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(Guardian)   Possible mafia war in Russia could mean it's all downhill for the next Winter Olympics   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-02-04 02:43:01 PM
4 votes:
Does this mean we'll see full contact biathlon this time?  Will Russia challenge Finland for the gold in the team event?

/Finland took gold in the 1940 Winter Games.
2013-02-04 03:36:25 PM
2 votes:

spentmiles: I hope the Russian mafia can put better prostitutes on the street than Canada did in Vancouver in 2010.  Seems like Canada only had home grown girls ("Oh, yer gonna blow a big load, eh?  Right in my Tim Horton shooter, eh?") and fresh off the boat Celestials (CAT INTERCOURSE NOISES).  I didn't rubber up for the Canucks, but the Orientals just smelled like Hep C.  I guess that's what happens when you don't have a strong crime family in charge.

Are Eastern European girls typically pretty healthy?  That movie Taken has really turned me off to them.  If she even remotely speaks English, I'll feel like I'm farking a Have You Seen Me? milk carton.  And no way am I standing in line with a bunch of filthy stinking construction workers all to make love to a passed out chick in a bed-sheet-room-fort that a four year old could've constructed.

I'm hopeful that the Russians can get something decent worked out.  That would save the Winter Olympics for a lot of fans of winter sports like me.


So, you are into human trafficking? I mean I guess that is cool if that is what you like. No wait, that makes  you a scum bag.

If you visit a prostitute during a large event probability says she is a slave and you are contributing to human suffering.
2013-02-04 03:22:23 PM
2 votes:
Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine, and Sochi will join the list of such esteemed Olympic host cities as Munich and Sarajevo.
2013-02-04 04:48:15 PM
1 votes:
Apparently Putin's girlfriend just had another kid.  And strangely, Putin's wife was nowhere to be found for her recent 55th birthday.


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2013-02-04 04:36:14 PM
1 votes:

Rude Turnip: blatz514: Not if it's up to this guy!

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People complain about Putin, but you have to keep in mind that Russians need a strong and ruthless leader since you're dealing with a not very trustworthy culture riddled with crime.


So Russia is like mental institution to you?
2013-02-04 04:25:13 PM
1 votes:
In Russia, the government will give you all the ammunition you desire. Just speak up, and it will be delivered to you at great speed.
2013-02-04 04:19:22 PM
1 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: Other than vodka, does anything good come from Russia?
F'ing scum of the earth shiathole of a nation if you ask me.


some of the best literature, movies, and music

for example,

shostakovich, eisenstein, tarkovsky, tolstoy, dostoevsky, turgenev, prokofiev, rostropovich, pushkin, mussorgsky, rimsky-korsakov, rachmaninoff, just to name a few.
2013-02-04 04:08:46 PM
1 votes:
For those wondering how a city like Sochi could get the winter games, you can't think about it like the summer games. Outside of the Alps, there are few areas on the planet that have both the necessary alpine terrain and the infrastructure to support the winter games. Besides the alpine areas, you need a sizable airport, ice hockey/etc venues, hotels, etc. Most resorts will not have all of those available nearby.

Denver has been mentioned as a possible site of upcoming games. (hell no, imo). We have the infrastructure in town, but the ski areas would be 2-4 hours away. It is much more difficult logistically to put together a winter games, so the host cities are not always where you would expect them to be.
2013-02-04 03:42:45 PM
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: spentmiles: I hope the Russian mafia can put better prostitutes on the street than Canada did in Vancouver in 2010.  Seems like Canada only had home grown girls ("Oh, yer gonna blow a big load, eh?  Right in my Tim Horton shooter, eh?") and fresh off the boat Celestials (CAT INTERCOURSE NOISES).  I didn't rubber up for the Canucks, but the Orientals just smelled like Hep C.  I guess that's what happens when you don't have a strong crime family in charge.

Are Eastern European girls typically pretty healthy?  That movie Taken has really turned me off to them.  If she even remotely speaks English, I'll feel like I'm farking a Have You Seen Me? milk carton.  And no way am I standing in line with a bunch of filthy stinking construction workers all to make love to a passed out chick in a bed-sheet-room-fort that a four year old could've constructed.

I'm hopeful that the Russians can get something decent worked out.  That would save the Winter Olympics for a lot of fans of winter sports like me.

So, you are into human trafficking? I mean I guess that is cool if that is what you like. No wait, that makes  you a scum bag.

If you visit a prostitute during a large event probability says she is a slave and you are contributing to human suffering.


Haven're read much spentmiles, eh?
He's quite entertaining.
2013-02-04 03:29:42 PM
1 votes:
i am so hoping they botch this big time.

also, this confused me:

Russians have been flocking to Sochi's beaches since the days of Stalin, who favoured the city's atypically Russian subtropical climate and peppered it with neoclassical mansions and palm-tree-lined boulevards

they are having the winter olympics in a city with a climate that support palm trees?
2013-02-04 03:26:27 PM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: the country functioned as a "virtual mafia state", referring to the co-dependence of the mob and the state.

So it's like New Jersey but with better odor and more class?



More like Rhode island with better food and more considerate people
2013-02-04 03:21:03 PM
1 votes:
I hope the Russian mafia can put better prostitutes on the street than Canada did in Vancouver in 2010.  Seems like Canada only had home grown girls ("Oh, yer gonna blow a big load, eh?  Right in my Tim Horton shooter, eh?") and fresh off the boat Celestials (CAT INTERCOURSE NOISES).  I didn't rubber up for the Canucks, but the Orientals just smelled like Hep C.  I guess that's what happens when you don't have a strong crime family in charge.

Are Eastern European girls typically pretty healthy?  That movie Taken has really turned me off to them.  If she even remotely speaks English, I'll feel like I'm farking a Have You Seen Me? milk carton.  And no way am I standing in line with a bunch of filthy stinking construction workers all to make love to a passed out chick in a bed-sheet-room-fort that a four year old could've constructed.

I'm hopeful that the Russians can get something decent worked out.  That would save the Winter Olympics for a lot of fans of winter sports like me.
2013-02-04 03:10:16 PM
1 votes:
Criminal interest in the city, long a favourite weekend destination of the president, Vladimir Putin, has grown exponentially since it won the right to host the Games, according to security sources. A senior Russian official said on Sunday that Russia would spend more than £32.3bn on the Winter Olympics, making it the most expensive in history.

But remember kids, Pootey-Poot had NOTHING to do with it.  No sir, he's for honest dictatorship.
2013-02-04 02:59:46 PM
1 votes:
In Mafia Russia, fishes sleep with you.
2013-02-04 02:59:25 PM
1 votes:
That's not a mogul it's a body.
 
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