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(Daily Mail)   Unusual crime spree hits Brazilian city where outlaws are all called John Lennon. Try to, like, picture that in your mind   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2013-02-05 08:58:59 AM
DNRDTA.

Don't we call them just Johns?
 
2013-02-05 08:59:51 AM
And every crime is foiled by an incompetent Asian female accomplice who fancies herself an artist.
 
2013-02-05 09:00:10 AM
Imagine all the people living a life of crime.
 
2013-02-05 09:00:13 AM
That is a lot of cities for a crime spree to hit all at once!
 
2013-02-05 09:00:51 AM
Didn't anybody tell them there would be days like this?  Strange days, indeed.
 
2013-02-05 09:02:43 AM
I would have gone directly with "Can you imagine that?" rather than trying to be coy about it, but still a good job,  subby.
 
2013-02-05 09:06:35 AM
Weird how all of them came together.
 
2013-02-05 09:12:02 AM
Instant karma's gonna get them.
 
2013-02-05 09:13:09 AM
Brazilian John Lennons? That's a lot of John Lennons.
 
2013-02-05 09:16:28 AM
TO THE YOKOMOBILE.
 
2013-02-05 09:17:10 AM
"and no religion too"
 
2013-02-05 09:21:47 AM
Happiness is a warm gun after all!
 
2013-02-05 09:22:05 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Bruce approves.
 
2013-02-05 09:27:51 AM
I guess he wasn't lying when he said "I'm not the only one".
 
2013-02-05 09:31:21 AM
Imagine all the criminals having the same name.....

/Ooh, ooh.
 
2013-02-05 09:31:46 AM
When I read the headline I was wondering why they would call criminals John Lennon.

They are actually "named" John Lennon, not just "called" John Lennon.

Semantics.
 
2013-02-05 09:34:38 AM
Imagine no my possessions.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-05 09:44:44 AM

airsupport: TO THE YOKOMOBILE.


I think we can break up this crime ring.
 
2013-02-05 09:46:11 AM
So, are they going to stock their police force with Mark David Chapmans, or...

/Oh God, that was horrible.
//I am so sorry.
 
2013-02-05 09:54:19 AM
You would be surprised by the number of women named Ladydi (Lay dee dee) in South America after her visit in the late 80s and after her death.
 
2013-02-05 10:06:44 AM
Imagine all the women....with big tits and a well rounded ass....a-a-a-aaaass....


Fluorescent Testicle: So, are they going to stock their police force with Mark David Chapmans, or...

/Oh God, that was horrible.
//I am so sorry.


Tell them Jodie Foster is coming down there as bait.
 
2013-02-05 10:29:28 AM

Mugato: Imagine all the women....with big tits and a well rounded ass....a-a-a-aaaass....


Fluorescent Testicle: So, are they going to stock their police force with Mark David Chapmans, or...

/Oh God, that was horrible.
//I am so sorry.

Tell them Jodie Foster is coming down there as bait.
And have her stand by the Dakota.

 
2013-02-05 01:27:51 PM
What, no John Bigbooty?
 
2013-02-05 02:04:12 PM
Since I've always considered Lennon's solo work criminally bad, this makes sense to me.

/I know, I know - begin flaming
 
2013-02-05 08:55:16 PM

nmemkha: I guess he wasn't lying when he said "I'm not the only one".


I tried to come up with a funny line, saw this and quit.
 
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