Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Jezebel)   Illuminati council pleased with High Priestess Beyoncé's Super Bowl half-time show   (jezebel.com) divider line 16
    More: Followup, Super Bowl, illuminati, Puppy Bowl, conspiracy theories, Jay Z  
•       •       •

5744 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Feb 2013 at 5:39 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-02-04 07:20:50 PM  
2 votes:
impressed:
www.sinfest.net
2013-02-04 06:36:43 PM  
2 votes:
The only thought going through my mind watching the halftime "show" was: PLEASE BRING BACK PRINCE. His songlist was stellar and his band ACTUALLY PLAYED. All Beyonce did was re-create her silly music videos.

Bob Clearmountain cried.
2013-02-04 06:02:35 PM  
2 votes:
With her 12-minute song and dance routine and captive audience of millions...

not really...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-04 05:43:23 PM  
2 votes:
stuffpoint.com
2013-02-05 11:31:09 AM  
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Mad_Radhu: GreatGlavinsGhost: Illuminati, Subby?  Try $cientology.  How else do you suppose they got their commercial on?

/runs away!

I'm reading Going Clear right now, and it is amazing how farked up L. Ron was. While he was developing Dianetics, he was terrorizing his wife he was kinda sorta married to (on account of being married to his first wife when he married his second). He beat her up, forced her to have abortions, and he kidnapped their daughter. Apparently he was also hooked up with an adherent of Crowley's, so Scientology took a lot from the OTO. Which, is of course how we link Scientology to the Illuminati.

Wow, really?  I was only half kidding.

Obviously, Elron was mentally ill, why else would he be so anti-science, er, I mean psychology?


Because Dianetics was first billed as a self-help psychology treatment. The Psychology community called shenanigans and tried to have him shut down so he had to switch it to a religion.
2013-02-04 11:45:41 PM  
1 votes:
Reading that article about the issues involving a Super Bowl in NJ, I have to wonder why they're even bothering having it there in the first place.  Didn't they think about those problems?

/Turned off the halftime show about three minutes in.  They could have saved a few million by just sending the cheerleaders out there and handing one a mic. Same thing as what we got.
2013-02-04 08:00:10 PM  
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Obviously, Elron was mentally ill, why else would he be so anti-science, er, I mean psychology?


Because he tried to introduce Dianetics as a a analysis tool and got laughed out of the trade. So, he did what any wacko would have done, found a religion!
2013-02-04 07:58:12 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't mind the soft-core porn show at halftime, and it made me feel good about myself never having heard one of those songs before.

How many people are going to have to die before club and stadium owners figure out that setting off fireworks and having flaming pyrotechnics indoors is not a good idea?
2013-02-04 06:58:29 PM  
1 votes:

room at the top: rumor is no halftime show next year due to the frigidness of NJ in February.


30 Min of Katy Perry's nips would make me tune in.
2013-02-04 06:38:44 PM  
1 votes:
Illuminati, Subby?  Try $cientology.  How else do you suppose they got their commercial on?

/runs away!
2013-02-04 06:19:13 PM  
1 votes:
Too bad the Illuminati couldn't have made the sound better.  I was already to get snarky about lip synching, but it was impossible to tell because the whole performance sounded like it was recorded by rubber microphones strategically placed under under mattresses wrapped in marshmallows swaddled in woolen blankets.

The huge display wall/ceiling thingy was actually pretty cool.  They need to sell that to Weird Al so he can make it rise up off of the stage when he plays "Frank's 2,000 inch TV."
2013-02-04 05:58:01 PM  
1 votes:

Uzzah: Boy, for a secret society, the Illuminati sure are good at getting their name out there.

The ones you really need to watch out for are the Flzdzurback Conglomeration. But, I've said too much already...


Jay-Z and Beyonce aren't part of the "secretive" Illuminati. Did you see her triangle? It's more like a diamond, true Illuminati wouldn't have poor finger control while throwing up their gang sign.
2013-02-04 05:53:13 PM  
1 votes:
so all she did was throw up the Illuminati pyramid sign. nothing compared to Madonna's ritual last year.
2013-02-04 05:50:57 PM  
1 votes:
Halftime is focused on luring viewers who wouldn't normally watch. I think I saw more comments about Halftime than the actual game on twitter and Facebook. I think a majority of people are complaining just because she performed at Obamas inauguration and is a "Liberal"with feminists view.-All female performance and messages/lyrics etc.
2013-02-04 05:31:50 PM  
1 votes:

FishyFred: Rapmaster2000: The NFL totally blew it with this popular act that is enjoyed by a large number of women and girls, who ordinarily would not tune in to a football game, thereby giving advertisers a larger audience and allowing CBS to charge higher rates which in turn allows the NFL to command a higher price tag for the rights to broadcast the Super Bowl.

They should have gone with Rush so me and eight other drummers would be happy.

I'm holding out for Muse.

Should I be surprised that they've never invited Dave Matthews Band?


The template is pop acts and geriatric rock acts.  That's it.

While I'm sure Japandroids could have slayed it, tween girls aren't tuning in for that.
2013-02-04 04:45:16 PM  
1 votes:
The NFL totally blew it with this popular act that is enjoyed by a large number of women and girls, who ordinarily would not tune in to a football game, thereby giving advertisers a larger audience and allowing CBS to charge higher rates which in turn allows the NFL to command a higher price tag for the rights to broadcast the Super Bowl.

They should have gone with Rush so me and eight other drummers would be happy.
 
Displayed 16 of 16 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report