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(610 WIOD)   Entire police squad caught on tape falsifying records and failing to report to 911 calls while going for coffee and making out with their girlfriends. Norbert unavailable for comment   (610wiod.com) divider line 93
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2013-02-05 09:57:47 AM
Any hot one on one female cop action?!

love me a female in uniform
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 10:03:43 AM
If it wasn't Miami I would say WTF?  It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.
 
2013-02-05 10:11:22 AM
img831.imageshack.us

what a hot female cop looks like
 
2013-02-05 10:53:24 AM
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2013-02-05 10:56:23 AM
It's considered one of the worst incidents of delinquency in the department's history

Nope,  https://www.ncjrs.gov/App/publications/Abstract.aspx?id=193782

"In the late 1980's, nearly 10 percent of the entire Miami Police Department (Florida) was suspended or fired after a drug-related scandal"

Which was cops smuggling heroin.
 
2013-02-05 11:51:48 AM
Norbert?
 
2013-02-05 11:53:58 AM
Nordberg, perhaps?
 
2013-02-05 11:56:35 AM

BunkoSquad: Norbert?


I guess

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-02-05 11:57:21 AM
But remember..one bad cop blahblahblah
 
2013-02-05 11:58:39 AM
We obviously need a Federal Bureau of Police Squad.
 
2013-02-05 11:58:41 AM
Norbert the Narc! (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)

The Freak Brothers is most educational literature I have ever discovered in life.  At age 12, taught me everything I need to survive in our confusing and dangerous modern times..
 
2013-02-05 11:59:26 AM

Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?


Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-02-05 11:59:36 AM
That is one hell of a make-out session!
 
2013-02-05 11:59:37 AM
And as a bonus, the article says they're fighting to keep their jobs.
 
2013-02-05 11:59:57 AM
..another day, another bad cop story.

"But it's just an isolated incident"
"It's just a tiny minority of cops"
"most cops are honest, hard working heroes"


Yeah. Right.
 
2013-02-05 12:00:26 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-02-05 12:01:36 PM

vpb: It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you live in a safe neighborhood.
 
2013-02-05 12:01:44 PM

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?

Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.


Cigarette?
Yes, I know.
Ah..well....

/just finished watching that on YouTube with the kids.
//when I got there, my boss was already on the scene
 
2013-02-05 12:01:59 PM
Entire police squad caught on tape falsifying records and failing to report to 911 calls while going for coffee and making out with their girlfriends.

And yet, in a court of law, their word means more than yours and can deprive you of your freedom.

I think the time (and technology) is here and all cops should be required to wear recording devices while on duty.
 
2013-02-05 12:02:20 PM

New Age Redneck: [i2.listal.com image 600x336]


Ha!  I was going to go with that exact pic but then I realized subby's blatant mistake and went for Nordberg.
 
2013-02-05 12:02:26 PM
Back in the day, Argosy magazine had an artist that did a series of "Suspicians Confirmed" cartoons.
Anybody remember his name?
 
2013-02-05 12:02:55 PM
so anyways
 
2013-02-05 12:03:04 PM
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2013-02-05 12:03:33 PM

dragonchild: vpb: It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you live in a safe neighborhood.


Living in a safe area does have some advantages.

Chief among them... safety.
 
2013-02-05 12:04:29 PM
Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.
 
2013-02-05 12:04:34 PM
With police protection like this, why would anyone want to arm themself?
 
2013-02-05 12:05:04 PM

dragonchild: vpb: It's not like people won't notice if you don't show up for a 911 call.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you live in a safe neighborhood.


I'm going a bit further and assume we have a young, white, urban, schooled and nannied individual in a safe neighborhood.
/growing up is gonna be a real awakening
 
2013-02-05 12:05:16 PM
Cops who don't show up to 9-1-1 calls are 100% less likely to shoot your dog because it's barking.
 
2013-02-05 12:06:05 PM

Satanic_Hamster: And as a bonus, the article says they're fighting lying like dogs to keep their jobs.


FTFY
 
2013-02-05 12:06:07 PM
Our first responder heros in action! Never Forget!
 
2013-02-05 12:07:01 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: With police protection like this, why would anyone want to arm themself?


Obviously to hunt squirrels and the King's Deer.
 
2013-02-05 12:07:47 PM
flavaflav911joke.gif
 
2013-02-05 12:08:21 PM
You got something on your face.
No...other side.
*half of a banana falls on desk...thud*
 
2013-02-05 12:09:46 PM
And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!

*pow pweew!* *bang bang*
 
2013-02-05 12:10:11 PM
The two comments below the article are like "A good reason to keep your guns", wtf?  The cops are running errands, not like your guns are needed.
 
2013-02-05 12:10:33 PM
Who wants to fund my project of using drones to document police activity in/near Dallas?

begun, the Drone Wars have
 
2013-02-05 12:11:34 PM
Whatcha gonna do when the Feds outlaw civilian drones?
Count with me 10, 9, 8
 
2013-02-05 12:11:39 PM
"Let's say the cops were falsifying reports."
"Ok.."
(in unison) "The cops were falsifying reports"
"Now, let's say they got caught on camera."
"Ok...."
(in unison) "They got caught on camera."
 
2013-02-05 12:13:49 PM
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You've got the wrong number. This is 912.
 
2013-02-05 12:14:38 PM
Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?
 
2013-02-05 12:19:02 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Bad supervision, as the fatass SGT was doing the same shiat the officer was doing. Humping their respective mate / farking off. As a LEO, this pisses me off, not only does it tarnish a already tarnished reputation of all police officers, but other officers had to cover the calls, which took them out of their area of patrol, and put those people, and the responding officers in danger. They should be fired and have to pay back the cash they were paid for all the times they farked off while not doing their jobs. If you don't want to respond to calls, find another job. There are people out there, your fellow officers included, who need you there. Assholes.


And...you are not on the clock while posting to fark I hope?
 
2013-02-05 12:19:13 PM
As a first responder, I would think that ignoring a 911 call for a 5 month old child would be a criminal offense.
 
2013-02-05 12:20:04 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


They were afraid you'd turn them in, duh.
 
2013-02-05 12:22:15 PM
There is a positive to take away from this.

The department's Internal Affairs Division did their job very well in securing indisputable evidence to bust these bad cops and hopefully sending a clear message to other unethical LEOs.

In addition, it looks like they took the proactive approach by releasing the videos to the media as an act of transparency.

It always softens the blow when you clean up your own house and are first to notify the world about it.
 
2013-02-05 12:25:15 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


Be glad, Be very glad. This is no place for a human.
Maybe you do not fit the sociopathic freeloading hypocritical job description.
 
2013-02-05 12:25:27 PM
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We tol y'all!
 
2013-02-05 12:27:07 PM

Beerguy: There is a positive to take away from this.

The department's Internal Affairs Division did their job very well in securing indisputable evidence to bust these bad cops and hopefully sending a clear message to other unethical LEOs.

In addition, it looks like they took the proactive approach by releasing the videos to the media as an act of transparency.

It always softens the blow when you clean up your own house and are first to notify the world about it.


Make me wonder, if these are the "outs" getting cut loose, how much worse are the "keepers".

/not a cop basher, my best friend was a cop, and these are Not Cops.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:26 PM
There go those 99% making that 1% look bad.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:41 PM

Satanic_Hamster: And as a bonus, the article says they're fighting to keep their jobs.


If you were paid to loaf, run errands, carry a gun legally, have the court take your word over anyone else's, and make out with your girlfriend (pretend you have one, for this), wouldn't you fight to keep that job?
 
2013-02-05 12:30:19 PM

SkeletorUpInHere: Guys, I live in South Florida, and I looked for a job as a police officer, but I didn't get it. Went on 5 different interviews.

I'm in decent shape, I received a 97 on my CJBAT, and I speak spanish (a little choppy, but well enough).

How can I not get a job if these shmucks are the ones they are hiring!?!?


Did you try offering them some heroin?
 
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