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(Bay News 9)   Gang of teens terrorize park by beating up kids for their lunch money. Just kidding, they actually thwart a child abduction and beat up the would-be abductor. With bonus mugshot of the perp   (baynews9.com) divider line 17
    More: Hero, child abduction, New Port Richey, Bienvenido Cintron  
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2013-02-05 01:51:46 AM
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tallguywithglasseson: Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.


I don't really want to be the one who says this, but... based on the article, I'm not sure on what basis they think they'll get an attempted kidnapping charge. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be just plain crazy as opposed to evil crazy..
2013-02-05 12:36:59 AM
5 votes:
He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.
2013-02-05 01:20:36 AM
4 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.


On the way there he was quoted as repeatedly mumbling "I can't believe it's not! I can't believe it's not!" to himself.
2013-02-05 02:38:18 AM
2 votes:

evaned: tallguywithglasseson: Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.

I don't really want to be the one who says this, but... based on the article, I'm not sure on what basis they think they'll get an attempted kidnapping charge. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be just plain crazy as opposed to evil crazy..


I agree, walking towards people with an odd gait and speaking aloud about prostitutes and drug dealers does not make you a kidnapper or burglar, possibly crazy, but not criminal.
2013-02-05 02:03:27 AM
2 votes:
I don't understand.

Didn't any of them have guns?

If nobody killed anyone else then there obviously aren't enough guns out there.
2013-02-05 12:49:39 AM
2 votes:
Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.

//missing Florida tag
2013-02-05 12:23:38 AM
2 votes:
"He said that he was sent from God to rid the world of trash and drug dealers and prostitutes,"

Those damn 4-year-old pushers with their 3-year-old whores.
2013-02-05 08:04:12 AM
1 votes:
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
2013-02-05 03:49:45 AM
1 votes:
He looks like a mixture of Kramer and that creepy dead guy that can touch things from Ghost.
2013-02-05 03:06:27 AM
1 votes:

squirrelflavoredyogurt: It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.


Am I the only one who thinks that the people who post crap this in every Goddamn thread are just as annoying as the people who honestly believe it?
2013-02-05 02:12:10 AM
1 votes:
If the children had been properly armed with grenade launchers they could could have dealt with him without facing personal risk.
2013-02-05 02:03:10 AM
1 votes:
'...and burglary'

I didn't know children were 'property' that could be 'stolen'...

I mean, I know they can be sold on the black market and all, but I didn't think the government considered them currency...

/This guy, BTW, is nuttier then squirrel poop at a cashew factory full of crazy people.
2013-02-05 01:49:04 AM
1 votes:
He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those lousy kids!

His parents named him "Welcome"? WTF
2013-02-05 01:42:20 AM
1 votes:
He'd better use real butter because if he uses margarine he's going to have trouble when the oil hits the anus
2013-02-05 01:41:27 AM
1 votes:

skinink: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.

I wonder if his cell is toasty.


I'm sure it's a nice spread.
2013-02-05 01:39:20 AM
1 votes:

skinink: I wonder if his cell is toasty.


Who cares, he's just gonna loaf around all day...
2013-02-05 01:32:15 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.


I wonder if his cell is toasty.
 
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