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2013-02-05 08:28:10 AM
Yeah? Well yo momma so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
 
2013-02-05 09:08:52 AM
Yer mamma is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed two commercials.
 
2013-02-05 09:10:01 AM
He ain't heavy, he's my supermassive black hole.
 
2013-02-05 09:13:22 AM
The black hole at NGC4526's centre is believed to have the mass of six billion trillion trillion family cars

Damn.  How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2013-02-05 09:13:36 AM

sulco: Yer mamma is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed two commercials.


And one of them was about a farmer
 
2013-02-05 09:16:02 AM
Yo mamma so fat, she got gravity
 
2013-02-05 09:16:50 AM
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for 10 lbs of crack!
 
2013-02-05 09:17:55 AM
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Nnnyyyesss - your maternal guardian is so morbidly obese that she has developed her own field of gravity - thus affecting the space exploration programs of several nations to the point where these states are inquiring about transporting her away from said launch sites!
 
2013-02-05 09:21:07 AM
Yo Mamma so fat she though a light saber had fewer calories!
 
2013-02-05 09:25:48 AM
Yo mamma so fat that when she hauls ass it takes three trips.
 
2013-02-05 09:25:55 AM
Yo mamma so fat her picture fell off the wall.
 
2013-02-05 09:26:58 AM
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2013-02-05 09:28:51 AM
Yo mama so fat she's got smaller fat ladies orbiting around her.
 
2013-02-05 09:31:40 AM
Yo mama so fat she doesn't ask for a menu, she asks for an estimate.
 
2013-02-05 09:33:48 AM
Subby, yo mama so fat, she warps space and time in a radius of two parsecs.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:55 AM
Yo mama is so fat that seismologists need to know her whereabouts when calibrating their equipment.
 
2013-02-05 09:47:55 AM
Yo mama so fat, she's got knee problems and Diabetus type II
 
2013-02-05 09:53:58 AM
Yo mama so fat, she died.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:35 AM
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
 
2013-02-05 10:01:25 AM
I love that song.
 
2013-02-05 10:29:33 AM
Yo mama so fat she has the mass of six billion trillion trillion family cars
 
2013-02-05 10:31:10 AM
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2013-02-05 10:38:34 AM
Yo mama so fat that she slit her wrists, and gravy came pouring out.

Yo mama so fat that she, like...weighs a lot of pounds.
 
2013-02-05 11:07:51 AM
They nicknamed the scale "Oprah"
 
2013-02-05 12:03:37 PM
Yo momma is so fat she's unhealthy.
 
2013-02-05 01:30:24 PM
Yo momma so fat that after sex, she smokes a turkey!
 
2013-02-05 04:32:11 PM

gopher321: Yeah? Well yo momma so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.


There's a television skit I really wanted to link, but I can't find it.  I think it was one of Mitchell and Webb's skits.  It involves a doctor speaking to a man about his mother, who is a patient at the hospital.  I really wish I could link it to you, but maybe someone else will recognize it.
 
2013-02-05 04:33:39 PM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 160x200]
Nnnyyyesss - your maternal guardian is so morbidly obese that she has developed her own field of gravity - thus affecting the space exploration programs of several nations to the point where these states are inquiring about transporting her away from said launch sites!


No, no, move the launch site instead.  That would be easier by far.
 
2013-02-05 09:32:41 PM
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