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(Orangeburg Times and Democrat)   If you're unhappy with your onion rings, do you: A) still eat them because you're hungry, B) complain to the manager, asking for a refund, or C) slam your tray into a Burger King employee's face?   (thetandd.com) divider line 100
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2013-02-05 03:31:49 AM  
Well, if your a MAN you don't let nobody disrespect your girlfriend with cold onion rings!

You commit assault and battery, then leave without your onion rings or your refund.
 
2013-02-05 04:37:24 AM  
D) Eat those onion rings and come back in 8 hours to paint the bathroom brown.

/seriously, you can time it almost to the minute
 
2013-02-05 07:49:33 AM  
Phew, well, if it's C, I am glad I don't eat them as it will save some embarrassment
 
2013-02-05 11:57:35 AM  
If only that creepy King guy could have risen from behind the counter to avenge the assault.

This would have been the best Super Bowl commercial ever.
 
2013-02-05 12:05:42 PM  
IN THE FACE!  IN THE FACE!
 
2013-02-05 12:23:03 PM  
Trick question subby. You eat them, bring the empty box to the manager for a refund, and THEN slam the tray into an employee's fact.
 
2013-02-05 12:27:41 PM  
If you are getting onion rings at burger king you are bound to be unhappy
 
2013-02-05 12:27:42 PM  
E) Get busy in their bathroom.
 
2013-02-05 12:40:08 PM  
It entirely depends on how drunk I am.
 
2013-02-05 12:41:07 PM  
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2013-02-05 12:42:01 PM  
you make sure they put a salt in the batter an' ask for a second serving.
 
2013-02-05 12:42:08 PM  
F) Get medieval in the bathroom and post it on instagram... Ironically, of course.
 
2013-02-05 12:43:02 PM  
People who lose their temper so hard over something as small as fast food need to be lined up and killed.  For the greater good.
 
2013-02-05 12:44:19 PM  
Sadly it is not legal to grab and beat the hell out of people who do things like this...
 
2013-02-05 12:44:35 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: People who lose their temper so hard over something as small as fast food need to be lined up and killed.  For the greater good.


Does the overreaction to the overreaction count as irony?
 
2013-02-05 12:44:57 PM  
If I ever found myself in a Burger King, I would slam trays into the faces of everyone in there until I managed to get outside.
 
2013-02-05 12:46:04 PM  
I was more amused by the story about the guy with the eye patch selling gold chains.

Arrrrrrrrh!!!!
 
2013-02-05 12:46:36 PM  
I'm sure they were unattractive and apparently they were unsuccessful in getting onion rings.
 
2013-02-05 12:46:47 PM  
Even when I was in college I felt that BK onion rings were sh*t.  How bad must they have been to even be noticeable?

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you are getting onion rings at burger king you are bound to be unhappy


Yeah, I don't know how they can screw up "batter and deep-fry" that even the most rinky-dink diner can stick like an olympic gymnast.
 
2013-02-05 12:47:48 PM  

Di Atribe: The My Little Pony Killer: People who lose their temper so hard over something as small as fast food need to be lined up and killed.  For the greater good.

Does the overreaction to the overreaction count as irony?


Yes, but only for tax purposes.
 
2013-02-05 12:47:51 PM  
Well, the first problem is you went to BK and got Onion Rings.
 
2013-02-05 12:48:31 PM  
And I had no idea that typing something out on the internet counts as an overreaction.  Guess you learn something new every day.
 
2013-02-05 12:48:33 PM  
Since when did "disrespecting" become so popular to use---it's not even a real word.  Well, except for those folks who live in the 'hood, of course.
 
2013-02-05 12:51:27 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
For I am grossed-out in Burger King.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the onion rings,
It rings for thee.
*SWAT!!*

REFUND BE MINE!!
 
2013-02-05 12:53:13 PM  

Di Atribe: The My Little Pony Killer: People who lose their temper so hard over something as small as fast food need to be lined up and killed.  
Does the overreaction to the overreaction count as irony?


You sound like a hit at parties.

4.bp.blogspot.com

The My Little Pony Killer: For the greater good.


The greater good!

historc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-05 12:53:23 PM  
Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
 
2013-02-05 12:56:48 PM  
First thing I thought of... then re-read the headline.

i.imgur.com

Wants his bees back... hot.
 
2013-02-05 01:04:25 PM  
I wonder how many Farkers have had a "real" onion ring. 99.9% of those served in restaurants were manufactured in factories and shipped frozen in bags.

Rather than the standard thick battered grease sponge it is possible to make rings with a paper thin crackly crisp crust.
 
2013-02-05 01:05:14 PM  
Even in the best case, those things they serve at BK are not really fit to be called onion rings.
 
2013-02-05 01:06:23 PM  

HairBolus: I wonder how many Farkers have had a "real" onion ring. 99.9% of those served in restaurants were manufactured in factories and shipped frozen in bags.

Rather than the standard thick battered grease sponge it is possible to make rings with a paper thin crackly crisp crust.


www.onesixtyk.com

Hueys in Memphis has the best Onion Rings in the nation. Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-02-05 01:08:41 PM  
I'd cut a biatch.

/no i wouldn't
 
2013-02-05 01:11:19 PM  

BronyMedic: HairBolus: I wonder how many Farkers have had a "real" onion ring. 99.9% of those served in restaurants were manufactured in factories and shipped frozen in bags.

Rather than the standard thick battered grease sponge it is possible to make rings with a paper thin crackly crisp crust.

[www.onesixtyk.com image 640x425]

Hueys in Memphis has the best Onion Rings in the nation. Your argument is invalid.


Jeez, you two! Onion-ring snobbery? Really?
 
2013-02-05 01:11:38 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2013-02-05 01:13:22 PM  
hellowhiskey.files.wordpress.com

What disrespectful onion rings might look like
 
2013-02-05 01:13:29 PM  

oldfarthenry: BronyMedic: HairBolus: I wonder how many Farkers have had a "real" onion ring. 99.9% of those served in restaurants were manufactured in factories and shipped frozen in bags.

Rather than the standard thick battered grease sponge it is possible to make rings with a paper thin crackly crisp crust.

[www.onesixtyk.com image 640x425]

Hueys in Memphis has the best Onion Rings in the nation. Your argument is invalid.

Jeez, you two! Onion-ring snobbery? Really?


Better than Beer Snobbery. if I have to set through another FARK argument about how Natural Light is superior to Pabst Blue Ribbon, I'ma cut a biatch.
 
2013-02-05 01:16:03 PM  
Burger King has the most consistently poor service of any fast food hole. Wendy's is a close 2nd where they ignore you first, then fark up your order, but there are good wendy'ses. There are no good burger kings.
 
2013-02-05 01:18:39 PM  
Best fast food onion rings out there right now:
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Greasy as heck, but better than anything "breaded" or made from "reconstituted onions"

As a bonus, no extra charge to swap them out for fries.
 
2013-02-05 01:27:52 PM  

TheCheese: D) Eat those onion rings and come back in 8 hours minutes to paint the bathroom brown.

/seriously, you can time it almost to the minute


FTFY

/especially if you use all the dipping sauce
 
2013-02-05 01:29:43 PM  
www.redstaplerchronicles.com www.redstaplerchronicles.com
 
2013-02-05 01:31:17 PM  

ChipNASA: I'm sure they were unattractive and apparently they were unsuccessful in getting onion rings.


sounds that way to me.
 
2013-02-05 01:33:54 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Di Atribe: The My Little Pony Killer: People who lose their temper so hard over something as small as fast food need to be lined up and killed.  For the greater good.

Does the overreaction to the overreaction count as irony?

Yes, but only for tax purposes.


Plus, it's for the greater good.
 
2013-02-05 01:40:00 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I was more amused by the story about the guy with the eye patch selling gold chains.

Arrrrrrrrh!!!!


Slick Rick tha Ruler has really fallen on hard times.  It's more sad than amusing.
 
2013-02-05 01:40:36 PM  
I'm always amused when people are so particular about the quality of fast food items, as if their impeccable taste demands nothing but the best of what the giant convenience food conglomerate has to offer.

It's Burger King. The onion rings really aren't that good, anyway. Just take the ones they have ready to serve and shut the fark up, biatch. If you want something made to order, go to a real restaurant staffed by people making more than minimum wage.
 
2013-02-05 01:40:45 PM  

HairBolus: I wonder how many Farkers have had a "real" onion ring. 99.9% of those served in restaurants were manufactured in factories and shipped frozen in bags.

Rather than the standard thick battered grease sponge it is possible to make rings with a paper thin crackly crisp crust.



What the fark did you call me?
 
2013-02-05 01:43:26 PM  

The_Sponge: E) Get busy in their bathroom.


Just grab 'em in the biscuits.
 
2013-02-05 01:45:42 PM  

MCStymie: The_Sponge: E) Get busy in their bathroom.

Just grab 'em in the biscuits.



Heh.
 
2013-02-05 01:46:15 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'm always amused when people are so particular about the quality of fast food items, as if their impeccable taste demands nothing but the best of what the giant convenience food conglomerate has to offer.

It's Burger King. The onion rings really aren't that good, anyway. Just take the ones they have ready to serve and shut the fark up, biatch. If you want something made to order, go to a real restaurant staffed by people making more than minimum wage.


Waiters at "real restaurants" make less than minimum wage
 
2013-02-05 01:49:57 PM  
my favorite onion rings are in japanese restaurants, those fools know how to free shiat.
 
2013-02-05 01:50:04 PM  
Came for the Farva, leaving happy.
 
2013-02-05 01:54:01 PM  
Why is it that the people who do absolutely nothing to earn anyone's respect are the ones most concerned about being disrespected?
 
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