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(Daily Mail)   Meet the 30 year old billionaire who loves fast cars and owns the worlds greatest burger franchise. The perfect woman   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-02-05 07:52:23 AM  
5 votes:

Kimpak: Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.

She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.



Because she's the hero the fast food industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burger knight.
2013-02-05 08:18:48 AM  
4 votes:

Tumunga: God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires.

/I hate richers.
//phuqin' koont.


You sound poor and bitter.
2013-02-05 07:57:07 AM  
4 votes:
I'd In and Out her.
2013-02-05 07:48:43 AM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks
2013-02-05 08:10:40 AM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: Shadow Blasko: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..

It does make sense though.

/wants a home theatre that's more than a laptop, beanbag chair and two speakers


None of you have ever eaten at In-N-Out, have you?  It's obvious why this chick needs so many bathrooms.
2013-02-05 07:53:06 AM  
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks


Isn't that called being homeless?
2013-02-05 07:51:45 AM  
2 votes:
How succesful of her to inherit an empire.
2013-02-05 07:46:09 AM  
2 votes:

Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.


She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.
2013-02-05 06:50:05 AM  
2 votes:

Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.


Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.
2013-02-05 10:50:58 AM  
1 votes:

GoldDude: No Lebowksi threads yet... what the fark?



www.frontroomcinema.com

/hot
2013-02-05 10:40:49 AM  
1 votes:
She worked at the Redding branch? Was she being punished or something?
2013-02-05 10:16:17 AM  
1 votes:
I'd eat her animal style.
2013-02-05 09:23:35 AM  
1 votes:
Those are good burgers...

...Shut UP Donny
2013-02-05 09:09:05 AM  
1 votes:
Ha. Yeah. Mysterious family deaths. Super religious. Yup. Perfect woman. You can have her.

/I really do miss In-N-Out burgers though.
2013-02-05 08:18:01 AM  
1 votes:

dr.zaeus: None of you have ever eaten at In-N-Out, have you?  It's obvious why this chick needs so many bathrooms.


Can you imagine the number required by the owners of Taco Bell?
2013-02-05 08:06:08 AM  
1 votes:

DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????


Yup. She keeps them chained up in her "play room."
2013-02-05 07:57:09 AM  
1 votes:
She got teased by her classmates? What was that like I wonder.
Hahaha your family has money!
2013-02-05 07:55:41 AM  
1 votes:
She probably smells like grease and raw onions. *bleah*
2013-02-05 07:51:04 AM  
1 votes:
Funny how wanting privacy is "notorious" to the media.
2013-02-05 07:50:13 AM  
1 votes:
No time for the old in and out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
 
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