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2013-02-05 11:45:10 AM
One is dressed funny and makes jokes, and the other will get you 30 days for contempt.

::clicks::

/correct
 
2013-02-05 11:47:32 AM
That judge can be a real buzz killer.
 
2013-02-05 01:08:39 PM
Saying "adios" is worth $5,000? Fark him indeed.
 
2013-02-05 01:43:08 PM
I've known people that stupid.  In deep trouble, grinning from ear to ear, and then when it finally gets through to them, um, no, this is not a joke, this is not something we do to entertain you, they respond with that classic phrase of the idiot, "Are you serious?"
 
2013-02-05 02:51:14 PM
Love the instant attitude adjustment.  Suddenly it's not so amusing.
 
2013-02-05 04:00:14 PM

Kibbler: I've known people that stupid.  In deep trouble, grinning from ear to ear, and then when it finally gets through to them, um, no, this is not a joke, this is not something we do to entertain you, they respond with that classic phrase of the idiot, "Are you serious?"


If the word "Adios" is considered disruptive to the court then the judge wouldn't have repeated it himself. This is just a sick game of domination being played by the judge.

Had the judge actually been doing his job he would have asked for more details on what "Xanax bars" were so he could start making informed decisions. He would have found out that her excessive fidgeting was probably due to the Xanax withdrawal, and wouldn't have taken the step of committing her to 30 days jail if he was aware of the seriousness of the convulsions that can result from that withdrawal.
 
2013-02-05 06:14:33 PM
The Vessel with the Pestle has the pellet with the poison.
The Chalice with the Palace has the brew that is true.
 
2013-02-05 08:33:52 PM
UGH!  All that and they cut before the reaction shot.  What is the point of this?
 
2013-02-05 08:52:10 PM
Good for you judge!

Entitled little biatch needs to learn you can't just bat your eyes and make it all go away.

Farking spoiled little entitled biatch.

GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!!!
 
2013-02-05 09:19:15 PM

Chagrin: He would have found out that her excessive fidgeting was probably due to the Xanax withdrawal, and wouldn't have taken the step of committing her to 30 days jail if he was aware of the seriousness of the convulsions that can result from that withdrawal.


Yea, right. Stupid judge. Since when doesn't a law degree qualify you to diagnose junkies on a web cam anyway?

The fark are you on about?
 
2013-02-05 09:22:59 PM
If she wasn't such a dipsh*t, she could have walked out of there the same day.
Never, ever tell them you have resources (like jewelry) that they don't know about.
Now, if she makes bail, her fine is magically going to be the same amount, and now she has topay for a lawyer to achieve the same likely outcome, of a year on probation.
 
2013-02-05 09:32:15 PM

TommyymmoT: If she wasn't such a dipsh*t, she could have walked out of there the same day.
Never, ever tell them you have resources (like jewelry) that they don't know about.
Now, if she makes bail, her fine is magically going to be the same amount, and now she has topay for a lawyer to achieve the same likely outcome, of a year on probation.


Yeah, but the judge probably figured it was only worth a lot to her. It probably was mostly cheap crap. He took the prosecution's recommendations on everything until she pissed him off.
 
2013-02-05 10:50:24 PM
I find everything about her incredibly attractive.
 
2013-02-05 10:52:25 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.


I wouldn't give her my real name or number though.
 
2013-02-05 11:22:34 PM

TommyymmoT: The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.

I wouldn't give her my real name or number though.


When do we ever?
 
2013-02-06 12:27:01 AM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.


Let the record show that I disagree wholeheartedly.
 
2013-02-06 12:53:19 AM

ndubyaj: The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.

Let the record show that I disagree wholeheartedly.


Let the record show that nobody asked.
 
2013-02-06 08:43:11 AM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.


Y'know, so do I.
 
2013-02-08 08:43:48 PM
I love it.

Never, EVER, under ANY circumstance, fark with a judge,  Yes, your honor.  No, your honor. Never, ever crack a joke and never be flippant.  And for god's sake don't curse at him.

A really easy way to avoid an asshole judge is to not get in a situation where you have to be in front of one.
 
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