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(Daily Mail)   Meet the 30 year old billionaire who loves fast cars and owns the worlds greatest burger franchise. The perfect woman   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2013-02-05 06:40:37 AM  
Crazy, maybe, too.
 
2013-02-05 06:50:05 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.


Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.
 
2013-02-05 06:58:07 AM  
According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?
 
2013-02-05 07:02:10 AM  

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..
 
2013-02-05 07:46:09 AM  

Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.


She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.
 
2013-02-05 07:46:28 AM  
3' tall, with removable teeth and a flat head ?
 
2013-02-05 07:47:24 AM  
Married three times?

Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy
 
2013-02-05 07:48:43 AM  

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks
 
2013-02-05 07:50:13 AM  
No time for the old in and out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
 
2013-02-05 07:50:25 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Married three times?

Crrrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyyy


or she's just careful not to stay married to guys who are mooches... it says in the article she's very secluded and secretive, being careful to stay out of the public eye except when racing...

Doesn't sound crazy, sounds like how i would act if i were a billionaire...
 
2013-02-05 07:50:50 AM  
Wow!! What a looker!!

Right guys?
 
2013-02-05 07:51:04 AM  
Funny how wanting privacy is "notorious" to the media.
 
2013-02-05 07:51:32 AM  

CujoQuarrel: Wow!! What a looker!!

Right guys?


actually, as a brunette she's not bad looking
 
2013-02-05 07:51:38 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks

She probably doesn't like to flush.  I bet she buys a new house after two weeks with  more toilets to poop in.

 
2013-02-05 07:51:45 AM  
How succesful of her to inherit an empire.
 
2013-02-05 07:51:54 AM  

Shadow Blasko: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..


It does make sense though.

/wants a home theatre that's more than a laptop, beanbag chair and two speakers
 
2013-02-05 07:52:23 AM  

Kimpak: Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.

She has all the makings of a super hero....or villain.



Because she's the hero the fast food industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burger knight.
 
2013-02-05 07:53:06 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

You haven't lived until you've pooped in a different bathroom everyday for over two weeks


Isn't that called being homeless?
 
2013-02-05 07:53:13 AM  
I read somewhere that she's an Ayn Randroid.
 
2013-02-05 07:53:40 AM  
I'd sexually gratify that.
 
2013-02-05 07:53:48 AM  

CeroX: or she's just careful not to stay married to guys who are mooches... it says in the article she's very secluded and secretive, being careful to stay out of the public eye except when racing...

Doesn't sound crazy, sounds like how i would act if i were a billionaire...


Yea she's so careful that she got suckered three separate times.
 
2013-02-05 07:54:39 AM  

miss diminutive: Isn't that called being homeless?


No no no, pooping on a different street corner every day is homeless
 
2013-02-05 07:55:41 AM  
She probably smells like grease and raw onions. *bleah*
 
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2013-02-05 07:56:13 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: 3' tall, with removable teeth and a flat head ?


...and owns a liquor store......
 
2013-02-05 07:57:07 AM  
I'd In and Out her.
 
2013-02-05 07:57:09 AM  
She got teased by her classmates? What was that like I wonder.
Hahaha your family has money!
 
2013-02-05 07:57:34 AM  
She's got fat arms.
 
2013-02-05 07:58:33 AM  

sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.


So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.
A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.
 
2013-02-05 08:01:14 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sure haven't: How succesful of her to inherit an empire.

So far it looks like she is growing the empire she inherited. There's something to be said for that.
A lot of people would have managed to piss it away.


so she inherited good business partners as well. The infrastructure and leadership to the run the business was probably in place before she was born. If she fell off the world tomorrow it would STILL be a successful business, they would just change the name on the check the 'owner' gets.
 
2013-02-05 08:02:39 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe probably, too.

 
2013-02-05 08:04:08 AM  
Ya gotta love her.
I know I would.
 
2013-02-05 08:04:28 AM  
How many farkers in love sight unseen? Still, any woman that enjoys guys activities is going to be more desirable.

Props to her for growing the company in this economy though....
 
2013-02-05 08:04:41 AM  

Andromeda: Speaker2Animals: Crazy, maybe, too.

Yeah but if I suddenly got all that wealth in my early 20s thanks to my mom dying, and my dad dying of a drug overdose at 17 to boot, I don't think I'd be fully normal either.


I don't think I would have lived to 30.
 
2013-02-05 08:04:57 AM  
Lynsi Torres... what a driver!
 
2013-02-05 08:04:59 AM  

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


She beefs...
 
2013-02-05 08:05:17 AM  
She owns Five Guys?????
 
2013-02-05 08:06:08 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: She owns Five Guys?????


Yup. She keeps them chained up in her "play room."
 
2013-02-05 08:08:52 AM  
No Lebowksi threads yet... what the fark?
 
2013-02-05 08:10:40 AM  

miss diminutive: Shadow Blasko: miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?

If the host/ess likes to entertain there are frequently more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Sitting rooms, gyms, pool, spa rooms, theatre, all will have bathrooms, sometimes two, and are not counted as bedrooms.

/Can't remember why I know this..

It does make sense though.

/wants a home theatre that's more than a laptop, beanbag chair and two speakers


None of you have ever eaten at In-N-Out, have you?  It's obvious why this chick needs so many bathrooms.
 
2013-02-05 08:12:03 AM  
God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires.

/I hate richers.
//phuqin' koont.
 
2013-02-05 08:12:38 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: 3' tall, with removable teeth and a flat head ?


Why no teeth, cousin?
 
2013-02-05 08:13:17 AM  

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


So she won't leave snail tracks on the marble floors?
 
2013-02-05 08:17:04 AM  

miss diminutive: According to Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.


Hmmm. Must be eating way to much of her company's product .
 
2013-02-05 08:18:01 AM  

dr.zaeus: None of you have ever eaten at In-N-Out, have you?  It's obvious why this chick needs so many bathrooms.


Can you imagine the number required by the owners of Taco Bell?
 
2013-02-05 08:18:37 AM  
In other new, Katie Davies is a awful journalist and the Daily Fail has no editors:

"America's youngest female billionaire " -> "Lynsi, who has half ownership of the [$1.1 bn] company through a trust"

"Baldwin Park headquarters and secondary bases in Dallas and Texas"

"her company has expanded to 280 stores" -> "In-N-Out now has over 260 restaurants"

"...with whom she had twins - a boy and a girl."    "Her current husband is drag racer Val Torres Jr. who has two daughters from her previous relationship."
 
2013-02-05 08:18:48 AM  

Tumunga: God, you gotta love those self-made, industrialist billionaires.

/I hate richers.
//phuqin' koont.


You sound poor and bitter.
 
2013-02-05 08:19:41 AM  
Dibs!
 
2013-02-05 08:20:33 AM  
*"In other news..."

/is an engineer, not a journalist
 
2013-02-05 08:21:21 AM  

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


I go to the bathroom more often than I sleep.  Makes sense to me.
 
2013-02-05 08:21:39 AM  

miss diminutive: According to  Realestalker.com she bought the 7 bedroom, 16 bathroom, luxury home from former L.A. dodgers player Adrián Beltré.

Why does the house need more than twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


When you need to pee.. you need to pee. You know how long it would take to run to the bathroom in that place?
 
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