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(Daily Mail)   India has a "Rural Olympics", with grueling events like getting run over by a tractor, carrying bricks with your teeth, and cow chariot races   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-02-04 05:51:36 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
my back, it is not broken...do i win now, sir?
 
2013-02-04 07:57:32 PM
This is second only to Kazakhstan, where presidential election is decided by man who can last longest with car battery hanging from testes satchel.
 
2013-02-04 08:03:14 PM
Meh.

www.freakingnews.com
 
2013-02-04 08:30:07 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy pasha!

Op-op-oppa cattle style!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-04 08:30:20 PM
"Indiana" also would have been an acceptable answer.
Pick again!
 
2013-02-04 08:30:44 PM
No 4 x 100 Bus Rape Relay?
 
2013-02-04 08:34:34 PM

fusillade762: Meh.

[www.freakingnews.com image 750x959]


Ah yes rednecks, the only universal constant

/how do you say "hey ya'll hold my beer and watch this" in Hindi?
 
2013-02-04 08:37:24 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: "Indiana" also would have been an acceptable answer.
Pick again!


Slight threadjack. This will probably seem a stupid question, but what does the term "indie" mean? I hear about "indie movies" and "indie rock", but I've never been able to figure out what it means. I'm guessing it has something to do with India or Indiana? If any of you Farkers could give me a glimmer of a clue I'd appreciate it. Thanks!
 
2013-02-04 08:38:27 PM
Why am I not surprised that the 30ish guy pulling a tractor with his teeth has dentures?
 
2013-02-04 08:44:53 PM
I believe they call the champions Jurors, this makes them Rural Jurors...
 
2013-02-04 08:46:18 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Ryker's Peninsula: "Indiana" also would have been an acceptable answer.
Pick again!

Slight threadjack. This will probably seem a stupid question, but what does the term "indie" mean? I hear about "indie movies" and "indie rock", but I've never been able to figure out what it means. I'm guessing it has something to do with India or Indiana? If any of you Farkers could give me a glimmer of a clue I'd appreciate it. Thanks!


Short for independent, IE not affiliated with any major sponsor or record label
 
2013-02-04 08:46:29 PM
I live in the country, and it's good to see that rednecks are everywhere. Yesterday I watched a bunch of people jump into a hole in the ice.
 
2013-02-04 08:51:10 PM
India? Are you sure that's not Arkansas???
 
2013-02-04 08:54:38 PM
Imagine how proud a man would be to win a gold in the 'human hod' competition
 
2013-02-04 08:56:04 PM
The over 80 race. Awesome!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-04 08:58:20 PM
Doesn't the IOC get all cease-and-desist happy when any event decides to call themselves the "________ Olympics"?
 
2013-02-04 09:01:58 PM
I don't know if anyone's really familiar with this, but Pakistanis and Gujaratis are the BEST dancers on the planet. They make black people look like they've got epilepsy and white people like they're double foot amputee with hip transplants. There's so much natural soul that it leaks out and that's what makes them talk all funny. Ever wonder why Bollywood movies always have dance scenes? Because that happens in real life over there.
 
2013-02-04 09:05:26 PM

jaytkay: The over 80 race. Awesome!

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Those octogenarians would leave me in the dust, then come back and carry my wheezing carcass to the finish line.
 
2013-02-04 09:07:07 PM
I try not to be a snotty Merican asshole, but I'm pretty happy not to have been born in some of these places I read about on the intertubes.
 
2013-02-04 09:09:50 PM
"I want this shiat clean!"
 
2013-02-04 09:16:20 PM
No cobra wrestling
No tiger-horseback racing
No elephant dancing
No call center heptathlon (you piss off 5 Americans on the phone in the shortest time)

Question if this is really India
 
2013-02-04 09:37:23 PM

Pribar: fusillade762: Meh.

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Ah yes rednecks, the only universal constant

/how do you say "hey ya'll hold my beer and watch this" in Hindi?


"Kindly do the needful"
 
2013-02-04 09:43:00 PM
The Independent Nations Games?
 
2013-02-04 10:15:43 PM
fishingthesky Doesn't the IOC get all cease-and-desist happy when any event decides to call themselves the "________ Olympics"?

big time
 
2013-02-04 11:36:13 PM
Cow Chariot Races ...

kunochan.com

What does god need with a chariot?
 
2013-02-05 01:31:40 AM
The 100 meter bus rape and dash?
 
2013-02-05 03:20:18 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Ryker's Peninsula: "Indiana" also would have been an acceptable answer.
Pick again!

Slight threadjack. This will probably seem a stupid question, but what does the term "indie" mean? I hear about "indie movies" and "indie rock", but I've never been able to figure out what it means. I'm guessing it has something to do with India or Indiana? If any of you Farkers could give me a glimmer of a clue I'd appreciate it. Thanks!


Seriously?
 
2013-02-05 06:15:43 AM

Fano: Pribar: fusillade762: Meh.

[www.freakingnews.com image 750x959]

Ah yes rednecks, the only universal constant

/how do you say "hey ya'll hold my beer and watch this" in Hindi?

"Kindly do the needful"


I've actually had an Indian PM say that on a conference call. I was floored.
 
2013-02-05 10:10:29 AM

Nurglitch: I've actually had an Indian PM say that on a conference call. I was floored.


Why were you calling the Indian Prime Minister?
 
2013-02-05 10:27:06 AM

Pribar: fusillade762: Meh.

[www.freakingnews.com image 750x959]

Ah yes rednecks, the only universal constant

/how do you say "hey ya'll hold my beer and watch this" in Hindi?


हे ya'll मेरी बियर पकड़ और इस घड़ी
 
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