sulco: Yer mamma is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed two commercials.
gopher321: Yeah? Well yo momma so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 160x200]Nnnyyyesss - your maternal guardian is so morbidly obese that she has developed her own field of gravity - thus affecting the space exploration programs of several nations to the point where these states are inquiring about transporting her away from said launch sites!
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