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(Daily Mail)   Athletes more sexually potent than couch potatoes, less likely to get obscure TV and film references   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
    More: Obvious, sperm quality, laziness, sports medicines, used good, sperm counts, British Journal of Sports Medicine, University of Sheffield  
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2013-02-05 12:43:00 AM
So you're saying that if I'd decided against joining the curling team, I wouldn't have five kids?
 
2013-02-05 12:44:19 AM
Makes sense. I had the best sex of my life after a day of snowboarding.
 
2013-02-05 12:46:10 AM

FishyFred: Makes sense. I had the best sex of my life after a day of snowboarding.


I think it has more to do with the little swimmers not being cooked.
 
2013-02-05 12:46:52 AM

DeadGeek: So you're saying that if I'd decided against joining the curling team, I wouldn't have five kids?


It's impressive that you were on a curling team and still managed to have sex 5 times. I kid, but seriously, it's nice to know my apathy is actually a form of birth control.
 
2013-02-05 12:49:18 AM
Lots of girls like me because, let's face it, I'm pretty adorable. And my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers
 
2013-02-05 12:49:44 AM

ordinarysteve: DeadGeek: So you're saying that if I'd decided against joining the curling team, I wouldn't have five kids?

It's impressive that you were on a curling team and still managed to have sex 5 times. I kid, but seriously, it's nice to know my apathy is actually a form of birth control.


Not just 5 times, but 5 times in 7 years. And it's about that time again, better break out the speedos and KY jelly.

/Look out ladies, I'm a wild man
 
2013-02-05 12:51:22 AM
Yeah, athletes might get more sex, but I can watch 5 seconds of Star Trek: TNG and know what episode it is, the guest stars, what season it was, if it was a good episode, basic plot summary, the director and the stardate in the next Captain's log entry.  So there!

/can't figure out why everyone seems so surprised that I'm married
 
2013-02-05 12:53:07 AM
On the other hand, couch potatoes don't have as many paternity issues.
 
2013-02-05 12:55:03 AM
Sexy athlete thread?

www.stormbowling.com

/aw yeah... young and virile
 
2013-02-05 12:56:09 AM

FunkOut: On the other hand, couch potatoes don't have as many paternity issues.


I wonder how much t.v ODB watched? I'm assuming he didn't even know what t.v was. Does smoking crack count as exercise? Also, Shawn Kemp should watch more t.v
 
2013-02-05 12:58:28 AM
www.pegym.com
 
2013-02-05 12:58:38 AM

ordinarysteve: FunkOut: On the other hand, couch potatoes don't have as many paternity issues.

I wonder how much t.v ODB watched? I'm assuming he didn't even know what t.v was. Does smoking crack count as exercise? Also, Shawn Kemp should watch more t.v


I picture him watching some action figures inside a cardboard box for hours.
 
2013-02-05 01:03:06 AM
Couldn't it be that men with higher sperm counts just happen to be more active? Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Preposterous amounts of testosterone, perhaps? Preposterone?
 
2013-02-05 01:08:00 AM
But my knowledge of obscure references is good so that's something right? Right?
 
2013-02-05 01:11:00 AM

FunkOut: On the other hand, couch potatoes don't have as many paternity issues.


And we don't have to do any of that soul-crushing "family bonding" either.
 
2013-02-05 01:12:16 AM

miss diminutive: Couldn't it be that men with higher sperm counts just happen to be more active? Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Preposterous amounts of testosterone, perhaps? Preposterone?


That would require crystal meth in a can
 
2013-02-05 01:13:11 AM
Before the vasectomy the doctor said my sperm count was so high I could get a woman pregnant through a paid of snow pants.
 
2013-02-05 01:14:05 AM
I'm willing to bet most of them don't have Fark handles either....
 
2013-02-05 01:19:00 AM

ordinarysteve: miss diminutive: Couldn't it be that men with higher sperm counts just happen to be more active? Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Preposterous amounts of testosterone, perhaps? Preposterone?

That would require crystal meth in a can


Manana or gun flavoured?
 
2013-02-05 01:20:52 AM
so, the working out every day is actually what makes me more virile, not the shakes and diet supplements which are making a once-skinny guy into mr muscles?

/not mr muscles, and no kids
//that's my older brother, the mountain bike enthusiast with 3 kids
///or my twin, the marathoner, with 4
 
2013-02-05 01:22:07 AM

miss diminutive: ordinarysteve: miss diminutive: Couldn't it be that men with higher sperm counts just happen to be more active? Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Preposterous amounts of testosterone, perhaps? Preposterone?

That would require crystal meth in a can

Manana or gun flavoured?


Doesn't matter as long as I feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
 
2013-02-05 01:37:24 AM
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2013-02-05 01:49:53 AM
www.sitcomsonline.com
Am I doing it right?
 
2013-02-05 02:05:12 AM
Maybe it's the other way around that the men with better sperm counts are more energetic and can get the exercise?
 
2013-02-05 02:17:51 AM
Working your body hard makes you want to fark a lot.
Unless I over-train which makes me totally lose interest, which I know means it's time to slow up on the cycling.
 
2013-02-05 02:33:14 AM

miss diminutive: Couldn't it be that men with higher sperm counts just happen to be more active? Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Preposterous amounts of testosterone, perhaps? Preposterone?


Or all the ones they inject or get through other means of PEDs.
 
2013-02-05 03:04:23 AM
"My father had athalete's foot, and I can tell you he was no athalete!"
 
2013-02-05 03:07:32 AM
Direct from the Romero Dept. of the N.S. Sherlock Institute for the Blindingly Obvious...

/Has been my experience that a well placed "as you wish" coupled with a rouge-ish grin can level the playing field pretty damn effectively, so maybe there's something to be said for the for the movie references after all?
 
2013-02-05 04:42:37 AM
I guess it depends on who you want to have sex WITH.

I myself love a man filled with obscure TV and film references.
 
2013-02-05 06:40:38 AM

Gyrfalcon: I guess it depends on who you want to have sex WITH.

I myself love a man filled with obscure TV and film references.


Reading FARK must be like a romance novel, then!

(except for the poo-flinging)
 
2013-02-05 06:41:17 AM
www.geekologie.com
Couch potatoes have more sex than people on Fark.
 
2013-02-05 06:44:03 AM
 
2013-02-05 07:13:04 AM
I read that as 'Atheists', which is probably right too. Less of that whole sinful repression thing.
 
2013-02-05 07:47:27 AM
So, do the right level of hormones make the person more active, or does more activity create the right level of hormones?

I'm guessing sperm count is at least somewhat directly related to testosterone levels...
 
2013-02-05 08:21:56 AM

xanadian: So, do the right level of hormones make the person more active, or does more activity create the right level of hormones?


It doesn't have to be chicken vs. egg.  They feed into each other.

Anyways, I've notice performance increase after two months of a consistent gym schedule.  I think it feeds into quantity and quality of bed times, i.e. better quality means they'd be more inclined for quantity which keeps your system active.
 
2013-02-05 08:26:19 AM
also, who has time to watch more than 20 hours of tv a week?  I'm assuming these guys are fapping too much.
 
2013-02-05 08:46:19 AM

Great Janitor: YI can watch 5 seconds of Star Trek: TNG and know what episode it is


Ok, let try this - Picard climbing a rockface in the holodeck up to someone sitting at the top.


xanadian: So, do the right level of hormones make the person more active, or does more activity create the right level of hormones?


Excercising makes you generate more testosterone. Doing something manly like shouting at someone, fighting or flirting with hot women (with a positive feedback) will also increase your testosterone levels.

Doing menial tasks, being berated by a superior or something as family-like as sleeping with your children (I said SLEEPING!) will reduce your testosterone levels.
 
2013-02-05 10:08:02 AM
I'm pretty active.  I'm also a big toker.  There's an old wives tale that says that weed lowers your sperm count.

/knocked up the old lady a week before she stopped taking the pill
//csb?
 
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