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(The Consumerist)   Thief walks out of Costco with 24 bottles of motor oil wrapped around his body. No word on if it hit his anus   (consumerist.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-04 07:52:35 PM
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2013-02-04 08:11:50 PM
And we're done here.
 
2013-02-04 08:21:33 PM
I can't believe he didn't give 'em the slip.
 
2013-02-04 08:36:21 PM
He thought he'd be real slick pulling off this stunt till he slipped up
 
2013-02-04 08:36:56 PM

calbert: [farm5.staticflickr.com image 640x400]


Mr. Fuzzypaws: And we're done here.

 
2013-02-04 08:44:43 PM
What a grease ball.
 
2013-02-04 08:45:02 PM
Most sites that get hacked have everything back up and running in a day or two. Why has The Consumerist been screwed up since September? The stuffy comments were the funniest part.
 
2013-02-04 08:45:45 PM
"Nothing for me today, thanks."

www.costaricantimes.com
 
2013-02-04 08:50:41 PM
Stop being greedy and lower the gas prices.
 
2013-02-04 08:52:17 PM
 
2013-02-04 08:55:08 PM
Dear Consumerist,

Today I was at Costco and bird had flown into the store.  It shat on my shoulder so I stole 24 bottles of motor oil.  Then they tried to stop me, and I dropped several bottles while leaving before they had me arrested on my way home!

How much voting stock in the company do you figure they owe me?
 
2013-02-04 08:55:17 PM
If I keep on drinkin', the oil's gonna hit the anus
If I keep on drinkin', the oil's gonna hit the anus
When the oil his the anus, my ass is gonna itch
 
2013-02-04 08:56:02 PM
 
2013-02-04 09:05:08 PM
Dumbass, mobil1 was on sale there this month
 
2013-02-04 09:31:13 PM
he might want to use it as tanning oil like those gypsy girls
 
2013-02-04 09:36:19 PM
the oily boid catches the woim.
 
2013-02-04 10:59:17 PM
24 bottles of Tide would have been more impressive.  Though I'll admit he wouldn't have made it 8 blocks with those.
 
2013-02-04 11:21:21 PM
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.
 
2013-02-04 11:28:30 PM
But how did he get past HIGHLIGHTER RECEIPT GUY!!?????
 
2013-02-04 11:50:53 PM
Don't worry, they'll get there chance to catch him again in a few months.  Or sooner if he forgot the filter.

litespeed74: But how did he get past HIGHLIGHTER RECEIPT GUY!!?????


He used a Slick Willie line, and the guy bought it.
 
2013-02-05 12:39:53 AM
Somewhat more impressive is this guy from the story at bottom of the page;


Man In Cow Suit Steals 26 Gallons Of Milk From WalmartBut this can be said for both stories;

The greatest crime here is that there is no surveillance footage of the theft.
 
2013-02-05 12:41:03 AM
Well I screwed that up real nice like!
 
2013-02-05 01:01:59 AM

elchip: For the uninitiated


I had forgotten about that.  Now I need a new keyboard, monitor and Mrs. Smurf is giving me the evil eye
 
2013-02-05 01:55:02 AM

elchip: For the uninitiated


That was insightful, amusing, and helpful in understanding the headline. Would read again.

/bookmarked
 
2013-02-05 02:52:01 AM

elchip: For the uninitiated


I was there for that. Which reminds me that this is the place on the interweb that I've been the longest, and that I'm eight years closer to death.

Bastard.
 
2013-02-05 03:23:22 AM
Thief walks out of Costco with 24 bottles of motor oil wrapped around his body. No word on if it hit his anus

Your mom hit motor oil...wait

A thief walked out on your mom with 24 bottles of...no

His oiled anus wrapped around your mom! Ha!
 
2013-02-05 06:47:28 AM

Munchkin City Coroner: Thief walks out of Costco with 24 bottles of motor oil wrapped around his body. No word on if it hit his anus

Your mom hit motor oil...wait

A thief walked out on your mom with 24 bottles of...no

His oiled anus wrapped around your mom! Ha!


lol, wut? have another drink
 
2013-02-05 07:34:09 AM
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"Motor oil on the anus, you say?"
 
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