhere and I'm getting the stink-eye from Christina!
It's herbal medicine, woman! Relax!
 
2013-02-05 11:27:16 AM
Long ago, I once sent myself a couple sticks of hash in the mail and it was delivered. Probably could have smoked the envelope.

/LONG ago
//Hi DEA!
 
2013-02-05 11:32:04 AM
"stopped an eastbound car for following to close"

Amazing how nervous these mules get when they see a cop.  Just be cool, don't speed, and DON'T FOLLOW TO CLOSE!!!!
 
2013-02-05 11:32:19 AM
The Nebraska State Patrol says around noon Saturday a trooper stopped an eastbound car for following to close near the Greenwood exit on I-80.

Well there's your problem.  Going eastbound is probable cause to stop for drugs.  Westbound is probable cause for drug money.
 
2013-02-05 11:34:29 AM

lewismarktwo: The Nebraska State Patrol says around noon Saturday a trooper stopped an eastbound car for following to close near the Greenwood exit on I-80.

Well there's your problem.  Going eastbound is probable cause to stop for drugs.  Westbound is probable cause for drug money.


Sounds like they're better off stopping the westbound cars then.  They get to keep the money.

/as "evidence"
 
2013-02-05 11:40:58 AM

Arkanaut: lewismarktwo: The Nebraska State Patrol says around noon Saturday a trooper stopped an eastbound car for following to close near the Greenwood exit on I-80.

Well there's your problem.  Going eastbound is probable cause to stop for drugs.  Westbound is probable cause for drug money.

Sounds like they're better off stopping the westbound cars then.  They get to keep the money.

/as "evidence"


Oh they do. And how. But you've got to get some drugs SOMEtime or else it becomes too obvious.
 
2013-02-05 12:12:38 PM
i26.photobucket.com
Thast why I put mine in jars. Dogs don't have thumbs to open lids

/lid
 
2013-02-05 12:50:04 PM
Darn, I wish I had a doobie.
 
2013-02-05 01:37:10 PM
I'm as anti.farkhate.cop brigade as anyone. But c'mon, if YOU looked in the trunk and seen 30lbs of birthday gifts wouldnt YOU be a bit suspicious? How many Red Lobster/Olive Garden $20 gift certificates = 30lbs?
 
2013-02-05 05:08:03 PM
You can open that bag dog, its not your birthday!
 
2013-02-05 06:38:05 PM

namegoeshere: Dogs have birthdays too, you know.

He wants you to know, next year he'd rather have a steak.


that's cause he's just hungry from the weed
dogs don't want shiat
 
2013-02-05 09:24:04 PM

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x240]
Thast why I put mine in jars. Dogs don't have thumbs to open lids

/lid


I live at an altitude of 7,600+ft above sea level.
Those jars seal when you come down the mountain.
 
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