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(Bay News 9)   Gang of teens terrorize park by beating up kids for their lunch money. Just kidding, they actually thwart a child abduction and beat up the would-be abductor. With bonus mugshot of the perp   (baynews9.com) divider line 73
    More: Hero, child abduction, New Port Richey, Bienvenido Cintron  
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2013-02-04 08:34:21 PM
Looks like they tried to beat the crazy out of him
 
2013-02-05 12:23:38 AM
"He said that he was sent from God to rid the world of trash and drug dealers and prostitutes,"

Those damn 4-year-old pushers with their 3-year-old whores.
 
2013-02-05 12:36:59 AM
He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.
 
2013-02-05 12:49:39 AM
Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.

//missing Florida tag
 
2013-02-05 01:20:36 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.


On the way there he was quoted as repeatedly mumbling "I can't believe it's not! I can't believe it's not!" to himself.
 
2013-02-05 01:23:20 AM

mamoru: On the way there he was quoted as repeatedly mumbling "I can't believe it's not! I can't believe it's not!" to himself.


HAHAHAHA, nice!
 
2013-02-05 01:30:39 AM
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Did you hear the news about Edward?
 
2013-02-05 01:32:15 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.


I wonder if his cell is toasty.
 
2013-02-05 01:32:34 AM
Where he's going he's going to need a bucket of Parkay
 
2013-02-05 01:33:02 AM
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2013-02-05 01:35:10 AM

thebpem: [images.contactmusic.com image 300x301]
Did you hear the news about Edward?


www.peoplequiz.com
 
2013-02-05 01:39:20 AM

skinink: I wonder if his cell is toasty.


Who cares, he's just gonna loaf around all day...
 
2013-02-05 01:40:20 AM
Even though his name was Bienvenido he still wasn't.
 
2013-02-05 01:40:53 AM
These puns are the best thing since... since... err well, something pretty great, I'm sure. ;)
 
2013-02-05 01:41:27 AM

skinink: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

That's too light.  Send him to the Country Crock Maximum Security Penitentiary.

I wonder if his cell is toasty.


I'm sure it's a nice spread.
 
2013-02-05 01:42:20 AM
He'd better use real butter because if he uses margarine he's going to have trouble when the oil hits the anus
 
2013-02-05 01:48:01 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: skinink: I wonder if his cell is toasty.

Who cares, he's just gonna loaf around all day...


Nice. +1

/wish I was punnier
 
2013-02-05 01:48:01 AM
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2013-02-05 01:49:04 AM
He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those lousy kids!

His parents named him "Welcome"? WTF
 
2013-02-05 01:50:40 AM
ha that perv was "welcome" to an ass whooping. never trust a dude with a phil spector haircut
 
2013-02-05 01:51:46 AM

tallguywithglasseson: Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.


I don't really want to be the one who says this, but... based on the article, I'm not sure on what basis they think they'll get an attempted kidnapping charge. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be just plain crazy as opposed to evil crazy..
 
2013-02-05 02:00:54 AM
FTA-"Smith said that when she first got to the park, she actually told some teenagers to quiet down because she thought they were being too rowdy.  They turned out to be the same boys who came rushing to her aid.
After that, Smith said she will never judge a book by it's cover, and that she wants them to know that she is grateful for them."

Well.....judging the alleged perp (book) by his appearance/actions (cover) likely saved the younguns, though. She may not have succeeded without the help of the teens who she realizes she misjudged by their appearance and actions, and I know that's what she's saying, but it sounds like a desire to generalize her future actions, as if she did something wrong, when in fact she did everything right. I.E. she was paying attention and making real time decisions. Don't ever change that.
 
2013-02-05 02:00:55 AM
thumbs.mugshots.com www.mugshotsonline.com
 
2013-02-05 02:01:32 AM
I'm surprised he isn't more beat up.  I can easily see a group of teenagers keeping up a frenzy until he is beaten to death.
 
2013-02-05 02:01:46 AM

Deputies said they caught up with the man, later identified as Bienvenido Cintron, 34


34?  Man this guy had a hard life

 
2013-02-05 02:03:10 AM
'...and burglary'

I didn't know children were 'property' that could be 'stolen'...

I mean, I know they can be sold on the black market and all, but I didn't think the government considered them currency...

/This guy, BTW, is nuttier then squirrel poop at a cashew factory full of crazy people.
 
2013-02-05 02:03:27 AM
I don't understand.

Didn't any of them have guns?

If nobody killed anyone else then there obviously aren't enough guns out there.
 
2013-02-05 02:08:43 AM
We need more God and Guns in our parks.
 
2013-02-05 02:09:16 AM

Acharne: Even though his name was Bienvenido he still wasn't.


Bravo. Muy chiste.
 
2013-02-05 02:12:10 AM
If the children had been properly armed with grenade launchers they could could have dealt with him without facing personal risk.
 
2013-02-05 02:15:12 AM

SpdrJay: If the children had been properly armed with grenade launchers they could could have dealt with him without facing personal risk.


Needless escalation. Supersoakers filled with bleach would have done the trick.
 
2013-02-05 02:18:14 AM

fusillade762: Those damn 4-year-old pushers with their 3-year-old whores.


www.argenteam.net
 
2013-02-05 02:18:53 AM

johne3819: Deputies said they caught up with the man, later identified as Bienvenido Cintron, 34
34?  Man this guy had a hard life


And a few hard things that hit him.
 
2013-02-05 02:24:57 AM

mamoru: These puns are the best thing since... since... err well, something pretty great, I'm sure. ;)


Since a roller coaster?
 
2013-02-05 02:38:18 AM

evaned: tallguywithglasseson: Hm, something doesn't quite add up here, that mugshot does not look like the kind of crazy guy who would try to abduct some kids.

I don't really want to be the one who says this, but... based on the article, I'm not sure on what basis they think they'll get an attempted kidnapping charge. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be just plain crazy as opposed to evil crazy..


I agree, walking towards people with an odd gait and speaking aloud about prostitutes and drug dealers does not make you a kidnapper or burglar, possibly crazy, but not criminal.
 
2013-02-05 02:44:44 AM
He is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

He was well cheesed off.
 
2013-02-05 02:59:05 AM
It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.
 
2013-02-05 03:01:16 AM
After they beat him up, they said, "You're Welcome".
 
2013-02-05 03:06:27 AM

squirrelflavoredyogurt: It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.


Am I the only one who thinks that the people who post crap this in every Goddamn thread are just as annoying as the people who honestly believe it?
 
2013-02-05 03:07:15 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: ... who post crap this this crap in ...

/FTFM.
//Wut.
 
2013-02-05 03:16:24 AM
Americans truly have become more stupid. Back in my day, a molester would try to come up with a convincing story like "Can you help me find my lost puppy?" or "I have candy in the van".

Now, these stupid dumbsh*ts just stagger up without a word and try to snatch up the kids like he crawled out of some 3rd grade "Stranger Danger" classroom film.

I tell you, these guys give child abductors such a bad name.
 
2013-02-05 03:22:30 AM
An odd gait might come from being on medication.
 
2013-02-05 03:24:53 AM
Just FYI: Burglary is entering a structure with intent to commit a theft or felony. I don't know what structure he entered, but that's what it means.
 
2013-02-05 03:26:01 AM
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2013-02-05 03:27:23 AM

TV's Vinnie: Americans truly have become more stupid. Back in my day, a molester would try to come up with a convincing story like "Can you help me find my lost puppy?" or "I have candy in the van".

Now, these stupid dumbsh*ts just stagger up without a word and try to snatch up the kids like he crawled out of some 3rd grade "Stranger Danger" classroom film.

I tell you, these guys give child abductors such a bad name.


To be fair, the kid wasn't wearing a burka so she was asking for it.

/...and it looks like Sharaya  has finally come to the States.
 
2013-02-05 03:36:19 AM
Grateful TO them.
 
2013-02-05 03:38:40 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: squirrelflavoredyogurt: It's just too bad they didn't have guns, then they could have scored another point for all the people who insist that we need guns in order to be all heroic and shiat.

Am I the only one who thinks that the people who post crap this in every Goddamn thread are just as annoying as the people who honestly believe it?


I'm really sorry about "posting that crap" and annoying you. You must be a very fragile flower if you really need to post about what it is that "annoys" you.

I am particularly careful about offending fragile flowers like yourself, because you represent the last bastion of people who think it's OK to complain about someone offending you.

I hope you can recover. Best wishes!
 
2013-02-05 03:39:07 AM
If these child abductors would only be more PATIENT! All they have to do is find and fall in love with a woman, have a baby with her and wait a few years- VOILA! One child which belongs to them! Simple!
 
2013-02-05 03:48:13 AM

squirrelflavoredyogurt: [bawling butthurt]


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2013-02-05 03:49:45 AM
He looks like a mixture of Kramer and that creepy dead guy that can touch things from Ghost.
 
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