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(TMZ)   Larisa Oleynik gets restraining order on the last person who remembers she starred in The Secret World of Alex Mack   (tmz.com) divider line 62
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2013-02-05 11:46:20 AM  
Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?
 
2013-02-05 11:47:01 AM  
I liked that show.

I also enjoyed her in 10 Things I Hate About You.
 
2013-02-05 11:49:06 AM  
Wikipedia says she's 31 now.

I feel old suddenly.
 
2013-02-05 11:54:54 AM  
His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

img69.imageshack.us

I'd restrain her
 
2013-02-05 11:54:56 AM  
The was the Other One in "Ten Things I Hate About You". The older daughter.
 
2013-02-05 12:35:53 PM  
Damn, that's a show I haven't thought about in years.
 
2013-02-05 01:23:12 PM  
She looks like Mia Farrow in that shot.
 
2013-02-05 01:36:22 PM  
Never saw that Alex Mack show, but she's Ken Cosgrove's wife in Mad Men, plus she was a CIA analyst on Hawaii Five-0. So I think she is probably doing ok for herself.
 
2013-02-05 01:45:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked


img69.imageshack.us

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-05 01:45:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her


SO HARD.
 
2013-02-05 01:48:00 PM  
I liked that Alex Mack show when I was a kid.  Good times.  Plus, it got me started early on distrusting the government.
 
2013-02-05 01:51:50 PM  
I grew up an avid fan of the show...

And now?  I'm married to Larisa' doppelganger:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/I don't know how to humble brag
 
2013-02-05 02:00:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


[i48.tinypic.com image 300x384]


Actually, I think its just that her boobs arent in that second pic.
 
2013-02-05 02:01:25 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: I grew up an avid fan of the show...

And now?  I'm married to Larisa' doppelganger:

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 274x206]

/I don't know how to humble brag


I can't see the picture, so I assume you married a jar of goop.
 
2013-02-05 02:02:34 PM  

Huck Chaser: Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?


Answer: They were both ripoffs of T2: Judgement Day.

/had the biggest crush on Alex Mack as a kid
//never drank Capri Sun though because I was too functionally retarded to work that goddamn straw-poking mechanism
 
2013-02-05 02:07:33 PM  
Hang on, I thought I was the only one who remembered that show. Damn it, not another restraining order...
 
2013-02-05 02:11:29 PM  
In legal docs, Larisa says the harassment began in July 2012 when Josh started calling her mother nonstop, and leaving gifts for her at her mom's apartment.

Larisa says Josh wrote books and love letters for her featuring creepy passages like ... "You are very beloved by me everyday. You are very precious to me ... keep me on your wheel of love."

She also says Josh left a voicemail saying he changed his last name to Oleynik in 2010 ... to "build a relationship," and wanted to propose to her.

In Larisa's legal filing she says, "I feel that I am being stalked. I am worried he is unstable and could snap at any moment."

She only FEELS like she's being stalked? Dammit... what do I... err, I mean... does he have to do to ACTUALLY stalk her?
 
2013-02-05 02:12:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


[i48.tinypic.com image 300x384]


The nice thing about hair is it grows back.
 
2013-02-05 02:15:43 PM  

t3knomanser: SmellsLikePoo: I grew up an avid fan of the show...

And now?  I'm married to Larisa' doppelganger:

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 274x206]

/I don't know how to humble brag

I can't see the picture, so I assume you married a jar of goop.


I can see it just fine in the thread... your work block facebook url?
 
2013-02-05 02:18:02 PM  
"In the year 3434 of the Second Age: You are very beloved by me everyday. You are very precious to me ... keep me on your wheel of love."

users.bestweb.net
 
2013-02-05 02:19:08 PM  

Flappyhead: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


[i48.tinypic.com image 300x384]

The nice thing about hair is it grows back.


Buy low!
 
2013-02-05 02:27:13 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: I grew up an avid fan of the show...

And now?  I'm married to Larisa' doppelganger:

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 274x206]

/I don't know how to humble brag


Right-click, and into the Fap folder.
 
2013-02-05 02:29:00 PM  

Huck Chaser: Flappyhead: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


[i48.tinypic.com image 300x384]

The nice thing about hair is it grows back.

Buy low!


images.hollywoodpix.net

I lol'd
 
2013-02-05 02:31:45 PM  

Rednaxel: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


[i48.tinypic.com image 300x384]

Actually, I think its just that her boobs arent in that second pic.


i46.tinypic.com

Sadly, she lost a lot of boob when she lost a lot of weight. Hopefully that grows back also.
 
2013-02-05 02:37:18 PM  

Flappyhead: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: His name was already Hathaway. If he had to have the same last as the person I know someone else he could have stalked

[img69.imageshack.us image 172x294]

I'd restrain her

Pre Les Mis Anne Hathaway was hot. Now, not so much.


[i48.tinypic.com image 300x384]

The nice thing about hair is it grows back.


Pep Strebeck: "Kids,  it'll grow back."
 
2013-02-05 02:40:22 PM  
Piker!

This one had to get a TRO against her own mother.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-05 02:47:11 PM  
one: she's 31? feck i feel old.
two: is it just me or was time not that kind?
three: pre/post/either/both i'd fark the demons out of anne hathaway. and prolly fark them right back in, too...

srsly, hit it so hard it'd register on seismographs.
 
2013-02-05 02:52:22 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Huck Chaser: Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?

Answer: They were both ripoffs of T2: Judgement Day.

/had the biggest crush on Alex Mack as a kid
//never drank Capri Sun though because I was too functionally retarded to work that goddamn straw-poking mechanism


You want Capri Sun?  You must get wet and sticky.  There was no good way to work that straw thing that I remember.
 
2013-02-05 02:55:58 PM  
What? Am I the only one here who saw the film "100 Girls"?
 
2013-02-05 02:59:49 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: srsly, hit it so hard it'd register on seismographs.


Most Farkers register on seismographs with any variety of rhythmic movement.  It's nothing to be proud of.
 
2013-02-05 03:00:52 PM  

Holfax: What? Am I the only one here who saw the film "100 Girls"?


No, the strip foosball scene with Katherine Heigl was quite mammarable.
 
2013-02-05 03:03:27 PM  
Wheel of Love

You are very beloved by me everyday
Your picture is in all my minds
That's why I keep the chloroform nearby
To keep you on my wheel of love

You are very precious to me
I'm in the shadows everywhere you go
Your thoughts, your words, your very soul is mine
To keep upon my wheel of love

No piece of paper from a court will do
To separate my love for you from me
Psst look behind you hi it's me let's go
And spin forever on my wheel of love
 
2013-02-05 03:03:27 PM  

mechgreg: Never saw that Alex Mack show, but she's Ken Cosgrove's wife in Mad Men, plus she was a CIA analyst on Hawaii Five-0. So I think she is probably doing ok for herself.


Imdb says she starred in Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike.  Apparently her life has taken a very dark turn in the past year.
 
2013-02-05 03:17:47 PM  

bark_atda_moon: Holfax: What? Am I the only one here who saw the film "100 Girls"?

No, the strip foosball scene with Katherine Heigl was quite mammarable.


Loved it and the quasi-sequel, 100 women.
 
2013-02-05 03:20:41 PM  
Now that I'm thinking of 90's Nick starlets, I can't help but wonder what the hell ever happened to Shelby Woo.

/or any of the kids from Space Cases
 
2013-02-05 03:40:31 PM  
Ok, what was his fark handle?
/oblig
 
2013-02-05 03:42:45 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Huck Chaser: Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?

Answer: They were both ripoffs of T2: Judgement Day.

/had the biggest crush on Alex Mack as a kid
//never drank Capri Sun though because I was too functionally retarded to work that goddamn straw-poking mechanism


The key was to turn the Capri Sun upside down and jam the straw through the flat part of the base.
 
2013-02-05 03:46:35 PM  

Strolpol: Now that I'm thinking of 90's Nick starlets, I can't help but wonder what the hell ever happened to Shelby Woo.

/or any of the kids from Space Cases


Jewel Staite has done pretty well for herself since Space Cases.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0821612/?ref_=sr_1

I'll avoid any rants about Firefly, but she was pretty awesome in that.
 
2013-02-05 03:47:08 PM  

LadyHawke: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Huck Chaser: Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?

Answer: They were both ripoffs of T2: Judgement Day.

/had the biggest crush on Alex Mack as a kid
//never drank Capri Sun though because I was too functionally retarded to work that goddamn straw-poking mechanism

The key was to turn the Capri Sun upside down and jam the straw through the flat part of the base.


No, the real key was to hold it by pinching the top, above the straw hole.  That way you could push as hard as you want and it wouldn't squirt because you weren't squeezing the sides.

/giggity
 
2013-02-05 03:50:29 PM  

Huck Chaser


LadyHawke: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Huck Chaser: Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?

Answer: They were both ripoffs of T2: Judgement Day.

/had the biggest crush on Alex Mack as a kid
//never drank Capri Sun though because I was too functionally retarded to work that goddamn straw-poking mechanism

The key was to turn the Capri Sun upside down and jam the straw through the flat part of the base.

No, the real key was to hold it by pinching the top, above the straw hole. That way you could push as hard as you want and it wouldn't squirt because you weren't squeezing the sides.


How did you guys never figure out to put your thumb over the top of the straw when inserting it? It was anti-squirt and it gave you more pushing power.
 
2013-02-05 03:52:30 PM  

smimmy: Imdb says she starred in Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike. Apparently her life has taken a very dark turn in the past year.


As long as she got paid upfront, there's nothing wrong with collecting a paycheck. Unless she's a Randian True Believer.
 
2013-02-05 04:01:11 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Huck Chaser

LadyHawke: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Huck Chaser: Was that show based on the Capri Sun commercials, or vice versa?

Answer: They were both ripoffs of T2: Judgement Day.

/had the biggest crush on Alex Mack as a kid
//never drank Capri Sun though because I was too functionally retarded to work that goddamn straw-poking mechanism

The key was to turn the Capri Sun upside down and jam the straw through the flat part of the base.

No, the real key was to hold it by pinching the top, above the straw hole. That way you could push as hard as you want and it wouldn't squirt because you weren't squeezing the sides.


How did you guys never figure out to put your thumb over the top of the straw when inserting it? It was anti-squirt and it gave you more pushing power.


Probably because I just described a technique that was even better than that?

/Capri Sun...serious business
 
2013-02-05 04:11:48 PM  

Huck Chaser


Probably because I just described a technique that was even better than that?

/Capri Sun...serious business


Suh, I demand satisfaction!

*slaps Huck with dueling glove*
 
2013-02-05 04:15:46 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Huck Chaser

Probably because I just described a technique that was even better than that?

/Capri Sun...serious business


Suh, I demand satisfaction!

*slaps Huck with dueling glove*


First person to pierce the other's skin with a Capri Sun straw wins?
 
2013-02-05 04:57:21 PM  

Strolpol: Now that I'm thinking of 90's Nick starlets, I can't help but wonder what the hell ever happened to Shelby Woo.

/or any of the kids from Space Cases


Apparently, not a whole hell of a lot. She ended up going into investment banking.

And she's 38 now. She married in 2008.
 
2013-02-05 05:17:28 PM  

Huck Chaser


First person to pierce the other's skin with a Capri Sun straw wins?


Pointy drinking devices at dawn!


:-)
 
2013-02-05 05:56:31 PM  
um, silly question.  who?
 
2013-02-05 06:27:26 PM  

Just_a_Bear: um, silly question.  who?


Know how I know you were born either before 1982 or after 1995?
 
2013-02-05 06:37:46 PM  
Short-hair haters, please die in the nearest fire.

Thanks, toodles.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-05 06:58:02 PM  
I haven't heard that name in years. My hazy recollection says she was one of the starlets people on usenet obsessed over back in the day. Anybody want to send her a link to the archives?
 
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