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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)   At least everyone will know where his balls used to be   (abc-7.com) divider line 47
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2013-02-05 10:15:51 AM
Smoooooke on the waaaater.....fire in my pants....
 
2013-02-05 10:17:35 AM
Perez told deputies he was playing with a flare gun that was unloaded.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-05 10:32:41 AM
Glad he saw a doctor about that burning sensation.
 
2013-02-05 10:33:30 AM
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
 
2013-02-05 10:33:55 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to "fire crotch".
 
2013-02-05 10:34:02 AM

Perez was taken to the hospital for his injuries.


The ambulance team was later treated for busted guts and excessive eye-watering.
 
2013-02-05 10:34:16 AM
These headlines are nuts
 
2013-02-05 10:34:29 AM
Does that mean his "SEX IS ON FIIIRRRREEE!"?
 
2013-02-05 10:34:42 AM
I want to think of myself as broad minded but I just don't get some of these fetishes
 
2013-02-05 10:35:12 AM
The bad thing about flare guns is you have to discard it after use, and search the airplane hanger to get it back.
 
2013-02-05 10:36:50 AM
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2013-02-05 10:37:36 AM
Hmmmmm, I gotsta figure out this new posting thingee
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 10:38:20 AM
"Just call me stubby"
Jorge Perez
 
2013-02-05 10:38:32 AM
I can't wait to see this on Tosh.0
 
2013-02-05 10:38:39 AM
Responsible flare gun owner?
 
2013-02-05 10:38:58 AM
♫  He got the fire down below... ♫
 
2013-02-05 10:39:44 AM
Dude, crotch rocket is a TOTALLY different thing....
 
2013-02-05 10:41:25 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫


Oh, to be young and stupid again!
 
2013-02-05 10:44:01 AM
All that flare must have him feeling faaaaaabulous!
 
2013-02-05 10:44:38 AM
Darwined?
 
2013-02-05 10:45:33 AM
And here we have one of the few living Darwin award winner candidates.
 
2013-02-05 10:46:29 AM
Sir, does it burn when you pee?
 
2013-02-05 10:48:02 AM
Perez was taken to the hospital for his injuries.

They used to be outjuries
 
2013-02-05 10:48:23 AM
So I guess when pulled the trunk the light didn't go on. He got a D. He never got a D before in his life.
 
2013-02-05 10:52:33 AM
No one will ever find his its brains.
 
2013-02-05 10:54:19 AM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 570x380]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh, to be young and stupid again!


um... is that Billy Joel?
 
2013-02-05 10:54:47 AM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-05 10:56:51 AM
 
2013-02-05 10:57:21 AM
When I came back from Leigh Acres Florida
I didn't have a thing where my balls used to hang
But I got a wooden medal and a fine harangue
Now I'm a farkin' hero
 
2013-02-05 10:59:34 AM

unchellmatt: oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 570x380]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh, to be young and stupid again!

um... is that Billy Joel?


Yup.
 
2013-02-05 11:02:55 AM
FTFA:Perez told deputies he was playing with a flare gun that was unloaded.

After dry firing the gun a few times, Perez says he then loaded the gun and put it down.

When he picked it up, Perez forgot the gun was loaded and fired it at the ground.


This is why I do not make it a habit of ever dry firing any gun I own when not loaded. I don't want an accident happening because I have an instinctual reaction to click the trigger when I pick up a gun. Of course that is just part of using common sense and treating every gun as if it were loaded even if you are 100% sure it is not.
 
2013-02-05 11:03:28 AM

oldfarthenry: unchellmatt: oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 570x380]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh, to be young and stupid again!

um... is that Billy Joel?

Yup.


I'll help...

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-05 11:04:54 AM
When asked about the incident Perez replied, "I don't really like talking about my flare."
 
2013-02-05 11:11:53 AM
Well, one thing you say about the guy is he always does things with flare. Too much flare.

www.luminomagazine.com
 
2013-02-05 11:14:30 AM
He was sending out an SOS (shoots own scrotum).
 
2013-02-05 11:17:08 AM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 570x380]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh, to be young and stupid again!


No, we didn't START the fire!!!!
 
2013-02-05 11:24:33 AM
www.rockurface.com
 
2013-02-05 11:24:58 AM

blatz514: oldfarthenry: unchellmatt: oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 570x380]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh, to be young and stupid again!

um... is that Billy Joel?

Yup.

I'll help...

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x260]


Thanks. Not sure if was fo' serious.
 
2013-02-05 11:26:16 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 570x380]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Goodness Gracious
Great Balls of Fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh, to be young and stupid again!

No, we didn't START the fire!!!!


OOO, much better! I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it!
 
2013-02-05 11:29:39 AM
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set myself on fire!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-02-05 11:51:25 AM
If only his crotch had a flare gun of its own, it could have protected itself!
 
2013-02-05 11:56:21 AM

Gaboo: Hmmmmm, I gotsta figure out this new posting thingee


Click "Use HTML Buttons" for the old posting thingee.
 
2013-02-05 12:44:49 PM

PorradaVFR: So I guess when pulled the trunk the light didn't go on. He got a D. He never got a D before in his life.


Why did he thing Shop class would be easy?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 12:56:04 PM

RoyHobbs22: All that flare must have him feeling faaaaaabulous!


Why did I just read that in Wayland Flowers voice?

/madam? izat u?
 
2013-02-05 01:12:03 PM
 
2013-02-05 01:25:12 PM
JRaynor:
Why did he thing Shop class would be easy?

Have you SEEN some of the dopes that take shop?
 
2013-02-05 06:46:35 PM

PorradaVFR: JRaynor:
Why did he thing Shop class would be easy?

Have you SEEN some of the dopes that take shop?


*I* take shop.
 
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