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(Metro)   Puppy Bowl IX Most Valuable Puppy is Marta. Why? Because you have to be extra cute to be able to compete with puppies twice your size   (metro.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-02-04 04:33:08 PM
D'awwwwwww
 
2013-02-04 04:39:17 PM
The wife had me turn over to the Puppy Bowl "for a few minutes" just to see what was going on.

We tuned in during the segment featuring Marta.  Watched for about ten minutes, and then went back to the pre-pre-pre-game show.

So, basically, the only time we watched we ended up watching the Most Valuable Puppy.

/ cue Twilight Zone theme
 
2013-02-04 05:37:35 PM
<Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.
 
2013-02-04 05:44:57 PM
farking kick dog
 
2013-02-04 05:45:08 PM
Although we are German Shepherd kinda people, i'm getting some miles out of this, my brides name is Marta.
 
2013-02-04 05:45:36 PM
What a biatch!
 
2013-02-04 05:45:57 PM
I wanted to adopt Sally, the Basset hound/dachshund mix.
 
2013-02-04 05:47:30 PM
I mean, puppies are cool. But I get creeped out thinking it looks like a display case for some Chinese deli.
 
2013-02-04 05:47:51 PM
Half-breed.
 
2013-02-04 05:48:27 PM
Whoever came up with the Puppy Bowl deserves the Nobel Economics Prize.  Every other channel shows filler for 4 hours and he comes up with the best counter-programming ever.
 
2013-02-04 05:49:02 PM

Elzar: <Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.


You sound like a person that I do not want to know.

Puppy Bowl is awesome.
 
2013-02-04 05:52:10 PM

ArkPanda: Whoever came up with the Puppy Bowl deserves the Nobel Economics Prize.  Every other channel shows filler for 4 hours and he comes up with the best counter-programming ever.


Yeah, makes crap-tons of revenue for practically zero production costs. I like how on wikipedia it says the Animal Planet folks got the idea from the yule-log channel.
 
2013-02-04 05:53:05 PM
Shadow was robbed!
 
2013-02-04 05:55:07 PM
I admit it, we switched over to the Puppy Bowl during most of the commercials and during the power outage, and we watched part of the kitten half time show when the talking heads were jawing.

Marta did rock.   She refused to give up

Promise of Puppy Bowl during slow times was why my wife agreed to watch the Super Bowl with me.
 
2013-02-04 05:57:17 PM
I was torn between Marta and Agatha, but Marta was a G and held all the other dogs that were trying to be haters back. That little pup kicked ASS!
 
Bf+
2013-02-04 05:57:30 PM
God damn stupid puppy bowl.  I swear, those farking refs are on the take.
/Lost my house betting on Puppy Bowl VIII.
 
2013-02-04 06:02:09 PM
Marta rocked... hated the Kitty half-time. Hedgehogs and Hamsters were meh.

/lots of cute pups this year
 
2013-02-04 06:02:29 PM
Who is Hermaño ?
 
2013-02-04 06:02:55 PM
Marta was getting pretty beat up for a while. She was the smallest so the bigger ones were picking on her pretty bad for a bit there. She had a lot of fight in her though, so - assuming that they edited that all in order and not out of order - she ended up pulling herself together and holding her own in the end.
 
2013-02-04 06:03:53 PM

kindms: Who is Hermaño ?


Don't know who Hermaño is, but hermano is Spanish for "brother". Maybe that helps.
 
2013-02-04 06:04:26 PM
This is what is wrong with America.
 
2013-02-04 06:13:22 PM

mongbiohazard: Marta was getting pretty beat up for a while. She was the smallest so the bigger ones were picking on her pretty bad for a bit there. She had a lot of fight in her though, so - assuming that they edited that all in order and not out of order - she ended up pulling herself together and holding her own in the end.


They edited 90 hours of footage down to 2 hours of television (including commercials and other segments). My guess is it was edited to tell a storyline. The organic, unaltered Puppy Bowls are a thing of the past.
 
2013-02-04 06:14:03 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-02-04 06:16:19 PM
Marta had the heart of a CHAMPION.

Also, Puppy Bowl Stadium has a stable power supply, so good on them.
 
2013-02-04 06:16:37 PM
I loved Marta!

/Boyfriends kids thought it was hysterical I was cheering for her
//Kitty Halftime was a let-down this year.
 
2013-02-04 06:16:49 PM

mongbiohazard: kindms: Who is Hermaño ?

Don't know who Hermaño is, but hermano is Spanish for "brother". Maybe that helps.


Noted.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-04 06:19:06 PM
Can they get rid of the celebrity commentators next time? If you want to bring in, as someone suggested in the other thread, John Madden etc and have them go BAM when two puppies collide then do that. Not this cut to people cut back to puppies nonsense.

Nothing To See Here: Although we are German Shepherd kinda people, i'm getting some miles out of this, my brides name is Marta.


It's my uncle's (hungarian) surname.
 
2013-02-04 06:19:35 PM

Bf+: God damn stupid puppy bowl.  I swear, those farking refs are on the take.
/Lost my house betting on Puppy Bowl VIII.


The Puppy Bowl is just as fixed as the players.
 
2013-02-04 06:21:02 PM
I had to work, so I DVR'd the Puppy Bowl, I did not record that other game that was on at the same time.
 
2013-02-04 06:24:05 PM
Was the Puppy Bowl directed this year by J.J. Abrams?
 
2013-02-04 06:31:14 PM

Warthog: This is what is wrong with America.


What- that we still have a heart and are willing to drop the tough guy stance once in a while to show it?  Yeah, we suck.
 
2013-02-04 06:38:43 PM
The way things have been going I'm waiting to hear that Marta received hyena blood transfusions in Eastern Europe to prepare for the big game.
 
2013-02-04 06:44:11 PM

Elzar: <Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.


You sound like an awful, lonely, cynical person. Enjoy dieing alone.
 
2013-02-04 06:47:36 PM

Arachnophobe: Bf+: God damn stupid puppy bowl.  I swear, those farking refs are on the take.
/Lost my house betting on Puppy Bowl VIII.

The Puppy Bowl is just as fixed as the players.


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2013-02-04 06:49:24 PM
I'd much rather watch puppies, or practically bloody anything else, than a buncha fat dudes running back and forth.
 
2013-02-04 06:50:00 PM

Elzar: <Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.


"Super" is a noun?
 
2013-02-04 06:56:33 PM
I got to wondering what Marta did to train all season leading up to the big game, so I did a GIS . . .

dejoi.files.wordpress.com

Not what I was expecting, but it's cool she should pull something so big.

/Who's a good puppy!
 
2013-02-04 07:04:16 PM

Elzar: <Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.


Yeah!  fark people who like stuff I don't!  Haha!  Media-manipulated suckers!
 
2013-02-04 07:17:54 PM
<Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.

You weren't very well liked in high school, were you?
 
2013-02-04 07:19:08 PM

SundaesChild: I wanted to adopt Sally, the Basset hound/dachshund mix.


she was a TD machine too!
 
2013-02-04 07:30:11 PM

Winterlight: The wife had me turn over to the Puppy Bowl "for a few minutes" just to see what was going on.

We tuned in during the segment featuring Marta.  Watched for about ten minutes, and then went back to the pre-pre-pre-game show.

So, basically, the only time we watched we ended up watching the Most Valuable Puppy.

/ cue Twilight Zone theme


You too?  That was the only time we watched the Puppy Bowl in my house.

Yes, serious.

/cue Golden Earring
 
2013-02-04 07:34:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 07:42:35 PM
Puppies vs big, sweaty guys playing rough with each other?

Puppies!
 
2013-02-04 07:50:48 PM

Buffet: I'd much rather watch puppies, or practically bloody anything else, than a buncha fat dudes running back and forth.


If it makes you feel better, the hundreds of sub-concussive brain injuries they sustain will make it more likely they'll kill themselves later.

/Bob Costas was mad about that.
 
2013-02-04 07:52:02 PM

Elzar: <Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.


Congratulations! You won the Killjoy Bowl!
 
2013-02-04 08:22:02 PM
Okay, fine you dog lovers.

You couldn't do this with cats.

But seriously. This is awesome :3
 
2013-02-04 08:52:11 PM

Elzar: <Insert Noun> + Bowl = Retarded shiatty media content that Americans will eat right up.


Yes.  You're so ABOVE mass-produced entertainment.  Go back to your spice weasel.
 
2013-02-04 08:57:50 PM
fark that puppy, totally didn't farking deserve to win.
 
2013-02-04 09:30:55 PM
Hopefully this will help cement Marta's status as an elite puppy.
 
2013-02-04 09:32:36 PM

AgentKGB: Can they get rid of the celebrity commentators next time? If you want to bring in, as someone suggested in the other thread, John Madden etc and have them go BAM when two puppies collide then do that. Not this cut to people cut back to puppies nonsense.

Nothing To See Here: Although we are German Shepherd kinda people, i'm getting some miles out of this, my brides name is Marta.

It's my uncle's (hungarian) surname.


Fark off! Turtle Man is the shiat!!

YE-YE-YE-YE-YE-YE-YEEEE! Live Action.
 
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