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(Some Guy)   Shakespearean insults: When thy vituperation needs must pierce to the marrow   ( divider line
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2013-02-05 07:26:13 AM  
Sorry, but that's not in iambic pentameter.
2013-02-05 07:55:05 AM  
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
2013-02-05 09:18:39 AM  
Come, fair lady to my bed, we go
And verily sweet pleasure's we shall know
Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb
I beseech thee give a trim
For thy bush doth overflow

My lady doth have a 70's muff
A 1470's muff hmmm

Zounds, it's as prickly as a Christmas wreath
Think, it may hide some baby birds, beneath
Pray, shave it off to make a coat
There are fur balls down mine throat
Short and curly twixt my teeth

I sayeth not thy vagina is hirsute,
But it looketh like thou hast Buckwheat in a leg lock

But soft, what hair through yonder girdle grows
To be or not to be put in corn rows
Oh, it is beastly and unruly
And it smelleth of patchouli
And that offends my nose

Thy sayeth not thou art furry down there,
But it doth resemble Fidel Castro eating a London broil
2013-02-05 09:35:26 AM  
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//Thou currish, dread-bolted whey face!
2013-02-05 02:19:14 PM  
Aroint thee thou rump-fed runion.
2013-02-05 02:27:21 PM  

DrZiffle: Aroint thee thou rump-fed runion.

Scooby? Is that you?
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