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(NYPost)   You might be a helicopter parent if you're so worried about your child's safety you hire a Navy SEAL to be your nanny   (nypost.com) divider line 78
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2013-02-04 03:58:48 PM  
I've seen this movie.
 
2013-02-04 04:04:20 PM  
When I think "helicopter parent" I rarely think "Black Hawk."
 
2013-02-04 04:08:27 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.


The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?
 
2013-02-04 04:18:27 PM  
Yeah, but what if you know your child is going to be the savior of the world? What would you do then? Become your own grandfather?
 
2013-02-04 04:27:33 PM  
Most awesome nanny, EVAR!
 
2013-02-04 04:45:10 PM  
 
2013-02-04 04:53:21 PM  
Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent
 
2013-02-04 04:57:28 PM  

Vodka Zombie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.

The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?


Wasn't there a Hulk Hogan one, too?
 
2013-02-04 05:07:46 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent


3.bp.blogspot.com
No child left beHIND...
 
2013-02-04 05:43:59 PM  

Branch Dravidian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
No child left beHIND...


He must be crazy to fly a HIND in this weather.
 
2013-02-04 05:48:50 PM  

Branch Dravidian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
No child left beHIND...


I was thinking they might be Native American
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2013-02-04 06:31:52 PM  

GreenAdder: Vodka Zombie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.

The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?

Wasn't there a Hulk Hogan one, too?


I was thinking the one with Denzel Washington.
 
2013-02-04 06:33:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Branch Dravidian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... that's more of an attack helicopter parent


No child left beHIND...

I was thinking they might be Native American


Or African-American

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2013-02-04 06:33:48 PM  

MrEricSir: GreenAdder: Vodka Zombie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.

The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?

Wasn't there a Hulk Hogan one, too?

I was thinking the one with Denzel Washington.


Funny story about "Man on Fire." I was returning it to a Blockbuster. Remember those? A woman had asked me what the movie was about. I told her it was about a guy flailing around for two hours, trying to extinguish himself on various objects.

Her sarcasm detector was apparently broken. She merely said, "oh, my."
 
2013-02-04 06:34:55 PM  

MrEricSir: GreenAdder: Vodka Zombie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie.

The one with Vin Diesel?

Or, is it the one with Dwayne Johnson?

Or, Steven Segal?

Wasn't there a Hulk Hogan one, too?

I was thinking the one with Denzel Washington.


Didn't Jackie Chan do one, too?
 
2013-02-04 06:35:23 PM  
Man. The economy really is in the shiatter if the only work a former Navy Seal can find is Nannying.
 
2013-02-04 06:37:28 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Good afternoon.
My name is Mike Partlow and I am very interested in this job. I have a lot of experience driving under dangerous conditions and guarantee your daughter will arrive safely at home every day.


Came here for this. Well done, sir.
 
2013-02-04 06:38:31 PM  
Sure just what I want. A killing machine with PTSD watching my kid. Why not just leave them with a pit bull?
 
2013-02-04 06:39:42 PM  
Wrong mindset. Seal/cop are the wrong mindset and skills. If you want security you want either ex-secret service, military police, USMC Security Forces or similar.

Spec ops types are the wrong kind of dangerous. Even worse it seems like they don't know why their skills are not suited to a guards task... the good news is that for the most part no special skills will be required to maintain their charges safety.
 
2013-02-04 06:41:32 PM  
images.wikia.com

"Sleep little dumpling. I have replaced your mother."
 
2013-02-04 06:41:33 PM  
www.themoviescene.co.uk
"Terrible twos!  Ah'l show you TERRIBLE!"

No longer care tends kindergarteners but seeking position caring for your tots instead.
 
2013-02-04 06:42:08 PM  

megalynn44: Man. The economy really is in the shiatter if the only work a former Navy Seal can find is Nannying.


Not really, you can easily make six figures in the bodyguard business, all with minimal risk to yourself, if you are ex special forces.  Blackwater pays better, but you have to go to Afghanistan or some place full of IEDs.  In this line of work, traffic is the biggest threat.  I was never anything special, the high point of my career was as a MSG for an embassy and I had some offers in the 70k to 80k range when I left in the 1980s.
 
2013-02-04 06:42:23 PM  
Having had a number of SEALs from Team 1 as scoutmasters I can say with authority that they are the kind of people you can trust to handle anything that the goblins can bring.
 
2013-02-04 06:42:29 PM  
But can she balance a ball on her nose?
 
2013-02-04 06:43:23 PM  
nerdreactor.com
 
2013-02-04 06:43:34 PM  
My mother was a helicopter parent.  Whenever I went into the ocean she wanted me I needed to be able to see my ankles or I was in too deep.

I wish I had a SEAL nanny that would have made me kill a shark with my fists.  I probably wouldn't have wasted all those years being absolutely terrified of the ocean.
 
2013-02-04 06:43:58 PM  

ha-ha-guy: megalynn44: Man. The economy really is in the shiatter if the only work a former Navy Seal can find is Nannying.

Not really, you can easily make six figures in the bodyguard business, all with minimal risk to yourself, if you are ex special forces.  Blackwater pays better, but you have to go to Afghanistan or some place full of IEDs.  In this line of work, traffic is the biggest threat.  I was never anything special, the high point of my career was as a MSG for an embassy and I had some offers in the 70k to 80k range when I left in the 1980s.


Obviously I didn't read the article but a Nanny and a Bodyguard are totally different jobs.
 
2013-02-04 06:45:01 PM  

GreenAdder: Funny story about "Man on Fire." I was returning it to a Blockbuster. Remember those? A woman had asked me what the movie was about. I told her it was about a guy flailing around for two hours, trying to extinguish himself on various objects.

Her sarcasm detector was apparently broken. She merely said, "oh, my."


I'd watch that.
 
2013-02-04 06:45:57 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-04 06:46:34 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Good afternoon.
My name is Mike Partlow and I am very interested in this job. I have a lot of experience driving under dangerous conditions and guarantee your daughter will arrive safely at home every day.


Holy crap, now I'm stuck on that site.  Well, there go the next 30 minutes of work.
 
2013-02-04 06:46:50 PM  
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2013-02-04 06:47:42 PM  

CipollinaFan: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 286x425]


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2013-02-04 06:48:28 PM  

megalynn44: Obviously I didn't read the article but a Nanny and a Bodyguard are totally different jobs.


You should try reading it and note the party about this service being offered, they're highlight how the people have medical training and tactical experience as part of the package, so it is safe to say they're charging bodyguard rates.

/plus the SEAL only owns the company, his employees are people whose experience range from SF to a 23 year old who appears to only be guard/reserves
 
2013-02-04 06:48:53 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: CipollinaFan: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 286x425]

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I didn't know it was possible but that looks like it may actually be worse than XXX.
 
2013-02-04 06:48:54 PM  

The article doesn't say anything about a Navy SEAL being the nanny.


Prompted by the Upper West Side slayings of two children by their nanny, a former Navy SEAL has started a company offering to match hypervigilant parents with the ultimate in protection - female military veterans as caregivers.


Wow, yeah, the "ultimate in protection."
 
2013-02-04 06:49:57 PM  
Does it worry you at all that those helicopters look a lot like the "space invaders" from the video game?
 
2013-02-04 06:52:33 PM  
"Oh, and make sure that the kids are in bed by zero dark thirty."
 
2013-02-04 06:53:07 PM  
CHOPPA PARENT! GIT DOWWWNNN!
 
2013-02-04 06:53:43 PM  
life imitates art shiatty movie
 
2013-02-04 06:54:08 PM  

brantgoose: Does it worry you at all that those helicopters look a lot like the "space invaders" from the video game?


Nope.

Don't they though?
 
2013-02-04 06:57:02 PM  

abhorrent1: Sure just what I want. A killing machine with PTSD watching my kid. Why not just leave them with a pit bull?


Here you go:

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/her voice should stun any assaliant
 
2013-02-04 06:58:29 PM  

abhorrent1: Sure just what I want. A killing machine with PTSD watching my kid. Why not just leave them with a pit bull?


Exactly. Not saying they're likely to be, but TFA says: "Prompted by the Upper West Side slayings of two children by their nanny..." If the fear is not of kidnappers or assassins, but of a nanny going postal, having the nanny be a soldier may not be the best approach.
 
2013-02-04 06:58:36 PM  

relcec: life imitates art shiatty movie


More like someone posts a bogus headline and it gets greenlighted with apparently no one reading the article.
 
2013-02-04 07:01:59 PM  
I can see the ad campaign now: "Worried about your nanny murdering your children?  Then hire a professionally trained murdered to guard them!"

/I am just joking!
//If you take my comment seriously then your derp tank is full and needs to be emptied.
 
2013-02-04 07:02:48 PM  
Staring the Rock as a former Superbowl commercial star.
 
2013-02-04 07:03:55 PM  

gerbilpox: abhorrent1: Sure just what I want. A killing machine with PTSD watching my kid. Why not just leave them with a pit bull?

Exactly. Not saying they're likely to be, but TFA says: "Prompted by the Upper West Side slayings of two children by their nanny..." If the fear is not of kidnappers or assassins, but of a nanny going postal, having the nanny be a soldier may not be the best approach.


Not CSB / I am friends with the Dad of that family. Tragic. There really is no protection against crazy no matter where they come from.
 
2013-02-04 07:06:39 PM  
FTFA: "Prompted by the Upper West Side slayings of two children by their nanny, a former Navy SEAL has started a company offering to match hypervigilant parents with the ultimate in protection - female military veterans as caregivers."

Wait, so what gave this guy the idea was a nanny killing her charges...And now he wants military-trained nannies? Why, so they can kill the children six different ways, with their bare hands?
 
2013-02-04 07:10:38 PM  

lostcat: FTFA: "Prompted by the Upper West Side slayings of two children by their nanny, a former Navy SEAL has started a company offering to match hypervigilant parents with the ultimate in protection - female military veterans as caregivers."

Wait, so what gave this guy the idea was a nanny killing her charges...And now he wants military-trained nannies? Why, so they can kill the children six different ways, with their bare hands?


I think he's banking more on the complete service records and extensive psychological checks to help prevent "nanny goes crazy and kills family".
 
2013-02-04 07:11:25 PM  

studs up: gerbilpox: abhorrent1: Sure just what I want. A killing machine with PTSD watching my kid. Why not just leave them with a pit bull?

Exactly. Not saying they're likely to be, but TFA says: "Prompted by the Upper West Side slayings of two children by their nanny..." If the fear is not of kidnappers or assassins, but of a nanny going postal, having the nanny be a soldier may not be the best approach.

Not CSB / I am friends with the Dad of that family. Tragic. There really is no protection against crazy no matter where they come from.


My deepest sympathies to your friend. I can't think of anything worse than losing a child -- much less two.
 
2013-02-04 07:28:10 PM  
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Your baby is safe.
 
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