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(IndyPolitics.org)   Indianapolis merchants solution to teen ne'er do wells downtown? Mandate ID bracelets and registration for all minors. Move along, underage citizen   (indypolitics.org ) divider line
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2013-02-04 02:54:14 PM  
6 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Oh_Enough_Already: Why are they showing a picture of white hands in the article?

Because the guy who hires hand models is a racist who gave his cousin the job.


He gave his cousin a hand job?
2013-02-04 02:47:55 PM  
4 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: Why are they showing a picture of white hands in the article?


Because the guy who hires hand models is a racist who gave his cousin the job.
2013-02-04 05:33:34 PM  
3 votes:
i73.photobucket.com

Why not barcode tattoo their wrists?
2013-02-04 02:55:06 PM  
3 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: Why don't they just hire a couple dozen Atlanta security guards?


The security guard should be fired for harassing those attractive and successful people.
2013-02-04 02:26:21 PM  
3 votes:
Obvious consequence of gun bans. What are bracelets going to do against crazy mall shooters? They should arm all the teens.
2013-02-04 04:25:29 PM  
2 votes:

wiseolddude: Broadcast classical music in the area, that will keep them away.


www.collativelearning.com

Approves.

/hot link
//not obscure i know.
2013-02-04 04:08:09 PM  
2 votes:
The bands should be color coded, so you know when they are too old.

img2u.info
2013-02-04 02:57:56 PM  
2 votes:

EngineerAU: SevenizGud: Stop rewarding welfare queens for queefing out an endless stream of criminals-in-waiting and soon there won't be ne'er-do-wells in the first place.

I don't know about Indy but in my downtown it's mostly white teens from the suburbs looking for some skateboarding cred. For some reason doing tricks on interstate overpasses is more appealing that the skate parks in the 'burbs. Probably has something to do with mom's minivan but I can't say for sure.

What I do know is most teenagers are pretty cool one on one and much smarter than they're given credit for. In groups they can be significantly less so.

/Fun with prepositions!


A preposition is a word you should never end your sentences with.

/Strunknwhite
2013-02-04 02:27:24 PM  
2 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: Why are they showing a picture of white hands in the article?


A better question is why are the slapper hand and the slapped hand clearly attached to the same person.
2013-02-04 02:22:23 PM  
2 votes:
I'm usually of the opinion that teenagers aren't real people, but this is still a bit much.
2013-02-04 03:38:40 PM  
1 vote:

wiseolddude: Broadcast classical music in the area, that will keep them away.


A little of the Ludwig Van?
2013-02-04 03:37:21 PM  
1 vote:
BarkingUnicorn [TotalFark]


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2013-02-04 03:18:33 PM

ProfessorOhki: Bathia_Mapes: wiseolddude: Broadcast classical music in the area, that will keep them away.

Unfortunately, it does not. Our local transit district has been doing this for the past few years at the main downtown station with no discernible effects. They play a lot of opera too, but the youths just hang around the area anyway.

IMHO, part of the reason it's not working is a lot of the young people who congregate at the transit station have earbud or headphones in place, listening to their own music, which, of course, blocks out the opera.

Or maybe they like Carmen or some of the other operas played. I dunno. :/

"I chased him out of my shop and as he was leaving he glared at me a-and... he... he said, 'you'd best keep your hand at the level of your eye, old man.' What is wrong with kids today?!"

WTF does that even mean?


Keeping your dukes up??
2013-02-04 03:16:13 PM  
1 vote:

Thisbymaster: Well they should be in after school programs but the money for that was cut. They should get jobs but those are taken by the people out of work. The community centers are overrun by gangs. What else are they to do?


Be good at football, and hope rich white women adopt them?
2013-02-04 03:09:18 PM  
1 vote:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Clock Spider Jerusalem: DROxINxTHExWIND: Oh_Enough_Already: Why are they showing a picture of white hands in the article?

Because the guy who hires hand models is a racist who gave his cousin the job.

He gave his cousin a hand job?

Well...since this thread is big on tying actions to race, the cousin marrying is pretty exclusive to the Whites.


Of course; the guy's got to stick around after he finds out his cousin's pregnant, right?

/You put that low-hanging-fruit there on purpose, didn't you >:|
2013-02-04 02:51:16 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: I can't imagine the nerd rage that this would cause from the Gencon crowd!


I was just thinking "They must be gearing up for August..."
2013-02-04 02:37:06 PM  
1 vote:
If there was only a way to keep the teen boys out while getting the girls to come in greater numbers....
2013-02-04 02:33:55 PM  
1 vote:

SevenizGud: Stop rewarding welfare queens for queefing out an endless stream of criminals-in-waiting and soon there won't be ne'er-do-wells in the first place.


I don't know about Indy but in my downtown it's mostly white teens from the suburbs looking for some skateboarding cred. For some reason doing tricks on interstate overpasses is more appealing that the skate parks in the 'burbs. Probably has something to do with mom's minivan but I can't say for sure.

What I do know is most teenagers are pretty cool one on one and much smarter than they're given credit for. In groups they can be significantly less so.

/Fun with prepositions!
2013-02-04 02:33:04 PM  
1 vote:
I'd rather they keep a tighter control on the geriatric population. They are way more annoying when they hang around in malls than kids hanging around in a mall. They take up more space with their rascals/walking implements, are rude (and you are expected to be polite because they are old), inspect and comment on the contents if ahopping carts etc. I prefer 6 teens in a corner with headphones to 6 old people with too much time on their hands. At least the teens will keep to themselves 9 out of 10 times.
2013-02-04 02:30:31 PM  
1 vote:
Why don't we just use shock collars with those training fences like for dogs?
2013-02-04 02:27:18 PM  
1 vote:
Remember to neuter or spay your neer-do-wells!
2013-02-04 02:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
I can't imagine the nerd rage that this would cause from the Gencon crowd!
2013-02-04 02:24:07 PM  
1 vote:
But the sheriff is a ne'er!

/do well
2013-02-04 02:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
Why not yellow stars?  It worked so well last time.
2013-02-04 02:21:33 PM  
1 vote:

wiseolddude: Broadcast classical music in the area, that will keep them away.


Broadcast 18kHz sine waves.  That'll keep 'em away.
2013-02-04 12:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
Broadcast classical music in the area, that will keep them away.
 
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