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(New York Daily News)   Hospitalized porn star Ron Jeremy starting to show signs of arousal. Fark: That's the actual first line of the article   (nydailynews.com) divider line 30
    More: Followup, Ron Jeremy, emergency surgery, lothario, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, recovery  
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2013-02-04 07:59:28 PM  
All hail the King of Turgid Tumescence.
 
2013-02-04 08:00:14 PM  
Farker: Bewilderment at seeing shiatty sexual innuendo in a Daily Mail article. 

Farkest: Passing the keen observation on to Fark.
 
2013-02-04 08:06:31 PM  
The good news came after Jeremy, 59, felt stiffnesss in his chest

Heh. With an extra "S", no less.
 
2013-02-04 08:08:09 PM  
The good news came after Jeremy, 59, felt stiffnesss in his chest early Wednesday morning, drove himself to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center near Beverly Hills and was diagnosed with an aneurysm near his heart, the second most likely organ in Jeremy's body to become engorged with blood.

Not sure if that would be mean-spirited or not, but it's still funny.  Ron would probably laugh at that.  The other "jokes" were, like sidcart42 put it, pretty shiatty.
 
2013-02-04 08:11:54 PM  

blue_2501: The good news came after Jeremy, 59, felt stiffnesss in his chest early Wednesday morning, drove himself to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center near Beverly Hills and was diagnosed with an aneurysm near his heart, the second most likely organ in Jeremy's body to become engorged with blood.

Not sure if that would be mean-spirited or not, but it's still funny.  Ron would probably laugh at that.  The other "jokes" were, like sidcart42 put it, pretty shiatty.


From the little I know of him he's got a great sense of humor, so he probably would be amused.
 
2013-02-04 08:17:45 PM  
It's good to see he's making a cumback
 
2013-02-04 08:22:41 PM  
We need two naughty nurses to the ICU, stat!
 
2013-02-04 08:24:57 PM  
There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.
 
HBK
2013-02-04 08:39:33 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: It's good to see he's making a cumback


Relevant.  NSFW language.
 
2013-02-04 09:01:03 PM  
Well there's one patient who won't require crutches.
 
2013-02-04 09:18:10 PM  

skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.


vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-04 09:24:27 PM  
'Mustachioed Mattress Master'? 'Coitus King'?

That's gold, Jeremy. GOLD!
 
2013-02-04 09:37:02 PM  

skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.


No, I don't think I will.
 
2013-02-04 10:49:59 PM  
Humpkin Pie, cracked me up.
 
2013-02-04 11:03:03 PM  
i.imgur.com

Here's to hoping for a speedy recovery Ron. Or should I say......Jizzmaster Zero?
 
2013-02-04 11:12:38 PM  
R.I.P. mustachioed mattress master
 
2013-02-04 11:32:07 PM  
Is this the guy from Ben & Jeremy ice cream?
 
2013-02-04 11:51:44 PM  
When I saw that today I was wondering, which farker writes for NYDN and then submits their own articles.. The circle of life is complete.
 
2013-02-05 12:21:43 AM  
Am I the only one amazed that Ron Jeremy's old man in 94 and dealing with the media for him?
 
2013-02-05 12:51:20 AM  
Generally Horny Hospital - starring middle-aged spouses blandly f*cking
 
2013-02-05 12:58:05 AM  

Dr.Zom: Am I the only one amazed that Ron Jeremy's old man in 94 and dealing with the media for him?


No but youre the only one who read the article.

/youre right that is amazing!
 
2013-02-05 01:11:40 AM  

skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.


That's not the sort of thing you watch unless it's a tranny doing it.

The big tits and lipstick offset the gayness somehow. It's been scientifically proven.
 
2013-02-05 03:19:29 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.

[vincentknight.files.wordpress.com image 400x266]


Sucking your own dick is gay?
 
2013-02-05 03:40:37 AM  

fusillade762: the_vegetarian_cannibal: skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.

[vincentknight.files.wordpress.com image 400x266]

Sucking your own dick is gay?


Only if you come in your own mouth.

/once again, science has proven this.
 
2013-02-05 03:50:36 AM  
Ron Jeremy drove himself to a hospital last week after feeling stiffness in his chest. He later was diagnosed with an aneurysm, an engorged blood vessel.

hmm. just one?
 
2013-02-05 08:38:32 AM  

fusillade762: the_vegetarian_cannibal: skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.

[vincentknight.files.wordpress.com image 400x266]

Sucking your own dick is gay?


It's gay if balls touch. Are your balls touching?
 
2013-02-05 08:45:28 AM  
I've seen this movie:

24.media.tumblr.com

Helloooooooo Nurse!
 
2013-02-05 09:44:02 AM  
Get well hedgehog.

He's a smart, funny guy.  When he was on the early reality show, The Surreal World, with Tammy Faye Baker, I developed an appreciation for both of them.

They got along quite well.
 
2013-02-05 09:59:03 AM  

ginko: When I saw that today I was wondering, which farker writes for NYDN and then submits their own articles.. The circle of life is complete.


It's been done.
 
2013-02-05 10:10:10 AM  

skinink: There was a time Ron Jeremy was so thin, that he could give himself a blow job. Really, just Google "RON JEREMY ENJOYS HIMSELF", it's on PornHub.


images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org

could never reach

/i could almost get the whole head, but that was also back when I was younger, thinner and more flexible
 
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