Kibbler: I've known people that stupid. In deep trouble, grinning from ear to ear, and then when it finally gets through to them, um, no, this is not a joke, this is not something we do to entertain you, they respond with that classic phrase of the idiot, "Are you serious?"
Chagrin: He would have found out that her excessive fidgeting was probably due to the Xanax withdrawal, and wouldn't have taken the step of committing her to 30 days jail if he was aware of the seriousness of the convulsions that can result from that withdrawal.
TommyymmoT: If she wasn't such a dipsh*t, she could have walked out of there the same day.Never, ever tell them you have resources (like jewelry) that they don't know about.Now, if she makes bail, her fine is magically going to be the same amount, and now she has topay for a lawyer to achieve the same likely outcome, of a year on probation.
The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.
TommyymmoT: The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.I wouldn't give her my real name or number though.
ndubyaj: The Ghost of Tom Ace: I find everything about her incredibly attractive.Let the record show that I disagree wholeheartedly.
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