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(News.com.au)   Best Korea's propaganda site posts video showing - I am not making this up - a soldier launched into orbit on a space shuttle, orbiting Earth to the tune of "We Are The World", and watching a missile attack on New York. "Surely it will come true"   (news.com.au) divider line 156
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2013-02-05 05:22:54 AM
Found it.
LINK
lulz.
 
2013-02-05 05:35:27 AM

p4p3rm4t3: Found it.
LINK
lulz.


Oh wow, lulz indeed.
 
2013-02-05 05:42:24 AM
Thanks p4p3rm4t3 - that is amazing! It's even better than how I imagined it.

What the in the name of hell is wrong with these people? I mean, "We Are The World"? Over that?

Wow. Weirdest thing ever.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 05:53:15 AM
They're getting ready to hold a nuclear test and they're just saber rattling.  It's all about getting the US to sit at a table with them so they can get  them food and money to prop up their dictatorship.
 
2013-02-05 06:14:00 AM
It brought a tear to my eye.
 
2013-02-05 06:32:56 AM
My grandmother's apartment building used to play that very same shiatty musac version of "We are the World" in their elevator lobby. Hearing it over this video is one of the weirdest things I've experienced in a looong time.
 
2013-02-05 06:42:58 AM
Well I think I've got my daily quota of WTF? filled early today.... uh, wow.  It was hard to tell but it looked like the NYC scene was lifted from the first part of Armageddon when the meteors came in & tore up the place.
 
2013-02-05 06:49:47 AM

paulseta: Thanks p4p3rm4t3 - that is amazing! It's even better than how I imagined it.

What the in the name of hell is wrong with these people? I mean, "We Are The World"? Over that?

Wow. Weirdest thing ever.


An easy search. The video is playing on the article now which makes my post unnecessary, bad, and I feel bad.
 
2013-02-05 06:52:58 AM
I can't watch any music video of any artist that haven't paid the necessary fees on YouTube  but I can watch a video of a foreign aggressor attacking the US with a pirated soundtrack.

Nice job Google.
 
2013-02-05 06:55:04 AM

p4p3rm4t3: paulseta: Thanks p4p3rm4t3 - that is amazing! It's even better than how I imagined it.

What the in the name of hell is wrong with these people? I mean, "We Are The World"? Over that?

Wow. Weirdest thing ever.

An easy search. The video is playing on the article now which makes my post unnecessary, bad, and I feel bad.


Don't feel bad. I wasn't able to get the video in the article to play at all (kept loading, loading, loading...), so I watched the one you posted.
 
2013-02-05 07:08:11 AM
I'd be offended if this wasn't so dumb.
 
2013-02-05 07:09:49 AM
Oh let them have their fun.
 
2013-02-05 07:09:50 AM
I love it when children get caught up in their make-believe.
 
2013-02-05 07:10:40 AM

NFA: They're getting ready to hold a nuclear test and they're just saber rattling.  It's all about getting the US to sit at a table with them so they can get  them food and money to prop up their dictatorship.


I'm actually kinda OVER North Korea...  it and would prefer instead to see their leadership 'propped up' by their heads on pikes.
 
2013-02-05 07:12:44 AM
Holy crap! Did they get that video from one of those myspace wallpaper sites?
 
2013-02-05 07:13:18 AM
ferocious, crazy, weak.
 
2013-02-05 07:13:23 AM
If the shuttle pilots are sleeping during launch, no wonder they are all crashing into New York. Shuttle Pilot is one of those jobs that requires you to be awake most of the time.
 
2013-02-05 07:13:58 AM
Holy crap, I thought you were kidding about the missile attack.

I can't read any of that scribble but was the premise this?

The guy is sleeping and dreaming about what could happen if they were able to launch a rocket into space?
Then they end the video with we just launched a rocket into space ........

So they're implying they're going to make that gay space ship next to blue up NYC?
 
2013-02-05 07:14:03 AM
www.joeydevilla.com
 
2013-02-05 07:15:46 AM
I had almost that exact same dream last night...only with more sun god robes, naked women, and tiny pickles and less explosions.
 
2013-02-05 07:16:58 AM
Upon landing back in NK, the soldier was promptly eaten.
 
2013-02-05 07:19:31 AM
Leave the place alone and the people will eat the leaders in a few more months.
 
2013-02-05 07:23:02 AM
So, should I be learning to speak Korean, just in case?
 
2013-02-05 07:23:38 AM
They shouldve just shown clips from the Red Dawn remake, they have the same production value......
 
2013-02-05 07:24:13 AM

Nuclear Monk: I had almost that exact same dream last night...only with more sun god robes, naked women, and tiny pickles and less explosions.


"STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF."
 
2013-02-05 07:25:12 AM
All while asleep too, apparently.
 
2013-02-05 07:25:15 AM
Ha! They used a cut scene from Call of Duty MW3 for the New york scene. They sure showed us capitalist dogs.
 
2013-02-05 07:25:57 AM
Have we tried simply ignoring NK? Simply cut off all trade, all communication, and tell them to Fark off. Our troops in the south? Bring them home. South Korea has an economy that is many times larger than the North, so they should be more than able to defend themselves.

Seriously, they want attention, so starve them of it.
 
2013-02-05 07:26:29 AM

dpaul007: Nuclear Monk: I had almost that exact same dream last night...only with more sun god robes, naked women, and tiny pickles and less explosions.

"STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF."


Actually, I think they should have stolen that for their video instead.  Since they had that gay spaceship, they should have used cuts of the space laser scene instead including the popcorn scene.  Then they would pan out from the close of the house and show the entire US covered in popcorn.  That's to encourage the populace to invade since they would have popcorn to eat.
 
2013-02-05 07:27:00 AM
Did N. Korea buy the rights to use that song?  If not then the RIAA will be on their asses.
If they don't like dealing with the US, wait until they have to deal with RIAA.
 
2013-02-05 07:29:20 AM
L E L hooray for best korea!
 
2013-02-05 07:30:05 AM
We are the Wold, We are god's cheeldlen
Make a bettel Day so Ret's stalt given
Best and onry one, will kill cuba America
So ret's stalt Given to the Reader

Exarted One pray for fortune
 
2013-02-05 07:30:47 AM

Muta: Did N. Korea buy the rights to use that song?  If not then the RIAA will be on their asses.
If they don't like dealing with the US, wait until they have to deal with RIAA.


It's ok, they're behind seven proxies.  Or boxes.  Yeah, it's probably seven old boxes.

/because they're poor, you see
 
2013-02-05 07:31:34 AM

Nuclear Monk: I had almost that exact same dream last night...only with more sun god robes, naked women, and tiny pickles and less explosions.


Why am I the only one that has that dream?
 
2013-02-05 07:31:44 AM
Huh. If this is what Best Korea does to try to force the US government to give them food and other aid, then we should reply with a video that includes pictures of Hiroshima and footage of our old nuclear tests, plus stats of how many nuclear weapons we can deliver into NK with an hour's notice.

End the video with a simple statement, in big, white letters on a black background: "Bring it. We'll end you."
 
2013-02-05 07:32:15 AM
Can't the USA just nuke Pyongyang now and help rebuild....Remember: as with any renovation, the longer you postpone the work the higher the cost. And with the economy still slow The President can always make a jobs project out of it...
 
2013-02-05 07:33:42 AM
Looks shopped to me.
 
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2013-02-05 07:33:58 AM
I shudder to think of how much money Canon must have paid for all that product placement.
 
2013-02-05 07:37:21 AM
Stevie Wonder, Willie Nelson, Boy George, Cyndi Lauper, Bono, George Michael, and everyone else involved in 'We are the World' are going to want their royalties.
 
2013-02-05 07:37:42 AM
And then he woke up and boiled his pillow for lunch...
 
2013-02-05 07:38:27 AM

FullMetalPanda: dpaul007: Nuclear Monk: I had almost that exact same dream last night...only with more sun god robes, naked women, and tiny pickles and less explosions.

"STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF."

Actually, I think they should have stolen that for their video instead.  Since they had that gay spaceship, they should have used cuts of the space laser scene instead including the popcorn scene.  Then they would pan out from the close of the house and show the entire US covered in popcorn.  That's to encourage the populace to invade since they would have popcorn to eat.


Agreed. At least the music will be better, because Tears For Fears will always kick the shiat out of USA For Africa.
 
2013-02-05 07:39:02 AM
Production value was on par with my local middle schools AV club

/gay spaceship is the name of my Wham! cover band
 
2013-02-05 07:39:07 AM
Wish we had translation of all the writing.
 
2013-02-05 07:39:12 AM

BigBooper: Have we tried simply ignoring NK? Simply cut off all trade, all communication, and tell them to Fark off. Our troops in the south? Bring them home. South Korea has an economy that is many times larger than the North, so they should be more than able to defend themselves.

Seriously, they want attention, so starve them of it.


From what I've read, the North Koreans have something like 13,000 artillery pieces along the DMZ. Seeing as Seoul is about 70 km away from the border, I'm sure the South Koreans are a little bit edgy when it comes playing the "let's pretend they don't exist and they'll just go away" game.

But yes, they do act like that fat kid down the street who wants to show you his sword collection so you'll think he's a badass and invite you to your next birthday party.
 
2013-02-05 07:39:53 AM

Pribar: And then he woke up and boiled his pillow for lunch...


He has a pillow?  Must be upper middle class...
 
2013-02-05 07:39:53 AM
They are the Birdemic or The Room of countries. We need the MST3K crew to do this video, stat!
 
2013-02-05 07:40:55 AM
I missed the part where our SSBN's rain down a shower of mervs on best Korea in reply. Did they forget that part?
 
2013-02-05 07:41:11 AM

miss diminutive: BigBooper: Have we tried simply ignoring NK? Simply cut off all trade, all communication, and tell them to Fark off. Our troops in the south? Bring them home. South Korea has an economy that is many times larger than the North, so they should be more than able to defend themselves.

Seriously, they want attention, so starve them of it.

From what I've read, the North Koreans have something like 13,000 artillery pieces along the DMZ. Seeing as Seoul is about 70 km away from the border, I'm sure the South Koreans are a little bit edgy when it comes playing the "let's pretend they don't exist and they'll just go away" game.

But yes, they do act like that fat kid down the street who wants to show you his sword collection so you'll think he's a badass and invite you to your next birthday party.


So why doesn't South Korea install an Iron Dome like program?  Or do they have something like that already?
 
2013-02-05 07:41:43 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Wish we had translation of all the writing.


I was thinking the same thing. I feel like it would be comedy gold.
 
2013-02-05 07:44:34 AM
Even their propaganda sucks.
 
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