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2013-02-05 06:40:37 AM
Crazy, maybe, too.
 
2013-02-05 06:50:05 AM

Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.


Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.
 
2013-02-05 06:58:07 AM
According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?
 
2013-02-05 07:02:10 AM

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..
 
2013-02-05 07:46:09 AM

Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.


She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.
 
2013-02-05 07:46:28 AM
3' tall, with removable teeth and a flat head ?
 
2013-02-05 07:47:24 AM
Married three times?

Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy
 
2013-02-05 07:48:43 AM

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks
 
2013-02-05 07:50:13 AM
No time for the old in and out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
 
2013-02-05 07:50:25 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Married three times?

Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy


or she's just careful not to stay married to guys who are mooches... it says in the article she's very secluded and secretive, being careful to stay out of the public eye except when racing...

Doesn't sound crazy, sounds like how i would act if i were a billionaire...
 
2013-02-05 07:50:50 AM
Wow!! What a looker!!

Right guys?
 
2013-02-05 07:51:04 AM
Funny how wanting privacy is "notorious" to the media.
 
2013-02-05 07:51:32 AM

CujoQuarrel: Wow!! What a looker!!

Right guys?


actually, as a brunette she's not bad looking
 
2013-02-05 07:51:38 AM

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks

She probably doesn't like to flush.  I bet she buys a new house after two weeks with  more toilets to poop in.

 
2013-02-05 07:51:45 AM
How succesful of her to inherit an empire.
 
2013-02-05 07:51:54 AM

Shadow Blasko: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..


It does make sense though.

/wants a home theatre that's more than a laptop, beanbag chair and two speakers
 
2013-02-05 07:52:23 AM

Kimpak: Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.

She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.



Because she's the hero the fast food industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burger knight.
 
2013-02-05 07:53:06 AM

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks


Isn't that called being homeless?
 
2013-02-05 07:53:13 AM
I read somewhere that she's an Ayn Randroid.
 
2013-02-05 07:53:40 AM
I'd sexually gratify that.
 
2013-02-05 07:53:48 AM

CeroX: or she's just careful not to stay married to guys who are mooches... it says in the article she's very secluded and secretive, being careful to stay out of the public eye except when racing...

Doesn't sound crazy, sounds like how i would act if i were a billionaire...


Yea she's so careful that she got suckered three separate times.
 
2013-02-05 07:54:39 AM

miss diminutive: Isn't that called being homeless?


No no no, pooping on a different street corner every day is homeless
 
2013-02-05 07:55:41 AM
She probably smells like grease and raw onions. *bleah*
 
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2013-02-05 07:56:13 AM

veedeevadeevoodee: 3' tall, with removable teeth and a flat head ?


...and owns a liquor store......
 
2013-02-05 07:57:07 AM
I'd In and Out her.
 
2013-02-05 07:57:09 AM
She got teased by her classmates? What was that like I wonder.
Hahaha your family has money!
 
2013-02-05 07:57:34 AM
She's got fat arms.
 
2013-02-05 07:58:33 AM

sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.


So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.
A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.
 
2013-02-05 08:01:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.

So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.
A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.


so she inherited good business partners as well. The infrastructure and leadership to the run the business was probably in place before she was born. If she fell off the world tomorrow it would STILL be a successful business, they would just change the name on the check the 'owner' gets.
 
2013-02-05 08:02:39 AM

Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe probably, too.

 
2013-02-05 08:04:08 AM
Ya gotta love her.
I know I would.
 
2013-02-05 08:04:28 AM
How many farkers in love sight unseen? Still, any woman that enjoys guys activities is going to be more desirable.

Props to her for growing the company in this economy though....
 
2013-02-05 08:04:41 AM

Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.


I don't think I would have lived to 30.
 
2013-02-05 08:04:57 AM
Lynsi Torres... what a driver!
 
2013-02-05 08:04:59 AM

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


She beefs...
 
2013-02-05 08:05:17 AM
She owns Five Guys?????
 
2013-02-05 08:06:08 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????


Yup. She keeps them chained up in her "play room."
 
2013-02-05 08:08:52 AM
No Lebowksi threads yet... what the fark?
 
2013-02-05 08:10:40 AM

miss diminutive: Shadow Blasko: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..

It does make sense though.

/wants a home theatre that's more than a laptop, beanbag chair and two speakers


None of you have ever eaten at In-N-Out, have you?  It's obvious why this chick needs so many bathrooms.
 
2013-02-05 08:12:03 AM
God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires.

/I hate richers.
//phuqin' koont.
 
2013-02-05 08:12:38 AM

veedeevadeevoodee: 3' tall, with removable teeth and a flat head ?


Why no teeth, cousin?
 
2013-02-05 08:13:17 AM

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


So she won't leave snail tracks on the marble floors?
 
2013-02-05 08:17:04 AM

miss diminutive: According to Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.


Hmmm. Must be eating way to much of her company's product .
 
2013-02-05 08:18:01 AM

dr.zaeus: None of you have ever eaten at In-N-Out, have you?  It's obvious why this chick needs so many bathrooms.


Can you imagine the number required by the owners of Taco Bell?
 
2013-02-05 08:18:37 AM
In other new, Katie Davies is a awful journalist and the Daily Fail has no editors:

"America's youngest female billionaire " -> "Lynsi, who has half ownership of the [$1.1 bn] company through a trust"

"Baldwin Park headquarters and secondary bases in Dallas and Texas"

"her company has expanded to 280 stores" -> "In-N-Out now has over 260 restaurants"

"...with whom she had twins - a boy and a girl."    "Her current husband is drag racer Val Torres Jr. who has two daughters from her previous relationship."
 
2013-02-05 08:18:48 AM

Tumunga: God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires.

/I hate richers.
//phuqin' koont.


You sound poor and bitter.
 
2013-02-05 08:19:41 AM
Dibs!
 
2013-02-05 08:20:33 AM
*"In other news..."

/is an engineer, not a journalist
 
2013-02-05 08:21:21 AM

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


I go to the bathroom more often than I sleep.  Makes sense to me.
 
2013-02-05 08:21:39 AM

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


When you need to pee.. you need to pee. You know how long it would take to run to the bathroom in that place?
 
2013-02-05 08:24:02 AM
"With no business training or college degree she was the only person left to keep the 60-year-old chain in the family - her only training was having worked on the weekends at a branch in Redding as a teenager."

I'm surprised her parents didn't prep her more on how to run the business.  Granted, she doesn't have to know all the ins and outs (pun intended) of running the business...so long as she hires good people to do it for her, but still...seems like that could be a bad deal over the long haul.
 
2013-02-05 08:25:02 AM

MNguy: She's got fat arms.


Meh, i'd still hit it.
 
2013-02-05 08:33:47 AM
I put In-And-Out tied with Five Guys, but both are a close second to the local DC burger joint Z-Burger.
 
2013-02-05 08:35:46 AM
I love her. Not for her money. No way. She just seems like a really nice person. I would totally marry her (no pre-nup) that would be disrespectful to our true love. Call me honey. We are soul mates.
 
2013-02-05 08:36:56 AM

DjangoStonereaver: I put In-And-Out tied with Five Guys, but both are a close second to the local DC burger joint Z-Burger.


"what's a z-burger"
"if you have to ask, you can't afford it"
 
2013-02-05 08:44:56 AM

slayer199: "With no business training or college degree she was the only person left to keep the 60-year-old chain in the family - her only training was having worked on the weekends at a branch in Redding as a teenager."

I'm surprised her parents didn't prep her more on how to run the business.  Granted, she doesn't have to know all the ins and outs (pun intended) of running the business...so long as she hires good people to do it for her, but still...seems like that could be a bad deal over the long haul.


Her dad died of an overdose when she was 17, and she went off and got married the same year.  That shows a number of things:

1. Dad had no judgement
2. Dad died unexpectedly
3. Adults had very little influence on that girl
 
2013-02-05 08:49:37 AM

runescorpio: She got teased by her classmates? What was that like I wonder.
Hahaha your family has money!


Well TFA says she went to a private school, which likely means all the kids there had rich families. Since there aren't poor people to pick on in the school they likely pick on each other using other criteria. Things like "Your family only makes 7 figures a year, mine makes 8." "Your family is a bunch of upstart youngblood riches, jumped up gutter trash. Mine's been wealthy for 5 generations." "Your family actually had to work to earn their millions? How pedestrian."
 
2013-02-05 08:49:46 AM

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

You haven't lived until you've pooped fapped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks


FTFY
 
2013-02-05 08:53:58 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Married three times?

Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy




Or, maybe, men can also be gold diggers.
 
2013-02-05 08:55:35 AM

DjangoStonereaver: I put In-And-Out tied with Five Guys, but both are a close second to the local DC burger joint Z-Burger.


Have you been to Ray's or Good Stuff yet?   Best burger joints in the WORLD!!!
 
2013-02-05 09:01:31 AM

maggoo: Tat'dGreaser: Married three times?

Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy

Or, maybe, men can also be gold diggers.


Well she's either crazy or stupid then.
 
2013-02-05 09:09:05 AM
Ha. Yeah. Mysterious family deaths. Super religious. Yup. Perfect woman. You can have her.

/I really do miss In-N-Out burgers though.
 
2013-02-05 09:10:37 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????


Haha, I thought the same thing.

The thing about In N Out, I have no idea how a place with such great burgers, makes the most godawful French fries that taste like moist cardboard.
 
2013-02-05 09:14:30 AM

Tat'dGreaser: You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks


Anything over a fortnight's worth is just ostentation.
 
2013-02-05 09:20:08 AM

Sgt Otter: DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????

Haha, I thought the same thing.

The thing about In N Out, I have no idea how a place with such great burgers, makes the most godawful French fries that taste like moist cardboard.


Get em animal style. That way you don't really taste the fries.
 
2013-02-05 09:20:32 AM

give me doughnuts: Anything over a fortnight's worth is just ostentation.


I am glad someone else said fortnight because I was just itching to use it
 
2013-02-05 09:23:35 AM
Those are good burgers...

...Shut UP Donny
 
2013-02-05 09:25:07 AM
does she fark on first dates?
does her dad she own a brewery?
does she have great tits ?
and will she show them to me?
 
2013-02-05 09:26:04 AM

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: Isn't that called being homeless?

No no no, pooping on a different street corner every day is homeless



Given the size of her house, she might be pooping on a different street corner each time as well.
 
2013-02-05 09:39:49 AM

Girion47: DjangoStonereaver: I put In-And-Out tied with Five Guys, but both are a close second to the local DC burger joint Z-Burger.

Have you been to Ray's or Good Stuff yet?   Best burger joints in the WORLD!!!


Krystal all the way baby!
 
2013-02-05 09:40:41 AM

CeroX: Doesn't sound crazy, sounds like how i would act if i were a billionaire...


This.

She's an insanely rich, quite attractive, young heiress who ISN'T an attention whore.  I fail to see how that makes her crazy.

/Grandpa died young, father died young via OD, so she probably does have a daddy issue - hence the multiple marriages at a young age.
 
2013-02-05 09:47:26 AM
I'd give her the old... something something.
 
2013-02-05 10:16:17 AM
I'd eat her animal style.
 
2013-02-05 10:21:53 AM
Seems like she knows she was born on 3rd base and didn't hit a triple.
 
2013-02-05 10:40:49 AM
She worked at the Redding branch? Was she being punished or something?
 
2013-02-05 10:50:58 AM

GoldDude: No Lebowksi threads yet... what the fark?



www.frontroomcinema.com

/hot
 
2013-02-05 10:55:40 AM
Damnit. There are no In n Out Burgers here in Michigan.

Pisses me off.
 
2013-02-05 11:01:38 AM
something something in and out furburger
 
2013-02-05 12:05:32 PM
No franchises, fail-mitter.
 
2013-02-05 12:14:22 PM
Married 3 times? Yeah, she sounds like a winner.

And the only meal I've ever had at In-N-Out (here in Texas) sucked.
 
2013-02-05 01:37:23 PM

doczoidberg: Damnit. There are no In n Out Burgers here in Michigan.

Pisses me off.


Aren't there other options to put foods into your body with dangerously high levels of chemicals and calories?
 
2013-02-05 01:41:56 PM
I'd burger her fries.

/got nuthin
 
2013-02-05 01:56:04 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: She probably smells like grease and raw onions. *bleah*


and 20W 50.
 
2013-02-05 02:24:59 PM
I had In-n-Out when I was in Santa Cruz because people said it was so good. I remember not being particularly impressed and a little disappointed and still preferring Wendy's but maybe I didn't get the right burger or something.
 
2013-02-05 03:11:05 PM

Mega Steve: Kimpak: Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.

She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.


Because she's the hero the fast food industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burger knight.


Incidentally, one of the top results for "burger knight" is this pic. Not exactly what I had envisioned, but it works.
files.coloribus.com
 
2013-02-05 03:45:18 PM
The article missed one of the most interesting facts of her inheritance which was that her uncle Rich died aboard a corporate jet, a Westwind 24A, caught in the turbulence of a 757 in 1993 and almost killed her grandmother who had disembarked at an earlier stop.  If that had happened she would have inherited the company upon the death of her father instead of the death of her grandmother.
 
2013-02-05 03:58:06 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Tumunga: God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires.

/I hate richers.
//phuqin' koont.

You sound poor and bitter.


Aside from my worn out Keds, does it show?
 
2013-02-05 04:11:13 PM

Subtle_Canary: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.

So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.
A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.

so she inherited good business partners as well. The infrastructure and leadership to the run the business was probably in place before she was born. If she fell off the world tomorrow it would STILL be a successful business, they would just change the name on the check the 'owner' gets.


Wow jealous much?
 
2013-02-05 06:59:11 PM
Nice rack. I'll take two.

us.images.detik.com
 
2013-02-06 07:40:58 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.

So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.
A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.


It is the THIRD generation that farks up the family business.

I don't care if she is a reclusive kook.  Just keep expanding BUT DO NOT diminish the quality.

// now lives in Ohio and misses In-N-Out very much.  No, Five Guys doesn't cut it.
 
2013-02-06 07:46:40 AM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Married 3 times? Yeah, she sounds like a winner.

And the only meal I've ever had at In-N-Out (here in Texas) sucked.


Been to Texas many times... I just thought that was the taste of Texas that sucked.
 
2013-02-06 07:20:47 PM
So what are these "animal style" fries of which FTA speaks?

Just fried in lard, or what?
 
2013-02-07 07:08:07 AM

Kanemano: does she fark on first dates?
does her dad she own a brewery?
does she have great tits ?
and will she show them to me?


And gday to the australian farker..

might actually be obscure on fark
 
2013-02-07 07:04:31 PM

WeenerGord: So what are these "animal style" fries of which FTA speaks?

Just fried in lard, or what?


Layered in your sandwich, I think.

/tried INNOB
//left disappointed and slightly ill
 
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