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(WESH Orlando)   Today's bomb scare and school evacuation caused by....shipping labels   ( divider line
    More: Florida, emergency evacuation, high schools, home runs, shipping labels, Orlando Fire Department  
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4777 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2013 at 4:55 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-04 04:57:38 PM  
Note slide show under article with photos rotated 90 degrees to the left.  To the failmobile.
2013-02-04 04:58:15 PM  
Ban assault labels!
2013-02-04 05:01:10 PM  

lectos: Ban assault labels!

He could have had *thousands* of labels!
2013-02-04 05:01:37 PM  
You nation of simpering pussies!
2013-02-04 05:02:03 PM  
You know who else liked to use labels?
2013-02-04 05:05:22 PM  
2013-02-04 05:06:08 PM  
I had to be "that guy" but the shipping labels didn't cause anything.
2013-02-04 05:13:06 PM  
Did the lable say Fra-Gee-Lay?
2013-02-04 05:15:06 PM
2013-02-04 05:16:04 PM  

rightylefty: [ image 274x184]

Damn! Meant to add the caption:  "This is not a pipe bomb"
2013-02-04 05:23:52 PM  
Rather than go on and on about how stupid this was, I'll just leave this here.
2013-02-04 05:25:29 PM  
Mynd You, Moose Bites Shypping Label Kuts Kan Be Pretty Nasti!
2013-02-04 05:25:54 PM  

olddeegee: "Psych!"

I've never seen the show but always remember seeing Maggie Lawson in the commercials.
2013-02-04 05:30:44 PM  
Hmm, in other news, if you're a crazy student who wants to shoot up your classmates you can create a bomb scare and get the stands full of tight packed targets.
2013-02-04 05:31:34 PM  
As much of an over reaction as this was, there was a note on the box mentioning 'bomb'
2013-02-04 05:39:21 PM  
It was more of a not-bomb scare. Since the box said "not bomb". Yeah, we're afraid of not-bombs now.
2013-02-04 05:50:19 PM  
Surprised the kid wasn't suspended.
2013-02-04 06:22:35 PM

Hello, Bomb?
2013-02-04 06:37:28 PM  
WTF, it clearly had written on the box 'This is not a bomb'
Can't anybody there frickin read?!!??
2013-02-04 06:57:59 PM  
When shipping labels are outlawed, only postmen will have assault rifles with shipping labels on them!
2013-02-04 08:23:48 PM  

DownDaRiver: WTF, it clearly had written on the box 'This is not a bomb'
Can't anybody there frickin read?!!??

It was a public school in Florida- do you really have to ask?
2013-02-04 09:40:51 PM  
Note to self:

The best way to cause utter chaos and anarchy is to write "this is a bomb" on things with a black magic marker.
2013-02-04 10:49:22 PM  
Meh. My highschool was evacuated over a box which had "not a bomb" written on it back around '00.

/Why yes, I am a bomb-scare hipster.
2013-02-05 01:38:43 AM  
Remember: If it's not an American Flag, it's probably a bomb.
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