Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.
Earguy: Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.
Hand Banana: Yeah because if there's one thing a lot of kids are going to be watching, it's the Super Bowl.
Marcus Aurelius: Why do they hate adjectives?
HAMMERTOE: Didn't watch the Superbowl. Didn't watch the commercials. Didn't watch the Halftime show.Very first picture from it that I saw this morning was of Beyonce with her legs spread wide-ass open on stage. Thought to myself, "Well, if you're going to lip-sync, you might as well give them something original for their money."
ariseatex: Pretty sure for Bert & Ernie "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.
Solid State Vittles: It's just a matter of time before Big Bird, Barney or some other children's TV icon inadvertently drops a few F-bombs. Pretty sure in a fit of anger a few years back, Bert called Ernie a "cocksucker" and it got by the censors.
SilentStrider: That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.
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