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		Pizza Hut unveils 'Pizza Sliders' and threatens instant death upon anyone who dares utter the words 'Bagel Bites' (shortlist.com)		39
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vudukungfu		2013-02-05 08:23:46 AM

Bleah.
Garbage shack is more like it.

Kim Jong B Illin		2013-02-05 08:27:17 AM

Maybe they'll use the bagel bites song in the commercials.

AverageAmericanGuy		2013-02-05 08:28:18 AM

They used to have a deep dish pizza series called the Priazza or Priazzo or something like that.

I wish they'd bring that back instead of this crap.

g4lt		2013-02-05 08:35:56 AM

you mean a different instant death than the people who EAT the damn things?

GUATAPOPO		2013-02-05 08:37:38 AM

I think they are on the right path to something else here....

X-Geek		2013-02-05 08:37:41 AM

Bagel bites? They will suffer for this outrage!

kronicfeld		2013-02-05 08:41:18 AM

vudukungfu: Garbage shack is more like it.

More like Pizza BUTT amiright???

Great_Milenko		2013-02-05 08:41:46 AM

When I was a kid, I used to love the Geno's Pizza Snack Tray. 15 little 1 inch pizzas in cheese, pepperoni, and sausage. They've since disappeared off the face of the earth. I know they probably really tasted like cardboard, but I'd pay $100 for a box of them today.

Broktun		2013-02-05 08:50:55 AM

Great_Milenko: When I was a kid, I used to love the Geno's Pizza Snack Tray. 15 little 1 inch pizzas in cheese, pepperoni, and sausage. They've since disappeared off the face of the earth. I know they probably really tasted like cardboard, but I'd pay $100 for a box of them today.

Amen.

I remember a girl I went to HS with had them for her "Sweet 16" birthday party, so it would have been 1984. I'm not talking 2013 version of sweet 16, I'm talking about the rec hall of a local church in a coal mining town.

Anyway, they had a shiat ton of those things, and they were glorious.

SpdrJay		2013-02-05 09:01:04 AM

Aw, that show sucked in the 90s and adding Pizza Hut to the equation won't change nuthin'!

vudukungfu		2013-02-05 09:03:01 AM

Broktun: I'm talking about the rec hall of a local church in a coal mining town

Oh, god. I've been there.
there is no boredom like it.
A decent snack would be heaven.

oldfarthenry		2013-02-05 09:03:03 AM

I'm assuming the "slider" part refers to the "happy-splashy-fun-sliding" BM afterwards?

Tangenital		2013-02-05 09:04:44 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: They used to have a deep dish pizza series called the Priazza or Priazzo or something like that.

I wish they'd bring that back instead of this crap.

I worked at Pizza Hut in 1987 and made a lot of Priazzos. They were a thin crust in a deep dish filled with a few pounds of the Bil-jac that Puzza Hut passed off as sausage with another thin crust on top and cheese drowning the whole mess.

fatalvenom		2013-02-05 09:16:00 AM

Three cheese Bagel Bites are the shiznit.

Donnchadha		2013-02-05 09:16:43 AM

Greetings from Earth -- Homeworld of the Pizza Bagel

lewismarktwo		2013-02-05 09:28:30 AM

SpdrJay: Aw, that show sucked in the 90s and adding Pizza Hut to the equation won't change nuthin'!

Hey, it wasn't so bad in the first few seasons. Then scarface's bro kept showing up to derp.

Broktun		2013-02-05 09:32:40 AM

vudukungfu: Broktun: I'm talking about the rec hall of a local church in a coal mining town

Oh, god. I've been there.
there is no boredom like it.
A decent snack would be heaven.

They were wonderful.
I still remember the slightly sweet sauce, and fine diced pepperoni.

AiryAnne		2013-02-05 09:34:43 AM

Anyone who thinks bagel bites are the original pizza slider is sadly mistaken.

Hamburger bun half + ragu + kraft parmesan powder. Put in toaster and you got poor mans pizza from my childhood.

Marcus Aurelius		2013-02-05 09:37:14 AM

oldfarthenry: I'm assuming the "slider" part refers to the "happy-splashy-fun-sliding" BM afterwards?

I always wondered what a "slider" was. It all makes sense now.

bhcompy		2013-02-05 09:38:12 AM

Harry Freakstorm		2013-02-05 09:41:35 AM

AiryAnne
Anyone who thinks bagel bites are the original pizza slider is sadly mistaken.

Hamburger bun half + ragu + kraft parmesan powder. Put in toaster and you got poor mans pizza from my childhood.

Bah. Luxury. We had to make do with a slice of stale bread, ketchup and Scott Lad Parmelike Cheese.
But those were the days.

DragonIV		2013-02-05 09:51:14 AM

Bring back the Red Baron mini pan pizzas....those were the bomb. Yeah, guilty pleasure, but they went off the market years ago and are apparently only available to Schwann's customers. Grr.

Sasquach		2013-02-05 09:54:19 AM

Pizza on a beagle?

pizzaonabeagle.files.wordpress.com

/hot from the folks at "pizza on a beagle"

XMark		2013-02-05 10:19:12 AM

Now pizza's for breakfast!

theorellior		2013-02-05 10:21:16 AM

Tangenital: I worked at Pizza Hut in 1987 and made a lot of Priazzos. They were a thin crust in a deep dish filled with a few pounds of the Bil-jac that Puzza Hut passed off as sausage with another thin crust on top and cheese drowning the whole mess.

LOL. For some reason my friends and I found the ads for "priazzos" really hilarious at the time. They had minimal piano-violin music with slo-mo shots of pizza dough flying around, with a vaguely European voice-over saying, "It's not a pizza." We thought that was a rare instance of truth in advertising, and "It's not a pizza" became a catch-phrase for a while.

bungle_jr		2013-02-05 10:21:29 AM

Tangenital: AverageAmericanGuy: They used to have a deep dish pizza series called the Priazza or Priazzo or something like that.

I wish they'd bring that back instead of this crap.

I worked at Pizza Hut in 1987 and made a lot of Priazzos. They were a thin crust in a deep dish filled with a few pounds of the Bil-jac that Puzza Hut passed off as sausage with another thin crust on top and cheese drowning the whole mess.

holy crap, bil-jac? dogfood? i rarely hear/see anyone mention bil-jac! i worked for a few months as a bil-jac product demonstrator, handing out sample boxes and coupons at petsmart stores

theorellior		2013-02-05 10:23:31 AM

AiryAnne: Hamburger bun half + ragu + kraft parmesan powder. Put in toaster and you got poor mans pizza from my childhood.

For us it was bread slices or flour tortillas, Contadina tomato paste and shredded cheddar. For some reason I loved to put Worcestershire sauce on mine. It was a taste revelation when Newman's Own marinara sauce became available.

bungle_jr		2013-02-05 10:25:50 AM

AiryAnne: Anyone who thinks bagel bites are the original pizza slider is sadly mistaken.

Hamburger bun half + ragu + kraft parmesan powder. Put in toaster and you got poor mans pizza from my childhood.

back in high school and for a while after, i'd make a slightly fancier thin-crust version using a flour tortilla, pizza sauce, canned diced tomatoes that already had italian seasoning, and the kraft parmesan powder

tbhouston		2013-02-05 10:44:11 AM

vudukungfu: Bleah.
Garbage shack is more like it.

wow..that didnt take long to derp into a herpin pizza derp thread

Langdon Alger		2013-02-05 10:45:51 AM

because we all know, that when pizza is on a bagel. you can have pizza ANYTIME

Texas Method		2013-02-05 11:25:07 AM

Mister Pleco		2013-02-05 11:47:47 AM

Texas Method: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 321x157]

BINGO! Get the lights will you?

offmymeds		2013-02-05 11:53:36 AM

XMark: Now pizza's for breakfast!

With cream cheese and lox filled crust!

Pangea		2013-02-05 11:59:48 AM

People who don't eat the crust just lost half their value.

/ Value of a pizza saturated with partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil still up for debate.

Shadowtag		2013-02-05 12:02:28 PM

Pizza Hut: We'll do anything with our pizzas except make them good.

Canton		2013-02-05 12:07:53 PM

The Impulsive Buy posted a review of these things today. Apparently they taste like Pizza Hut pizza.

/And the sausage still looks like Kibbles 'n Bits.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-05 06:52:36 PM

pizza hut. that's where all the 18-40 year old body builders go

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-05 06:57:00 PM

pizza hut condom

vudukungfu		2013-02-05 09:36:51 PM

tbhouston: vudukungfu: Bleah.
Garbage shack is more like it.

wow..that didnt take long to derp into a herpin pizza derp thread

Oooooooooooh. A dumpster franchise owner posts.
Your salad bar reeks of elderberries.

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