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(Jezebel)   Illuminati council pleased with High Priestess Beyoncé's Super Bowl half-time show   (jezebel.com) divider line 14
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5735 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Feb 2013 at 5:39 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-04 07:20:50 PM
2 votes:
impressed:
www.sinfest.net
2013-02-04 06:02:35 PM
2 votes:
With her 12-minute song and dance routine and captive audience of millions...

not really...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-04 06:01:55 PM
2 votes:
*scans headline*

*glances at link*


gifrific.com
2013-02-04 05:47:52 PM
2 votes:
I just thought she was a big Diamond Dallas Page fan.
2013-02-04 05:46:57 PM
2 votes:
Boy, for a secret society, the Illuminati sure are good at getting their name out there.

The ones you really need to watch out for are the Flzdzurback Conglomeration. But, I've said too much already...
2013-02-04 04:45:16 PM
2 votes:
The NFL totally blew it with this popular act that is enjoyed by a large number of women and girls, who ordinarily would not tune in to a football game, thereby giving advertisers a larger audience and allowing CBS to charge higher rates which in turn allows the NFL to command a higher price tag for the rights to broadcast the Super Bowl.

They should have gone with Rush so me and eight other drummers would be happy.
2013-02-04 06:58:29 PM
1 votes:

room at the top: rumor is no halftime show next year due to the frigidness of NJ in February.


30 Min of Katy Perry's nips would make me tune in.
2013-02-04 06:49:19 PM
1 votes:
23FPB23:

i.imgur.com

And Lady Gaga, wearing the mask of Oliver Tardcat, pointed at Beyonce (who was wearing the mask of Stan Floralcraft) and sang "Now look what you made me do."
2013-02-04 06:19:13 PM
1 votes:
Too bad the Illuminati couldn't have made the sound better.  I was already to get snarky about lip synching, but it was impossible to tell because the whole performance sounded like it was recorded by rubber microphones strategically placed under under mattresses wrapped in marshmallows swaddled in woolen blankets.

The huge display wall/ceiling thingy was actually pretty cool.  They need to sell that to Weird Al so he can make it rise up off of the stage when he plays "Frank's 2,000 inch TV."
2013-02-04 06:18:15 PM
1 votes:
I thought she sucked and I like most of her songs.  She only sang the last song and that was only about 1 min of it, the rest of the time she just said random things to the mic.
2013-02-04 06:14:06 PM
1 votes:
The sandy hook kids/jennifer what the fark her name is sucked....Alecia Keys sucked....Beyonce sucked...the commercials sucked...the game was pretty good though..
2013-02-04 05:58:01 PM
1 votes:

Uzzah: Boy, for a secret society, the Illuminati sure are good at getting their name out there.

The ones you really need to watch out for are the Flzdzurback Conglomeration. But, I've said too much already...


Jay-Z and Beyonce aren't part of the "secretive" Illuminati. Did you see her triangle? It's more like a diamond, true Illuminati wouldn't have poor finger control while throwing up their gang sign.
2013-02-04 05:57:45 PM
1 votes:
rumor is no halftime show next year due to the frigidness of NJ in February.


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ny_nj_plan_for_half_ass_halftime_ h2 ju81jB7Z75Rw6DyFPvSI
2013-02-04 05:31:50 PM
1 votes:

FishyFred: Rapmaster2000: The NFL totally blew it with this popular act that is enjoyed by a large number of women and girls, who ordinarily would not tune in to a football game, thereby giving advertisers a larger audience and allowing CBS to charge higher rates which in turn allows the NFL to command a higher price tag for the rights to broadcast the Super Bowl.

They should have gone with Rush so me and eight other drummers would be happy.

I'm holding out for Muse.

Should I be surprised that they've never invited Dave Matthews Band?


The template is pop acts and geriatric rock acts.  That's it.

While I'm sure Japandroids could have slayed it, tween girls aren't tuning in for that.
 
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