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2013-02-05 10:41:17 AM
Hey guys! Jesus just wanted me to drop this here.

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2013-02-05 11:21:07 AM
1.)At some point in the distant past**, the Universe consisted of empty spacetime with a large amount of intrinsic energy bound up in itself, and was in a state of exponential expansion known as cosmological inflation. So God made a farmer.
2.)About 13.7 billion years ago, a region of spacetime that would contain our entire observable Universe saw inflation come to an end; the energy that was bound up in spacetime itself was transferred*** into matter, antimatter and radiation, marking the first time the Universe can be described accurately by the Big Bang model. So God made a farmer.
3.)The energetic, matter-antimatter-and-radiation-filled Universe nowcools as it expands, and a**** between matter-and-antimatter leads to a slight, 0.6-parts-in-a-billion dominance of matter over antimatter. So God made a farmer.
4.)As the Universe continues to expand cool, the excess matter with the antimatter, and the radiation shifts to progressively lower energies, allowing the formation of protons and neutrons, stable nuclei, and eventually - after the radiation becomes low enough in energy so that normal-and-dark-matter now dominate the Universe's expansion rate - neutral, stable atoms form for the first time. So God made a farmer.
5.) With the Universe now dominated by dark-and-normal matter, gravitational collapse proceeds, and the great cosmic web begins to form, with the first stars in the Universe igniting after a period of 50-to-75 million years. So God made a farmer.
6.)The light from these stars reionizes the Universe, making it transparent to light, while the Universe hierarchically forms star clusters, galaxies, clusters, and superclusters of galaxies on the largest scales. So God made a farmer.
7.) As time goes on, the most massive first-generation stars run out of fuel and die in supernova explosions, triggering the formation of new stars and enriching the surrounding interstellar media with progressively heavier and heavier elements. So God made a farmer.
8.) Finally, after generations of stars being born, living, burning through their fuel, and dying, the interstellar medium is sufficiently enriched with enough of the elements for complex chemistry that all new stars and star systems that form will have substantial amounts of the elements and molecules necessary for life. So God made a farmer.
9.) About 9.2 billion years after the Big Bang, a small region about 1/3 of the distance from the center of our Milky Way - one of a few hundred billion galaxies in our Universe - forms a new population of around a thousand stars, one of which - out of the hundreds of billions in our galaxy - forms with a protoplanetary disk that collapses into eight planets, four rocky inner worlds and four outer gas giants. So God made a farmer.
10.) After a few hundred million years, complex chemical life takes off***** on the 3rd world in this solar system, and a vast diversity of lifeforms evolve over billions of years and trillions of generations; a scant few years ago, grown initially from the joining of two cells, a veritable Universe-within-the-Universe of 1028 atoms - left over from the Big Bang and forged in the crucibles of long-dead stars - came together, for a brief while, to exist as you. So God made a farmer.
 
2013-02-05 12:12:17 PM
Is it the theme song to "The Big Bang Theory"?
/There....now it's in your head
//DNRTFA
 
2013-02-05 12:33:47 PM
Bazinga!
 
2013-02-05 12:41:23 PM
"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!"
 
2013-02-05 12:42:32 PM
Came for Big Bang theme song.

Left happy.
 
2013-02-05 12:47:04 PM

Ranger Joe: Came for Big Bang theme song.

Left happy.


Cool.
 
2013-02-05 12:52:15 PM
Man, that is not the way Jesus told it. Some how, someone, added a bazillion years on to the original 6000.

That, plus Penny is really hot!
 
2013-02-05 01:23:25 PM

DubyaHater: Is it the theme song to "The Big Bang Theory"?
/There....now it's in your head
//DNRTFA


fark you...

/Not really, I do like the song...
 
2013-02-05 02:28:17 PM

Pick: Man, that is not the way Jesus told it. Some how, someone, added a bazillion years on to the original 6000.

That, plus Penny is really hot!


God is supposed to be almighty after all.

Besides, as we all know, the universe was created in its present form last Tuesday.
 
2013-02-05 03:26:19 PM

Pick: Man, that is not the way Jesus told it. Some how, someone, added a bazillion years on to the original 6000.

That, plus Penny Bernadette is really hot!



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/yowza! O_O
 
2013-02-05 03:31:12 PM
when someone says big bang just ask them how it blew itself up
 if gravity held all matter together who said GO!
 
2013-02-05 04:13:23 PM
"From Nothing To You in 10 Sentences"

I was disappointed that he didn't actually start from nothing.  The headline was false advertising.  He started from after the inflationary period had begun.  I was hoping to hear some speculation on how nothing gave rise to something.
 
2013-02-05 06:01:50 PM
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Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
 
2013-02-05 11:36:07 PM

SnarfVader: So God made a farmer.


I get most of the joke, but why the emphasis on farmers?
 
2013-02-05 11:53:11 PM

Millennium: SnarfVader: So God made a farmer.

I get most of the joke, but why the emphasis on farmers?


Dodge Superbowl Commercial
 
2013-02-06 01:51:49 AM
one question, are you sure???
 
2013-02-06 09:11:49 AM
Religion is the tinfoil hat theists wear to keep Science out of their brainwaves.
 
2013-02-06 09:34:04 AM
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2013-02-06 10:31:13 AM

LZeitgeist: "Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!"


I pretty much came in to post this.  thanks.
 
2013-02-06 11:52:26 AM

IronJelly: LZeitgeist: "Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!"

I pretty much came in to post this.  thanks.


You're welcome.
 
2013-02-06 12:11:03 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: "From Nothing To You in 10 Sentences"

I was disappointed that he didn't actually start from nothing.  The headline was false advertising.  He started from after the inflationary period had begun.  I was hoping to hear some speculation on how nothing gave rise to something.


It's likely that concepts like "before", "after", "here" and "there" were meaningless at that point.  That whole "point in time when everything started" that you're looking for probably doesn't exist.  That's why in the footnotes he mentions that inflation could have been eternal, or might have had some kind of loosely-defined origin.

Starting from inflation is really just a nod the the fact that we think it happened.  It's only once the energies get low enough for space to have smooth spots that it really becomes meaningful to talk about time and order of events as we understand them.
 
2013-02-06 01:48:29 PM

Z-clipped: ThrobblefootSpectre: "From Nothing To You in 10 Sentences"

I was disappointed that he didn't actually start from nothing.  The headline was false advertising.  He started from after the inflationary period had begun.  I was hoping to hear some speculation on how nothing gave rise to something.

It's likely that concepts like "before", "after", "here" and "there" were meaningless at that point.  That whole "point in time when everything started" that you're looking for probably doesn't exist.  That's why in the footnotes he mentions that inflation could have been eternal, or might have had some kind of loosely-defined origin.

Starting from inflation is really just a nod the the fact that we think it happened.  It's only once the energies get low enough for space to have smooth spots that it really becomes meaningful to talk about time and order of events as we understand them.


it was a self correcting math equation, duh

naturedidit
 
2013-02-07 12:19:49 AM

I drunk what: it was a self correcting math equation, duh

naturedidit


I know better than to ask WTF you're talking about.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
 
2013-02-07 08:47:19 AM

Z-clipped: I drunk what: it was a self correcting math equation, duh

naturedidit

I know better than to ask WTF you're talking about.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.


you were trying to figure out what caused the big bang, and i gave you the scientific FACT of TRUTH, naturedidit, through a self correcting math equation which then gave birth to EVOLUTION and before you complain, no the math does not violate the 2nd law of themitedylamics, a typical creationtard objection, lulz

therefore there is no god QED

ipso facto, visa vi concurrently
 
2013-02-07 08:48:23 AM
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jeebus went extinct fer yore sins lulz, creationtards lolz lolz lolz
 
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