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(Huffington Post)   Ahh the great Superbowl traditions: The food, the commercials, The halftime show, the next-day press release from the Parent's Television Council seething with outrage. This year's target: the biggest bomb Flacco's threw in the game, the "F" one   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 25
    More: Asinine, Super Bowl, Joe Flacco, Television Council, Parents Television Council, CBS, Mercedes-Benz Superdome, Dennis Pitta, Donte Whitner  
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2013-02-04 04:47:16 PM
5 votes:

Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.


Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?

My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.
2013-02-04 04:58:51 PM
4 votes:
I don't know how the kids could have heard it through all that bubble wrap anyway .
2013-02-04 04:34:00 PM
3 votes:
That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.
2013-02-04 07:53:16 PM
2 votes:

Earguy: Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.

Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?

My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.


Wait, what does *69 do in  your area?
2013-02-04 06:40:58 PM
2 votes:
Can we start a Normal Adults Television Council and start complaining about the lack of cursing and nudity on television?  I mean if you don't want to see those things on TV, then don't watch it!  Or watch ABC Family or something.

I don't want to think of the children, that's why I don't have any!
2013-02-04 04:55:57 PM
2 votes:
It's just a matter of time before Big Bird, Barney or some other children's TV icon inadvertently drops a few F-bombs.  Pretty sure in a fit of anger a few years back, Bert called Ernie a "cocksucker" and it got by the censors.
2013-02-04 04:51:56 PM
2 votes:
I, for one, support Joe "farking" Flacco.
2013-02-05 12:00:25 PM
1 votes:

Hand Banana: Yeah because if there's one thing a lot of kids are going to be watching, it's the Super Bowl.


I think that happened at 10:15pm on a school night.  Who's doing the real damage to these kids in this situation?

Marcus Aurelius: Why do they hate adjectives?


Adverbs.  "Amazing" is the adjective, and "f*ckin'" describes it, so thus it is an adverb.  The word is so versatile.
2013-02-05 07:35:39 AM
1 votes:
The PTV are the most self-righteous, prudish, stuck up ninnies ever. Their whole mission statement is to "promote and restore responsibility and decency to the entertainment industry in answer to America's demand for positive, family-oriented television programming." They complain about EVERYTHING on TV that is not completely family friendly. Such as Breaking Bad. They acually "reviewed" Breaking Bad and told people that it was inappropriate for kids. As though that really needed stating!
From Wikipedia: "Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, compared the PTC's frequent negative reviews of the series to "hate mail from Hitler"
When even Seth MacFarlane thinks your a dumbass, you probably are.
2013-02-05 12:33:36 AM
1 votes:
How did the Parents Television Council ever become parents? Every time they're in the news, they act like a bunch of frigid housewives that haven't gotten laid in at least 20 years.
2013-02-04 11:34:31 PM
1 votes:
So they played a f*cking awesome game with a f*cking awesome ending and what was Flacco supposed to say? "Golly, that was really swell"??

Lighten the f*ck up, Francis.
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2013-02-04 10:44:32 PM
1 votes:
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HAMMERTOE: Didn't watch the Superbowl. Didn't watch the commercials. Didn't watch the Halftime show.

Very first picture from it that I saw this morning was of Beyonce with her legs spread wide-ass open on stage. Thought to myself, "Well, if you're going to lip-sync, you might as well give them something original for their money."

2013-02-04 09:58:12 PM
1 votes:
Didn't watch the Superbowl. Didn't watch the commercials. Didn't watch the Halftime show.

Very first picture from it that I saw this morning was of Beyonce with her legs spread wide-ass open on stage. Thought to myself, "Well, if you're going to lip-sync, you might as well give them something original for their money."
2013-02-04 06:49:26 PM
1 votes:
"Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech,..."

Why do they hate America so much?
2013-02-04 05:42:01 PM
1 votes:
Oh noes a boob! Oh noes the f word! Are your precious snowflakes gonna melt?  The more you try to isolate your children the more star systems that will slip through your fingers. Or something like that.
2013-02-04 05:28:42 PM
1 votes:
Wife and I were laughing our asses off when Flacco started swearing through an open mic on the live broadcast.

Still get a chuckle.  One of the best parts of the (rather entertaining) game.
2013-02-04 05:26:33 PM
1 votes:
This is a big farking deal.
2013-02-04 05:15:25 PM
1 votes:
I can just imagine the coaches taking time to emphasize to their team how important it is that they watch their language out there.
2013-02-04 05:13:27 PM
1 votes:
I refuse to be outraged until A Million Five or Six Moms chimes in
2013-02-04 05:10:43 PM
1 votes:

ariseatex: Pretty sure for Bert & Ernie "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.



Bert is a total bottom, right?  and i think Ernie might be stepping out on him with Oscar.  Little green filthy bastard.  oh, he likes to get dirty, alright.  Miss Grouch, uh-unh, you ain't foolin' nobody.  Come on out, Mary.  Be who you are.  We all know.  With that little sashay you got.  You got some sweetness to you, mmm hmmmm.  Everybody know.  Everybody know about you and Telly, mmmm hmmmmm.  Prairie Dawn said she walked in on you two, mmm hmmmm.  I know what goes on in that garbage can, Miss Grouch.
2013-02-04 05:05:25 PM
1 votes:

Solid State Vittles: It's just a matter of time before Big Bird, Barney or some other children's TV icon inadvertently drops a few F-bombs.  Pretty sure in a fit of anger a few years back, Bert called Ernie a "cocksucker" and it got by the censors.


Pretty sure for Bert & Ernie "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.
2013-02-04 05:04:05 PM
1 votes:
We really should start laughing at groups like this until they turn away in shame. Oh my, a grown man used a word. Let's all get our hemmoroid donuts out.
2013-02-04 05:01:07 PM
1 votes:
Are you cursing?  There's no cursing in football!  Oh, wait...

(If you're bothered by cursing, don't watch football.  Or live sports in general.  Bound to be the odd four-letter-word here and there, in case you haven't noticed, you f*ckwits.)
2013-02-04 04:59:15 PM
1 votes:
*leg gets snapped in two by 350 lb. defensive end*

GAAARRR FUUUUUUUor the love of Sugar Snaps!
2013-02-04 04:45:40 PM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.


the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.
 
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