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(NYPost)   You might be a helicopter parent if you're so worried about your child's safety you hire a Navy SEAL to be your nanny   ( divider line
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2013-02-04 04:04:20 PM  
4 votes:
When I think "helicopter parent" I rarely think "Black Hawk."
2013-02-04 06:33:48 PM  
3 votes:

MrEricSir: GreenAdder: Vodka Zombie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.

The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?

Wasn't there a Hulk Hogan one, too?

I was thinking the one with Denzel Washington.

Funny story about "Man on Fire." I was returning it to a Blockbuster. Remember those? A woman had asked me what the movie was about. I told her it was about a guy flailing around for two hours, trying to extinguish himself on various objects.

Her sarcasm detector was apparently broken. She merely said, "oh, my."
2013-02-04 06:33:37 PM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Branch Dravidian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent

No child left beHIND...

I was thinking they might be Native American

Or African-American

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2013-02-04 05:07:46 PM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent

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No child left beHIND...
2013-02-04 04:45:10 PM  
3 votes:
2013-02-04 06:43:23 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-04 04:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent
2013-02-04 03:58:48 PM  
2 votes:
I've seen this movie.
2013-02-05 03:56:44 AM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: But can she balance a ball on her nose?

That doesn't go over well in bars - I had a buddy that got drunk and spouted that one time at Rick's.

Depending on the situation, he'd also sing the Marine's Hymn to the tune of "Darling Clementine" or give the ever popular "the horse you never rode" introductory speech. He had something stimulating for just about everyone.
2013-02-05 12:44:46 AM  
1 vote:
So instead of Mary Poppins floating in with an umbrella. she'll be parachuting in.
2013-02-04 08:07:21 PM  
1 vote:

banandar123: pudding7: TheHighlandHowler: Good afternoon.
My name is Mike Partlow and I am very interested in this job. I have a lot of experience driving under dangerous conditions and guarantee your daughter will arrive safely at home every day.

Holy crap, now I'm stuck on that site.  Well, there go the next 30 minutes of work.

You're not the only one.
/I've seen people troll those Nigerian prince scammers in a similar way to this, but this is just taking it to another level haha.

I'm perusing on my 2nd shift lunch break.
2013-02-04 07:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
I can see the ad campaign now: "Worried about your nanny murdering your children?  Then hire a professionally trained murdered to guard them!"

/I am just joking!
//If you take my comment seriously then your derp tank is full and needs to be emptied.
2013-02-04 06:52:33 PM  
1 vote:
"Oh, and make sure that the kids are in bed by zero dark thirty."
2013-02-04 06:41:32 PM  
1 vote:
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"Sleep little dumpling. I have replaced your mother."
2013-02-04 04:08:27 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.

The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?
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