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2013-02-05 09:57:47 AM
Any hot one on one female cop action?!

love me a female in uniform
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 10:03:43 AM
If it wasn't Miami I would say WTF?  It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.
 
2013-02-05 10:11:22 AM
img831.imageshack.us

what a hot female cop looks like
 
2013-02-05 10:53:24 AM
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2013-02-05 10:56:23 AM
It's considered one of the worst incidents of delinquency in the department's history

Nope,  https://www.ncjrs.gov/App/publications/Abstract.aspx?id=193782

"In the late 1980's, nearly 10 percent of the entire Miami Police Department (Florida) was suspended or fired after a drug-related scandal"

Which was cops smuggling heroin.
 
2013-02-05 11:51:48 AM
Norbert?
 
2013-02-05 11:53:58 AM
Nordberg, perhaps?
 
2013-02-05 11:56:35 AM

BunkoSquad: Norbert?


I guess

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-02-05 11:57:21 AM
But remember..one bad cop blahblahblah
 
2013-02-05 11:58:39 AM
We obviously need a Federal Bureau of Police Squad.
 
2013-02-05 11:58:41 AM
Norbert the Narc! (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)

The Freak Brothers is most educational literature I have ever discovered in life.  At age 12, taught me everything I need to survive in our confusing and dangerous modern times..
 
2013-02-05 11:59:26 AM

Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?


Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-02-05 11:59:36 AM
That is one hell of a make-out session!
 
2013-02-05 11:59:37 AM
And as a bonus, the article says they're fighting to keep their jobs.
 
2013-02-05 11:59:57 AM
..another day, another bad cop story.

"But it's just an isolated incident"
"It's just a tiny minority of cops"
"most cops are honest, hard working heroes"


Yeah. Right.
 
2013-02-05 12:00:26 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-02-05 12:01:36 PM

vpb: It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you live in a safe neighborhood.
 
2013-02-05 12:01:44 PM

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?

Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.


Cigarette?
Yes, I know.
Ah..well....

/just finished watching that on YouTube with the kids.
//when I got there, my boss was already on the scene
 
2013-02-05 12:01:59 PM
Entire police squad caught on tape falsifying records and failing to report to 911 calls while going for coffee and making out with their girlfriends.

And yet, in a court of law, their word means more than yours and can deprive you of your freedom.

I think the time (and technology) is here and all cops should be required to wear recording devices while on duty.
 
2013-02-05 12:02:20 PM

New Age Redneck: [i2.listal.com image 600x336]


Ha!  I was going to go with that exact pic but then I realized subby's blatant mistake and went for Nordberg.
 
2013-02-05 12:02:26 PM
Back in the day, Argosy magazine had an artist that did a series of "Suspicians Confirmed" cartoons.
Anybody remember his name?
 
2013-02-05 12:02:55 PM
so anyways
 
2013-02-05 12:03:04 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-05 12:03:33 PM

dragonchild: vpb: It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you live in a safe neighborhood.


Living in a safe area does have some advantages.

Chief among them... safety.
 
2013-02-05 12:04:29 PM
Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.
 
2013-02-05 12:04:34 PM
With police protection like this, why would anyone want to arm themself?
 
2013-02-05 12:05:04 PM

dragonchild: vpb: It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you live in a safe neighborhood.


I'm going a bit further and assume we have a young, white, urban, schooled and nannied individual in a safe neighborhood.
/growing up is gonna be a real awakening
 
2013-02-05 12:05:16 PM
Cops who don't show up to 9-1-1 calls are 100% less likely to shoot your dog because it's barking.
 
2013-02-05 12:06:05 PM

Satanic_Hamster: And as a bonus, the article says they're fighting lying like dogs to keep their jobs.


FTFY
 
2013-02-05 12:06:07 PM
Our first responder heros in action! Never Forget!
 
2013-02-05 12:07:01 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: With police protection like this, why would anyone want to arm themself?


Obviously to hunt squirrels and the King's Deer.
 
2013-02-05 12:07:47 PM
flavaflav911joke.gif
 
2013-02-05 12:08:21 PM
You got something on your face.
No...other side.
*half of a banana falls on desk...thud*
 
2013-02-05 12:09:46 PM
And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!

*pow pweew!* *bang bang*
 
2013-02-05 12:10:11 PM
The two comments below the article are like "A good reason to keep your guns", wtf?  The cops are running errands, not like your guns are needed.
 
2013-02-05 12:10:33 PM
Who wants to fund my project of using drones to document police activity in/near Dallas?

begun, the Drone Wars have
 
2013-02-05 12:11:34 PM
Whatcha gonna do when the Feds outlaw civilian drones?
Count with me 10, 9, 8
 
2013-02-05 12:11:39 PM
"Let's say the cops were falsifying reports."
"Ok.."
(in unison) "The cops were falsifying reports"
"Now, let's say they got caught on camera."
"Ok...."
(in unison) "They got caught on camera."
 
2013-02-05 12:13:49 PM
simpsonswiki.net

You've got the wrong number. This is 912.
 
2013-02-05 12:14:38 PM
Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?
 
2013-02-05 12:19:02 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.


And...you are not on the clock while posting to fark I hope?
 
2013-02-05 12:19:13 PM
As a first responder, I would think that ignoring a 911 call for a 5 month old child would be a criminal offense.
 
2013-02-05 12:20:04 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


They were afraid you'd turn them in, duh.
 
2013-02-05 12:22:15 PM
There is a positive to take away from this.

The department's Internal Affairs Division did their job very well in securing indisputable evidence to bust these bad cops and hopefully sending a clear message to other unethical LEOs.

In addition, it looks like they took the proactive approach by releasing the videos to the media as an act of transparency.

It always softens the blow when you clean up your own house and are first to notify the world about it.
 
2013-02-05 12:25:15 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


Be glad, Be very glad. This is no place for a human.
Maybe you do not fit the sociopathic freeloading hypocritical job description.
 
2013-02-05 12:25:27 PM
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We tol y'all!
 
2013-02-05 12:27:07 PM

Beerguy: There is a positive to take away from this.

The department's Internal Affairs Division did their job very well in securing indisputable evidence to bust these bad cops and hopefully sending a clear message to other unethical LEOs.

In addition, it looks like they took the proactive approach by releasing the videos to the media as an act of transparency.

It always softens the blow when you clean up your own house and are first to notify the world about it.


Make me wonder, if these are the "outs" getting cut loose, how much worse are the "keepers".

/not a cop basher, my best friend was a cop, and these are Not Cops.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:26 PM
There go those 99% making that 1% look bad.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:41 PM

Satanic_Hamster: And as a bonus, the article says they're fighting to keep their jobs.


If you were paid to loaf, run errands, carry a gun legally, have the court take your word over anyone else's, and make out with your girlfriend (pretend you have one, for this), wouldn't you fight to keep that job?
 
2013-02-05 12:30:19 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


Did you try offering them some heroin?
 
2013-02-05 12:31:24 PM

J-stroy: Norbert the Narc! (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)

The Freak Brothers is most educational literature I have ever discovered in life.  At age 12, taught me everything I need to survive in our confusing and dangerous modern times..


Drinking Beer and smoking weed is like pissing in the wind.
 
2013-02-05 12:34:34 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: With police protection like this, why would anyone want to arm themself?


inkscapetutorials.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-05 12:34:51 PM
Nordberg, Subby... Nordberg.

And here's why he's unavailable.

media3.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-02-05 12:35:12 PM

vudukungfu: J-stroy: Norbert the Narc! (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)

The Freak Brothers is most educational literature I have ever discovered in life.  At age 12, taught me everything I need to survive in our confusing and dangerous modern times..

Drinking Beer and smoking weed is like pissing in the wind.


INTO, the word is into the wind.
Small, but important lesson.
You just don't get the same effect pissing with the wind.
 
2013-02-05 12:42:49 PM

Citrate1007: As a first responder, I would think that ignoring a 911 call for a 5 month old child an unborn fetus would be a criminal offense.


After he's born - not so much.
 
2013-02-05 12:48:25 PM
When seconds count, the police are only donuts away.
 
2013-02-05 12:52:56 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


Don't be too upset about it.  Florida is a pit with low hiring standards.
My former roommate (<------ read:  Uberbiatch) was working in Wisconsin in a law enforcement job.  She was always one step from being booted out for pure stupidity.  Add to it that most people knew she was getting her weekly supply of coke from the married guy she was screwing.

Zoom ahead to her application to the Florida Highway Patrol.  She's a valued employee there now.

If you speak Spanish and nothing major on your background (felony, etc), there are plenty of depts (not in Florida) that would hire you.
 
2013-02-05 12:55:40 PM
And yet these are the same people gun control idiots want to be the only ones who have the guns?
I feel safer already.
 
2013-02-05 12:57:24 PM

occamswrist: Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.

And...you are not on the clock while posting to fark I hope?



Unlike all the computer geeks and office jockeys who are wasting most of the day on here right now?
 
2013-02-05 01:02:02 PM

Citrate1007: As a first responder, I would think that ignoring a 911 call for a 5 month old child would be a criminal offense.


Falsifying public/police records as well. Where is the DA? Playing cards with the cops?
 
2013-02-05 01:07:45 PM

LeroyBourne: You got something on your face.
No...other side.
*half of a banana falls on desk...thud*


media.avclub.com
 
2013-02-05 01:08:51 PM
Mother of God, you guys are slow.
www.voodoohash.com
 
2013-02-05 01:11:35 PM
Sounds like several of the one bad apples got together.
 
2013-02-05 01:15:19 PM

hutchkc: Sounds like several of the one bad apples got together.


Bad crop?
 
2013-02-05 01:16:11 PM
I remember reading somewhere that police departments shy away from bright applicants and overachievers. Their reasoning behind that is that the applicant would get too bored and quit after the department spent quite a bit of money on the training. Well, that is what they said the reasoning was. So I guess they are comfortable with middle to low IQ cops. After 54 years on this rock, I have yet to run into a bright local LEO. Some may have been pleasant, but zero very smart. Most were cocky liars with outlandish stories.
 
2013-02-05 01:17:38 PM
I should think the unions would want harsh punishments, too - after all, stories like this take down opinions of cops across the nation, not just in FL.

Unless...no...

Could it be that policemens' unions are only in it to save their phony-baloney jobs?

// in favor of the union, but not as a roadblock against getting rid of bad cops
// same feeling about teachers, actually
 
2013-02-05 01:23:58 PM

tukatz: occamswrist: Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.

And...you are not on the clock while posting to fark I hope?


Unlike all the computer geeks and office jockeys who are wasting most of the day on here right now?


To be fair, nobody is trying to get the computer geeks and office jockeys to show up at crime scenes...
 
2013-02-05 01:33:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like


I see you and raise you:

www.cosplayisland.co.uk
 
2013-02-05 01:43:29 PM
Dr Dreidel


I should think the unions would want harsh punishments, too - after all, stories like this take down opinions of cops across the nation, not just in FL.

If police unions purged their criminal members, it would be a union of 1. That female cop out in CA(iirc) who was fired for stopping a fellow cop from beating a man to death.
 
2013-02-05 01:50:56 PM

99.998er: I remember reading somewhere that police departments shy away from bright applicants and overachievers. Their reasoning behind that is that the applicant would get too bored and quit after the department spent quite a bit of money on the training. Well, that is what they said the reasoning was. So I guess they are comfortable with middle to low IQ cops. After 54 years on this rock, I have yet to run into a bright local LEO. Some may have been pleasant, but zero very smart. Most were cocky liars with outlandish stories.


When DHS started it's pantswetting in 2011, they started by staffing the TSA with highly qualified, mentaly stable, educated, and experiaenced individuals from a huge applicant base. We spent $55K( Fifty Five Farking Thousand Dollars) per applicant just testing, hiring and training each and every one.
In six months on the job, 37% of them quit.
Now TSA hires from TV and pizza boxes.
You do the math.
 
2013-02-05 01:51:37 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like

I see you and raise you:

[www.cosplayisland.co.uk image 512x768]


Call.

img.diytrade.com
 
2013-02-05 01:52:11 PM
And, just like the Cuban Missle Crisis, you have no idea how close they were to arming the TSA.
Sleep tight.
 
2013-02-05 02:25:58 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's considered one of the worst incidents of delinquency in the department's history

Nope,  https://www.ncjrs.gov/App/publications/Abstract.aspx?id=193782

"In the late 1980's, nearly 10 percent of the entire Miami Police Department (Florida) was suspended or fired after a drug-related scandal"

Which was cops smuggling heroin.


Which was City of Miami, not the County. I hate slug cops. I happily hump calls all night without a complaint, I like being busy at work. What really gets frustrating is the guys like this who sit on a call for longer than they have to and duck calls because they don't want to write a report. I couldn't tell you how many times I've left food that was just served or just thrown money at a store clerk for a bottle of water as I ran out to my car for an emergency call and I've only been on for 4 years. These kinds of officers are more than just slackers, they're an officer safety hazard. They get other officers hurt.

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


Hate to tell you this, buddy. But it's not them, it's you. Standards for hiring are kind of low right now; some departments aren't even paying incentive for college degrees. Departments in South Florida are mainly hiring certified applicants, meaning you paid your way through the academy so they don't have to. I was lucky to get hired and put through the academy by my department.

Some of the rookies we have coming in shouldn't have been hired. I know of one rookie down here who was fired while still on FTO for doing traffic stops off-duty in his personal vehicle. I once had to transport a drunk who had been an independent at the academy in the class behind mine and for no reason he kicked out my window; I wasn't even the officer who arrested him. Do you think that these guys should be a cops?

You can be super-applicant, but if you can't do the interview, if you have some kind of record, if you mess up the psych exam, fail the polygraph, or just rub the background investigator the wrong way; you won't get picked up. By all means, keep trying to get hired; just be ready to accept that it just might not happen.
 
2013-02-05 03:00:35 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.


I've had you favorited for a long time. Posts like this only reinforce that I was correct. We may argue in the future, but I wish more all police were like you. I'd be honored to be busted by an honest hard-working cop. Also, props for Dog Man. He seems to get it.
 
2013-02-05 03:04:08 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.

I've had you favorited for a long time. Posts like this only reinforce that I was correct. We may argue in the future, but I wish more all police were like you. I'd be honored to be busted by an honest hard-working cop. Also, props for Dog Man. He seems to get it.


One page one of the Human Resources Hiring Manual, Rule One is never hire anyone better than you.
 
2013-02-05 03:19:51 PM
v001o.popscreen.com
 
2013-02-05 03:38:19 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


You scored far higher than they did.
 
2013-02-05 03:41:50 PM

blatz514: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like

I see you and raise you:

[www.cosplayisland.co.uk image 512x768]

Call.

[img.diytrade.com image 285x400]


Just for giggles, how about an extremely hot male cop?
www.writeups.org
 
2013-02-05 03:52:44 PM

MBooda: blatz514: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like

I see you and raise you:

[www.cosplayisland.co.uk image 512x768]

Call.

[img.diytrade.com image 285x400]

Just for giggles, how about an extremely hot male cop?
[www.writeups.org image 600x450]


Ha!  You win the hand.
 
2013-02-05 04:23:57 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: With police protection like this, why would anyone want to arm themself?


http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405297020422620457659916140573 5 224.html

No paywall for the video. Or if you get to the article through google.
 
2013-02-05 04:26:32 PM
MBooda:  Just for giggles, how about an extremely hot male cop?
[www.writeups.org image 600x450]


Yeah, but in the end he went to pieces and couldn't hold himself together. Failing to complete his assigned task, he was terminated.
 
2013-02-05 04:27:05 PM

Dog Man: Because People in power are Stupid: It's considered one of the worst incidents of delinquency in the department's history

Nope,  https://www.ncjrs.gov/App/publications/Abstract.aspx?id=193782

"In the late 1980's, nearly 10 percent of the entire Miami Police Department (Florida) was suspended or fired after a drug-related scandal"

Which was cops smuggling heroin.

Which was City of Miami, not the County. I hate slug cops. I happily hump calls all night without a complaint, I like being busy at work. What really gets frustrating is the guys like this who sit on a call for longer than they have to and duck calls because they don't want to write a report. I couldn't tell you how many times I've left food that was just served or just thrown money at a store clerk for a bottle of water as I ran out to my car for an emergency call and I've only been on for 4 years. These kinds of officers are more than just slackers, they're an officer safety hazard. They get other officers hurt.

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?

Hate to tell you this, buddy. But it's not them, it's you. Standards for hiring are kind of low right now; some departments aren't even paying incentive for college degrees. Departments in South Florida are mainly hiring certified applicants, meaning you paid your way through the academy so they don't have to. I was lucky to get hired and put through the academy by my department.

Some of the rookies we have coming in shouldn't have been hired. I know of one rookie down here who was fired while still on FTO for doing traffic stops off-duty in his personal vehicle. I once had to transport a drunk who had been an independent at the academy in the class behind mine and for ...


The problem is, I have a full time job, and I can't afford to pay my way through the academy. I have no background of criminal behavior, no drug problems.

I'm a white, fully functional male who works hard to get ahead, and it's just not happening. I'm not a racist by any means, but I feel that being white is a disadvantage for jobs.
 
2013-02-05 05:05:56 PM
SkeletorUpInHere: but I feel that being white is a disadvantage for jobs

Maybe that comes across in your interviews. I wouldn't hire a white guy who thinks he is a world class candidate who works really hard to get ahead etc etc Who ultimately seems to throw his hands in the air and say racism is holding back.

Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are.
 
2013-02-05 05:12:37 PM

kindms: SkeletorUpInHere: but I feel that being white is a disadvantage for jobs

Maybe that comes across in your interviews. I wouldn't hire a white guy who thinks he is a world class candidate who works really hard to get ahead etc etc Who ultimately seems to throw his hands in the air and say racism is holding back.

Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are.

I have taken many public speaking classes in college and grad school. Managed for multiple companies. I have given speeches in front of hundreds of people, dozens of times. I know the interview process.What would you say if I said I was told by my buddy who works for the same force that I went to an interview on, that I didn't get the job because they are looking for more minority candidates.

I understand different firms have to be diverse, and I think that's a good thing, but as a candidate, you don't always want to hear that's the reason.

 
2013-02-05 05:28:35 PM
I'll raise you a Jenya Lano (Inspector Sheridan, Charmed)

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2013-02-05 05:33:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like


I'd like to see an open mouth smile to check her hotness level.
 
2013-02-05 05:56:29 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.


As a LEO, I second that emotion. I'm guessing the other cops that had to handle their workload were the ones who got Internal Affairs on the case. If so, good for them.
 
2013-02-05 09:14:32 PM
No comment from the officers - who are should be fighting to get their jobs back for air.
 
2013-02-05 09:20:10 PM

NameDot: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like

I'd like to see an open mouth smile to check her hotness level.


What are you, A dentist? If she has gums, she's good to go.
 
2013-02-05 09:36:23 PM

vudukungfu: NameDot: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img831.imageshack.us image 468x583]

what a hot female cop looks like

I'd like to see an open mouth smile to check her hotness level.

What are you, A dentist? If she has gums, she's good to go.


But she doesn't have a flat head, so I can set my beer down.
 
2013-02-06 12:52:56 AM

J-stroy: Norbert the Narc! (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)

The Freak Brothers is most educational literature I have ever discovered in life.  At age 12, taught me everything I need to survive in our confusing and dangerous modern times..


Indeed. Plus Fat Freddie's Cat rocks.
 
2013-02-06 03:56:49 AM
Meanwhile, gov't still wants to take ur guns

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2013-02-06 10:37:53 AM
The grammar in that article made my head hurt.
 
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