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(Bay News 9)   Gang of teens terrorize park by beating up kids for their lunch money. Just kidding, they actually thwart a child abduction and beat up the would-be abductor. With bonus mugshot of the perp   (baynews9.com) divider line 16
    More: Hero, child abduction, New Port Richey, Bienvenido Cintron  
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2013-02-05 12:36:59 AM
28 votes:
He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.
2013-02-05 01:20:36 AM
14 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.


On the way there he was quoted as repeatedly mumbling "I can't believe it's not! I can't believe it's not!" to himself.
2013-02-05 03:26:01 AM
9 votes:
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2013-02-04 08:34:21 PM
3 votes:
Looks like they tried to beat the crazy out of him
2013-02-05 03:38:40 AM
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: squirrelflavoredyogurt: It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.

Am I the only one who thinks that the people who post crap this in every Goddamn thread are just as annoying as the people who honestly believe it?


I'm really sorry about "posting that crap" and annoying you. You must be a very fragile flower if you really need to post about what it is that "annoys" you.

I am particularly careful about offending fragile flowers like yourself, because you represent the last bastion of people who think it's OK to complain about someone offending you.

I hope you can recover. Best wishes!
2013-02-05 02:18:53 AM
1 votes:

johne3819: Deputies said they caught up with the man, later identified as Bienvenido Cintron, 34
34?  Man this guy had a hard life


And a few hard things that hit him.
2013-02-05 02:12:10 AM
1 votes:
If the children had been properly armed with grenade launchers they could could have dealt with him without facing personal risk.
2013-02-05 02:03:10 AM
1 votes:
'...and burglary'

I didn't know children were 'property' that could be 'stolen'...

I mean, I know they can be sold on the black market and all, but I didn't think the government considered them currency...

/This guy, BTW, is nuttier then squirrel poop at a cashew factory full of crazy people.
2013-02-05 01:49:04 AM
1 votes:
He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those lousy kids!

His parents named him "Welcome"? WTF
2013-02-05 01:42:20 AM
1 votes:
He'd better use real butter because if he uses margarine he's going to have trouble when the oil hits the anus
2013-02-05 01:41:27 AM
1 votes:

skinink: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.

I wonder if his cell is toasty.


I'm sure it's a nice spread.
2013-02-05 01:40:53 AM
1 votes:
These puns are the best thing since... since... err well, something pretty great, I'm sure. ;)
2013-02-05 01:40:20 AM
1 votes:
Even though his name was Bienvenido he still wasn't.
2013-02-05 01:35:10 AM
1 votes:

thebpem: [images.contactmusic.com image 300x301]
Did you hear the news about Edward?


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2013-02-05 01:32:15 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.


I wonder if his cell is toasty.
2013-02-05 12:23:38 AM
1 votes:
"He said that he was sent from God to rid the world of trash and drug dealers and prostitutes,"

Those damn 4-year-old pushers with their 3-year-old whores.
 
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