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(NPR)   What makes you afraid? Scary movies? Clowns? Naked photos of Bea Arthur? Or breathing in air with high levels of carbon dioxide?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Bea Arthur, Nature Neuroscience  
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2013-02-04 11:13:56 PM  
3 votes:

The stuff of lunchroom nightmares!
2013-02-04 09:33:12 PM  
2 votes:
Centipedes and vomiting.  I'd have a stroke if I ever saw a vomiting centipede.
2013-02-05 01:35:36 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ, it's a CO2, get in the car.
2013-02-04 11:30:02 PM  
1 vote:

IsNoGood: I say this 11CM guy just muffing around on my floor the other day the beer okay???
2013-02-04 10:33:42 PM  
1 vote:
The Greatest threat this country has faced since World War II
2013-02-04 10:03:45 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: Lotus seed pods where they don't belong
2013-02-04 10:02:06 PM  
1 vote:
Lotus seed pods where they don't belong
2013-02-04 10:01:48 PM  
1 vote:
Two chicks at once......if the chicks are Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano. shivers
2013-02-04 09:55:19 PM  
1 vote:
Centimeters.  I'm terrified of centimeters.
2013-02-04 09:53:29 PM  
1 vote:
Vaginas that echo when you shout into them.
2013-02-04 09:41:36 PM  
1 vote:

Crackers Are a Family Food: Centipedes and vomiting.  I'd have a stroke if I ever saw a vomiting centipede.

Even worse would be you suddenly vomiting centipedes.
2013-02-04 09:41:24 PM  
1 vote:
Nickelback and Coldplay. Nothing scarier.
2013-02-04 09:38:04 PM  
1 vote:
Oompa Loompas.  Those little bastards terrify me.  Did you know that if you get bitten by an Oompa Loompa then every month, when the moon is full, you turn into one of them?
Think about it.  You wake up in the morning, perfectly normal guy, have a coffee or whatever, doot-do-doot-do-doo, and suddenly- BAM- you're Snooki!

That freaks me right the hell out, let me tell you.
2013-02-04 09:34:06 PM  
1 vote:
Fear itself.
2013-02-04 09:23:17 PM  
1 vote:
Bea Arthur? Outstanding.
2013-02-04 09:20:29 PM  
1 vote:
my worst nightmare summed up here:
2013-02-04 09:19:52 PM  
1 vote:
You had me at Bea Arthur

/I'll Bea in my bunk
2013-02-04 08:36:49 PM  
1 vote:
I have a meeting with HR, my union rep and my dept chair on Friday. I haven't been this scared in a long time. Its not so much what Im afraid they'll do as Im afraid I may say what Im really thinking.
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