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(Huffington Post)   Ahh the great Superbowl traditions: The food, the commercials, The halftime show, the next-day press release from the Parent's Television Council seething with outrage. This year's target: the biggest bomb Flacco's threw in the game, the "F" one   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 73
    More: Asinine, Super Bowl, Joe Flacco, Television Council, Parents Television Council, CBS, Mercedes-Benz Superdome, Dennis Pitta, Donte Whitner  
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2013-02-04 04:34:00 PM
That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.
 
2013-02-04 04:45:40 PM

SilentStrider: That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.


the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.
 
2013-02-04 04:46:14 PM
I'm a grown man, just like Flacco and all the other players.  Hang a microphone over my head at work? So often that I forget they're there when my mind is on something else?  Pretty good chance you'll hear me curse at some point.
 
2013-02-04 04:47:16 PM

Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.


Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?

My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.
 
2013-02-04 04:51:56 PM
I, for one, support Joe "farking" Flacco.
 
2013-02-04 04:55:57 PM
It's just a matter of time before Big Bird, Barney or some other children's TV icon inadvertently drops a few F-bombs.  Pretty sure in a fit of anger a few years back, Bert called Ernie a "cocksucker" and it got by the censors.
 
2013-02-04 04:58:14 PM
People swear.  Get fark'n over it.

/happy I work for a company who doesn't fark'n care
 
2013-02-04 04:58:51 PM
I don't know how the kids could have heard it through all that bubble wrap anyway .
 
2013-02-04 04:59:15 PM
*leg gets snapped in two by 350 lb. defensive end*

GAAARRR FUUUUUUUor the love of Sugar Snaps!
 
2013-02-04 04:59:44 PM
The network also drew criticism by the Parents Television Council for not moving quickly enough to edit out a profanity said by Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco shortly after the game. Flacco was caught by microphones describing his team's victory as "f------ awesome."

Hey HuffPo, when you title your article "Parents' Television Council Attacks CBS For Airing Joe Flacco's 'F---in' Awesome' In Super Bowl (VIDEO)" I expect a little more information than one small paragraph. Their outrage makes me happy, and you aren't supplying enough outrage.
 
2013-02-04 05:00:42 PM

Earguy: I'm a grown man, just like Flacco and all the other players.  Hang a microphone over my head at work? So often that I forget they're there when my mind is on something else?  Pretty good chance you'll hear me curse at some point.

within seconds, non-stop, and with such vulgarity that a drunken sailor would blush.

/FTFM
 
2013-02-04 05:01:07 PM
Are you cursing?  There's no cursing in football!  Oh, wait...

(If you're bothered by cursing, don't watch football.  Or live sports in general.  Bound to be the odd four-letter-word here and there, in case you haven't noticed, you f*ckwits.)
 
2013-02-04 05:03:50 PM
Yeah because if there's one thing a lot of kids are going to be watching, it's the Super Bowl.
 
2013-02-04 05:04:05 PM
We really should start laughing at groups like this until they turn away in shame. Oh my, a grown man used a word. Let's all get our hemmoroid donuts out.
 
2013-02-04 05:04:25 PM

Earguy: Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.

Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?

My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.


Yeah, has your city been hit that hard by budget cuts? Cook County may be corrupt, but at least you can still get an emergency blow job when you need one.
 
2013-02-04 05:05:16 PM
Another player said "Holy sh*t" just before that, too. Why doesn't the s-bomb ever get any love?
 
2013-02-04 05:05:25 PM

Solid State Vittles: It's just a matter of time before Big Bird, Barney or some other children's TV icon inadvertently drops a few F-bombs.  Pretty sure in a fit of anger a few years back, Bert called Ernie a "cocksucker" and it got by the censors.


Pretty sure for Bert & Ernie "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.
 
2013-02-04 05:06:14 PM

Solid State Vittles: It's just a matter of time before Big Bird, Barney or some other children's TV icon inadvertently drops a few F-bombs.  Pretty sure in a fit of anger a few years back, Bert called Ernie a "cocksucker" and it got by the censors.



at least no beloved Sesame Street characters have been embroiled in a recent controversy regarding gay sex* and the allegation(s) that the alleged sex may have occurred with an underage person or persons.....

*i don't care that it was gay sex, but the allegation it was gay sex adds a titillating factor to the story.  also, GAY SEX
 
2013-02-04 05:10:43 PM

ariseatex: Pretty sure for Bert & Ernie "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.



Bert is a total bottom, right?  and i think Ernie might be stepping out on him with Oscar.  Little green filthy bastard.  oh, he likes to get dirty, alright.  Miss Grouch, uh-unh, you ain't foolin' nobody.  Come on out, Mary.  Be who you are.  We all know.  With that little sashay you got.  You got some sweetness to you, mmm hmmmm.  Everybody know.  Everybody know about you and Telly, mmmm hmmmmm.  Prairie Dawn said she walked in on you two, mmm hmmmm.  I know what goes on in that garbage can, Miss Grouch.
 
2013-02-04 05:13:27 PM
I refuse to be outraged until A Million Five or Six Moms chimes in
 
2013-02-04 05:15:25 PM
I can just imagine the coaches taking time to emphasize to their team how important it is that they watch their language out there.
 
2013-02-04 05:20:08 PM
What I find funny is that if you REALLY care about children, and the content they are exposed to, in an overly naive and preachy way, you would be much more "offended" at the NFL and both teams for the bevy of post-whistle shenanigans, complete with flying elbows and (I think) hair pulling, instead of CBS because a non-CBS employee said a curse word.
 
2013-02-04 05:26:33 PM
This is a big farking deal.
 
2013-02-04 05:28:42 PM
Wife and I were laughing our asses off when Flacco started swearing through an open mic on the live broadcast.

Still get a chuckle.  One of the best parts of the (rather entertaining) game.
 
2013-02-04 05:29:57 PM
For the record, Joe Flacco was "farking awesome" yesterday !

/// Fark the filter
 
2013-02-04 05:33:40 PM
Network should have taken that out.  Can't blame Joe for that one.
 
2013-02-04 05:38:49 PM
 
2013-02-04 05:40:10 PM
also this is fake outrage;  that game was on 7 second delay and there was someone at CBS whose only job the whole godamn day was to put his finger on the dump button but he was evidently taking a piss when that happened.

if you live anywhere near a sports venue but watch the game on tv, you know that the first clue something happened is hearing the dull roar of the stadium before you even see what happened.
 
2013-02-04 05:42:01 PM
Oh noes a boob! Oh noes the f word! Are your precious snowflakes gonna melt?  The more you try to isolate your children the more star systems that will slip through your fingers. Or something like that.
 
2013-02-04 05:46:45 PM

Weaver95: SilentStrider: That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.

the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.


All twelve of them?
 
2013-02-04 06:10:10 PM

Old enough to know better: Weaver95: SilentStrider: That group has a stick jammed so far up its collective ass that I'm surprised everything they eat doesn't taste like wood.

the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.

All twelve of them?


In a row?
 
2013-02-04 06:16:06 PM
They didn't care that he said 'holy shiat' so at least they're loosening up a little bit.
 
2013-02-04 06:40:58 PM
Can we start a Normal Adults Television Council and start complaining about the lack of cursing and nudity on television?  I mean if you don't want to see those things on TV, then don't watch it!  Or watch ABC Family or something.

I don't want to think of the children, that's why I don't have any!
 
2013-02-04 06:43:25 PM

Earguy: Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.

Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?

My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.


Sounds likes socialism.

/To each, a blowjob according to his needs.
 
2013-02-04 06:49:26 PM
"Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech,..."

Why do they hate America so much?
 
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2013-02-04 06:52:39 PM

SurelyShirley: "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech,..."

Why do they hate America so much?


They hate our freedom.
 
2013-02-04 07:03:59 PM
Here's some Super Bowl counterprogramming next year for the PTC:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-04 07:43:37 PM
At least for the east coast the even happened after 10pm, so the PTC can fark right off per FCC guidelines.
 
2013-02-04 07:45:20 PM
Watercooler talk at work...

Coworkers: Could you BELIEVE how awesome that game and Beyonce was last night?

Me:  I watched a documentary about Leonard Cohen when he was 30 years-old. It was awesome.

Coworkers (half of whom are homosexual):  Really?  What a freaking art-damaged homo!
 
2013-02-04 07:47:28 PM
In other news, the  Parents Television Council just drew attention to the  Parents Television Council.

/Parents Television Council
 
2013-02-04 07:53:16 PM

Earguy: Weaver95: the Parents Television Council sounds like a group of people desperately in need of an emergency blow job.

Wait, you can get an emergency blow job?

My city taxes cover police and fire, but I'd pay more if I could get an emergency blow job.


Wait, what does *69 do in  your area?
 
2013-02-04 07:58:17 PM

ten foiled hats: Kings Stanley Cup (oblig.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLJMXUHNFk


Raise you a drunk Jonathan Quick addressing the Staples Center crowd in celebration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFTi7YkrQw
 
2013-02-04 08:21:21 PM
amazing these same farkers are upset that Ray Lewis quotes the Bible.
 
2013-02-04 08:51:39 PM

brap: Watercooler talk at work...

Coworkers: Could you BELIEVE how awesome that game and Beyonce was last night?

Me:  I watched a documentary about Leonard Cohen when he was 30 years-old. It was awesome.

Coworkers (half of whom are homosexual):  Really?  What a freaking art-damaged homo!


As someone who loves football and Leonard Cohen, could you tell me what documentary you watched?
 
2013-02-04 08:56:54 PM
Chase Farking Utley approves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJA6JZ_TKaw
 
2013-02-04 09:01:53 PM
Second graders are pretty foul mouthed already. Who are we protecting here exactly?
 
2013-02-04 09:02:31 PM

brap: Watercooler talk at work...

Coworkers: Could you BELIEVE how awesome that game and Beyonce was last night?

Me:  I watched a documentary about Leonard Cohen when he was 30 years-old. It was awesome.

Coworkers (half of whom are homosexual):  Really?  What a freaking art-damaged homo!


My friend and I watched It Might Get Loud.
 
2013-02-04 09:05:17 PM

lerxst2112: brap: Watercooler talk at work...

As someone who loves football and Leonard Cohen, could you tell me what documentary you watched?



Ladies and Gentleman: Mr. Leonard Cohen. He is very funny, man could have been the best standup of his generation.  Definately worth seeing, he's goofing on the whole "documentary format" and playing with what people think his rep should be.  I could listen to him reading a phone book.
 
2013-02-04 09:24:48 PM
I wondered if I was the only person who caught that particular F bomb...  Guess not.

fortunately, the nbc/grammy/bono/fcc incident set clear precedent here.  nothing bad actually happened.   carry on.
 
2013-02-04 09:58:12 PM
Didn't watch the Superbowl. Didn't watch the commercials. Didn't watch the Halftime show.

Very first picture from it that I saw this morning was of Beyonce with her legs spread wide-ass open on stage. Thought to myself, "Well, if you're going to lip-sync, you might as well give them something original for their money."
 
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