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Mr. Fuzzypaws: And we're done here.
elchip: For the uninitiated
litespeed74: But how did he get past HIGHLIGHTER RECEIPT GUY!!?????
Munchkin City Coroner: Thief walks out of Costco with 24 bottles of motor oil wrapped around his body. No word on if it hit his anusYour mom hit motor oil...waitA thief walked out on your mom with 24 bottles of...noHis oiled anus wrapped around your mom! Ha!
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